You feel those pork brains ooze down your throat as you try to keep your chundering at bay. Porky little brain by brain, you can actually feel each one of them plop into the pit of your stomach. The milky pork-scented gravy coats the inner walls of your stomach like Pepto Bismol does in the animated diagrams on their commercials. Only difference is, it's not the soothing relief you would hope for. Nor are you mutating into a Hulk-like creature with immense power. Instead, you are mutating into something else...

A VOMITING MACHINE!

It's really quite amazing. You just start vomiting and don't let up for an hour straight. Who would've thought that such a tiny can of pork brains could produce so much vomit? That really doesn't even make sense, unless they're magical pork brains in milky gravy that somehow, when contacted by stomach acids, grow to 3 times their size... thus forcing the human host to expunge them immediately.

Well after your hour-long vomitfest, you collapse and die. Guess your body just wasn't meant to handle that rich, milky gravy 'n pork brain flavor. On the plus side, you made it into the Guinness Book of World Records for your impressive puke-o-thon.

START OVER, CHUNDER CHAMP!