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I-Mockery At E3 2010 - The Electronics Entertainment Expo!
by: Dr. Boogie and -RoG-

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Over at the Vanquish game booth, this guy was using a gun to blast
his way through the impenetrable red rope barrier. Talk about overkill.


Windsocks hanging from the ceiling? Something's fishy here.


The big TRON booth is just too pretty.


No really.


Interior decorators, take note.


A real Light Cycle!


Hey guys, wanna trade me a Light Cycle for my inflatable Mario Kart?


A Black Guard helmet from TRON.


Gotta love these TRON controllers, but where are the matching systems?


TRON wasn't the only impressive booth. Ooooooooo!


A 3-in-1 system so you can play NES, SNES and Genesis games. Stick with the originals.


More generic Brand X systems.


A ton of game-branded treats. I'm sure you can find these at Whole Foods.


The G4 network set.


The cast of Attack of the Show doing their thing. Olivia Munn was later interupted by Keith Apicary. Ka-pow!


I'm pretty sure that symbol in the middle is gonna be in serious pain in a few seconds.


Speaking of pain, the new Splatterhouse game delivers plenty of it!


And here's the man behind said pain. Hi Rick!


Awww... looks like somebody needs a hug!


As you can see, Splatterhouse truly lives up to its name. Bloody as hell!


Pac-Man Battle Royale was ridiculously fun.


Four players going head-to-head in a best out of five game of Pac-Man where you can not only eat the ghosts,
but you can eat each other as well! I seriously need one of these in my home. Sooooooo good!


Right on, Pac!


A nearby Pac-Man display shows off some Pac-memorabilia from the past 30 years.


I expect some cool items, but a sealed can of Chef Boyardee Pac-Man Pasta and an unopened box of Pac-Man cereal?
AMAZING!


Back when ice cream treats were truly awesome.


Dear Popsicle: Please bring these back for the holidays this year!


We may have been indoors, but that didn't stop Rift from bringing the outside world in with them.


If your groin area looks like this, please see a physician immediately.

There's still much more to see from
I-Mockery's coverage of E3 2010!

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Reader Comments

Space Cowboy
Jun 18th, 2010, 06:21 AM
That arm-brace controller looks like shit.
Member
Jun 18th, 2010, 07:00 AM
OMG, I want one of those stuffed chicks on the last page *bounces* And holy cow, do I remember the Pac-Man cereal *and* eating Pac-Man Pasta as a kid. And mmm, Umbrella Corp. mints. I'll have to find some of those.

Now that I'm done looking at the little details, thanks for the coverage, guys! Can't say as there were too many games I'm interested in myself but it never hurts to know what's out there. And yeah, I had a "Holy crap Battle Chess?!" moment seeing that pic, too. What system was that for? (And boo on poor deaths. That's what made that game!)

Most intrigued by FotNS, mostly because I'm a DW fangirl. Might check it out but it doesn't get me bouncy like the other Koei titles do when I hear they're being released.

Looks like you guys had a blast, though and thanks much for the article!
Strange blob from beyond
Jun 18th, 2010, 10:32 AM
Serious question now. How much does it cost to get into E3 or is it still invite only? Glad you both had a good time, did you get a go on kinect? I do hope the tiger thing has a "rip your face off when you piss it off" option
Shinobi Hero
Jun 18th, 2010, 12:55 PM
I'm ecstatic about that new Twisted Metal game. Hell yeah! And I'm glad that Hokuto no Ken game is finally getting a US release. It's about time.

I'm still hoping there'll be time for Gene of God Hand to appear in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3, though... I've kept my fingers crossed for so long, I think they're frozen that way by now.
I am Johnny Luchador
Jun 18th, 2010, 01:03 PM
of all the things at E3, sadly enough this year the big thing was the partnership between ESPN and Microsoft. I don't even like sports, but that's HUGE and a big kick to the dick to Sony/Nintendo. Oh and I tested out the Twisted Metal, fun, but WAY To Complicated to complete a task that could easily be done in 2 steps. I Really have no clue how I missed you at E3 wearing that hat.
Forum Virgin
Jun 18th, 2010, 04:11 PM
There actually was a Fist of the North Star game on the Master System of all things, released here under the label Black Belt. It was remade under the 95% shovelware Sega Ages line on the PS2 and was given a Master System sequel as well. The IP is definitely overdue for a new entry, though, I agree.

http://hg101.kontek.net/hokutonoken/blackbelt.htm
The Dork Knight
Jun 19th, 2010, 08:46 AM
Ähm, it´s George Romero, not John, otherwise I´m really excited for Dead Rising 2!
Forum Virgin
Jun 19th, 2010, 02:02 PM
Twisted Metal 2 was one of my fav. games I wasted hours on besides Goldeneye. Man I can't wait to try out the new TM game. Rock of the Dead? wtf!? haha. that looks ridiculous. I'll play it though!!
With More Yes Than Ever
Jun 19th, 2010, 02:11 PM
If I got a tatoo, it would probably be Mr. Shark.
The Goddamned Batman
Jun 19th, 2010, 07:50 PM
Looks like you guys had a great time.

Man, I really hate you guys.
Member
Jun 19th, 2010, 09:40 PM
I was working at a shelter during the day they showed E3 coverage (on my birthday, no less), but luckily I had set my DVR to record it. The footage from E3 was the best birthday gift ever. I'm looking forward to all these games.

The one I'm looking forward to most, though, is Heroes on the Move. Jak, Ratchet and Sly were my best friend's three favorite characters and he wanted a game that combined them; however, he died in an accident three years ago, so he didn't get to see his dream come true.
The Wolf
Jun 20th, 2010, 07:26 PM
GEORGE Romero. BIGGY Man, not Bagman. Seriously, Boogie.
frappez le cochon rouge
Jun 20th, 2010, 08:23 PM
I bought the Gundemonium Collection. It's pretty good and decently tough.
Member
Jun 21st, 2010, 12:18 PM
I would've never expected to see a state-of-the-art controller made for this generation of videogames being a succesor to the damned Power Glove.
pickled
Jul 3rd, 2010, 09:50 PM
THE POWER GLOVE IS SO BAD
Member
Jul 17th, 2010, 09:34 PM
I see the flux capacitor.
Forum Virgin
Oct 18th, 2010, 04:54 PM
anyone up for some twisted metal 2?
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CHIEF OF POLICE
Oct 18th, 2010, 09:13 PM
Lol at Keith.

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