Incredible. You fought bravely. You fought valiantly. You fought... well you fought Captain Skywarp Hypergay. If that doesn't earn you some respect (or "respek" as the urban hoods of Camp Chopleton call it) I don't know what will. You stand over Captain Skywarp Hypergay and he musters every last bit of strength within himself to utter his final words to you... "THE HUMPTY DANCE, IS YOUR CHANCE TO DO THE HUMP." As he says those chilling words, he places something in your hands and then passes away. You cautiously open your hands to see what is is and you discover...
Holy Roboshits! It's a tiny robot! "CO-MAND ME MAST-OR!" the robot proclaims. Well, as we all know, when you are given a robot by a dying man, there's only one thing to do to honor his dying wish... You decide to:
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