You open the Julia lunchbox and...

...are magically transported to a movie studio. This is a surprise. Having never heard of this "Julia" that the lunchbox was advertising, you had assumed that it was just another television show from the sixties or seventies. This studio, however, looks to be fairly modern. From the looks of it, though, it seems that the production crew, as well as the actors themselves, are all out at the moment. You see some movement out of the corner of your eye, and spin around to determine the source. To your surprise, you find yourself face to face with famous actress, Julia Roberts.

"Oh Miss Roberts, I’m a big fan of your work! I just loved you in Mystic Pizza! By the way, you wouldn’t happen to know what Popeye’s Chicken I need to look for, do you?"

"Chicken? Julia Roberts hungry! Raaaarrrr!!!"

With that, Julia’s huge maw opens and she clamps her larger-than-life teeth down on your head. You manage to shout that Runaway Bride was a damned stupid movie before she crushes your skull.

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!