You open the Fraggle Rock lunchbox and...

...find yourself right smack in the middle of an all out Fraggle orgy. The madness gripping your senses is of Lovecraftian proportions, as your nervous eyes dart around the open cavern and see Gobo pounding into Red like a spastic monkey, as those little construction worker dudes are "erecting" (hee hee!) a tiny tower nearby. Mokey is snorting lines of cocaine like an old pro while Wembley pees on her and shouts "THURSDAY IS HAWAIIAN SHIRT DAY!" As you're reminding yourself that these are indeed Fraggles and not Peter Jackson's Feebles, you suddenly notice that Boober is lifting your shirt up and trying to lick your nipples.

At that point, you snap completely. Grabbing part of the Doozers' tiny tower structure, you gouge our your eyeballs and run screaming through the caves. Unfortunately without your eyes you fail to notice the sharp rock outcropping on the corner ahead, and slam into it headfirst. The impact drives the rock directly through your skull and into your brain, but not before you have a second to think about the horror that killed your childhood forever.

START OVER, YOU MUPPET VOYEUR FREAK!