You open the Land of the Giants lunchbox and...
...you have somehow been transported to (gasp) the Land of the Giants! You start to walk around and you're already feeling much smaller when you notice a telephone that's 5 times your body size and a #2 pencil that's the size of a redwood. Then you notice some giants talking to some other people that are as small as you. Eureka! Maybe you can find your way out of this mess after all!
You walk up and start to speak to them, but they don't even seem to acknowledge your presence. You decide to tap one of them on the shoulder, but your finger hits a screen. Oh god no... they're not really there! This entire land of giants is... blue-screened! This shouldn't really be a surprise to you since there is no such thing as a giant (except Andre the Giant and he's far too cool to hangout with your puny ass). But now you're stuck forever watching these people talking to each other without any way of communicating with them. There is no escape, and even if there was, it would probably be blue-screened as well. Nice going. START OVER, YOU TINY LITTLE PEON!
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