Wait a minute. Do you even have a lab to take the blood back to? Well, yeah, you do have that meth lab in your secret basement, but that's not the same kind of lab you were thinking about now was it. Oh well, the meth lab will have to suffice because, while you are into real estate, you haven't made any investments in additional laboratories in recent years.

Ack! How are you going to gather up the bright orange blocky blood on the leaf? You can't just carry the blood in your hands. Well whaddaya know! You just happen to be carrying a test tube with you! What luck!

After collecting the poorly pixelated orange alien blood back to "the lab" you decide that it's time to conduct some tests on the substance. The more you know about your enemy, the better chance you have of defeating him. Or at least you seem to recall Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" book saying something along those lines as you read it when you once dreamt of becoming a real warrior instead of being an elven warlock in some magical role-playing game that has slowly made you curse the day you were born over the years.

You place the test tube on the counter and decide that you can "test" it by placing a sugar cube in it and seeing what happens. You're not sure what this will actually test, but you swear you've seen people use sugarcubes when testing things in labs on TV before. Or maybe you've just used LSD a few too many times, El Meth Lab Maestro.

Just as you reach for the sugar cubes, you accidentally hit the test tube with your elbow and the orange blocky substance starts to spill out all over the table! You fool! Didn't you learn anything in high school chemistry class!? ALWAYS PUT A RUBBER STOPPER ON YOUR TEST TUBES TO AVOID SPILLS! You've got to act fast and catch all of the fluid before it falls to your extremely unsanitary floor, rendering the blood completely useless for testing due to all of the contaminates!

There's only one chance for you to catch every last drop of that vital alien evidence! You must shrink yourself down using that shrink ray you bought on eBay. Why you bought it is another story entirely, but the thing actually works and it will allow you to see every miniscule droplet that falls over the edge of your lab table! You grab a bowl to catch all the blood in and you shrink yourself down. It's blood catchin' time!

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