You open the Yogi Bear lunchbox and...

...you find yourself in a state park. And look who is running up to you, it's Yogi Bear himself! And he's brought a picnic basket filled with goodies for you to enjoy. That's awfully nice of him, and come to think of it, you are feeling pretty hungry. You could go for a snack. You open up the picnic basket and find

LUBE?

Yes indeed, Yogi has a treat on his mind... and unfortunately for you, the treat involves several "Juice Lube" varieties and your posterior. You kick and scream, but Yogi drags you into his cave where he and Boo-Boo make sweet love to you for the rest of your natural born life.

START OVER, GREASED LIGHTNING!