You open the Dukes of Hazard lunchbox and...

...suddenly find yourself crammed into the back of the General Lee, with Bo and Luke Duke a hootin' and a hollerin' up in the front. "Looks like we're giving Rosco a real run for his money this time! Hoo hoo!" exclaims Bo. You look behind you and see a police car feebly trying to keep up. "Shucks! Let's go around that big tree to the ol' rickety bridge over that real deep ravine again!" shouts Luke. You lean forward as best you can to get a view of what's happening as the car skids through the dirt around a giant oak tree. Up ahead you see a bridge that doesn't look like it would hold the weight of more than three mosquitoes at once, and the Duke boys are merrily careening right towards it.

"No! Bo! Luke! Whichever the hell one you are, don't do it!" Your shouting startles the Duke boys, who both turn and scream like little girls when they discover you hiding in what passes for the backseat of the car. Unfortunately, since they're looking back at you and not at the road, this causes them to miss the rickety bridge entirely, sending you all straight down into the ravine. "Wait a minute, 'The Dukes of Hazard' sucked!" is your last discomfiting thought as you tumble to your rocky death below.

START OVER, DAISY!