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I-Mockery At E3 2011 - The Electronics Entertainment Expo!
by: Dr. Boogie and -RoG-

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Those mutants from Rage will try anything to get into E3.


Maybe they'd have an easier time getting in if they wore normal attire instead of actual tires around their necks.


When a Hummer just doesn't help you overcompensate enough, you can always try a tank.


Everybody dance!


Strike a pose. Vogue.


An army of one fun.


A new addition to E3 this year was the Video Game History Museum section. Holy crap, was I ever in heaven here.
I hope you like retro gaming stuff, because you're about to see a truckload of it.


It looks like a Neo Geo AES console, but it's actually a consolized MVS system so you can play the
arcade cartridges (which are far cheaper than the AES ones) at home. Anybody for a game of Metal Slug?


Super Mario Bros. 3 hooked up to the Nintendo Entertainment System.
(I'm sure I'm in the minority, but I still say Super Mario Bros. 2 was the best game in the series.)


Donkey Kong on the ColecoVision! Easily the best version of the game for home consoles back in the day.


Discs of Tron on the Intellivision. I played Astrosmash shortly after this and now I want to hook it up again.
Such a great console.


In addition to all the classic gaming goodness, 8-bit Weapon was set to perform live chiptune sets throughout the day!


I absolutely love that the only game they had hooked up on this Atari 2600 console was E.T.
I watched this guy try to get out of one of those infamous pits for three minutes straight.
And what happened as soon as he finally escaped that pit? He fell into another one.


UFO on the Magnavox Odyssey².


Playing Outrun on the Sega Master System.
Although it was completely overshadowed by the NES, there really are some great games on this console.
And let's be honest, everybody looked like a badass when they worse those old 3D glasses for it.


The Vectrex system. I've raved about this console many times before. It's the only true vector graphics home
console ever produced. Totally unique and absolutely worth owning if you can get your hands on one.


The Bally Astrocade system from 1978.


The Emerson Arcadia 2001 system from 1981 alongside the Atari 5200.


The Atari 2600 wished E.T. had phoned home a bit sooner instead of being released.


The Magnavox Odyssey² system once again.


The original Odyssey system alongside the RCA Studio II system.


An Atari Video Music system from 1976 next to a Telegames Personal Arcade system.


The Coleco Telstar Arcade (1977) may be the most awesome looking video game system ever made.
On a related note: I believe all consoles should have wood paneling.


Even the cartridges were triangular!


A case chock full o' prototype games.


Notice the old Atari company employee badges in the bottom corner of the case.


The Microvision was the first cartridge-based handheld console. Keen!


A collection of Microvision cartridges.


The ColecoVision system along with the Expansion Module 1 which allowed people to play Atari 2600 games on it.


The ColecoVision Roller Controller and the ColecoVision Super Action Controllers.


The Aquarius Computer & Game System alongside the Intellvoice. Snafu, Nightstalker... such awesome games.

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Reader Comments

dead end
Jun 13th, 2011, 03:15 PM
i'm a huge warlords fan, did that remake have some kind of paddle controller? i need a paddle controller to play warlords :o
Sloth, PhD
Jun 13th, 2011, 04:27 PM
Boobs.
The Claw of Justice
Jun 13th, 2011, 04:28 PM
Golden Axel!
SKATASTIC
Jun 13th, 2011, 04:32 PM
The top of page 5 looks like shes from hedwig.
Pickled Patriarch
Jun 13th, 2011, 05:45 PM
mew barios - Sadly, there is no paddle controller for the Warlords remake, and it needs one badly.
Bawbaruh
Jun 13th, 2011, 06:42 PM
Otomedius makes me rage.

You know, Rog, at least there's a new Shinobi coming out, who cares what system it's on? I would murder someone for the chance to play a new Strider game on anything, let alone the DS.
taco loving zombie
Jun 14th, 2011, 03:15 AM
just so you don't get dissapointed axel is actually a pre order bonus
The Glum Cunt
Jun 14th, 2011, 05:11 AM
I saved the picture of the shark eating a burrito in case I ever run out of ideas for tattoos that I want.
Crazed Techno-Biologist
Jun 14th, 2011, 05:34 AM
My friend's a booth babe, fun stuff. Though there's lots of cool floatin around regardless of what year it is at E3.... I just gotta say it seems a lil less than what I was expecting, especially when compared to last year
WHAT'S THIS?!
Jun 14th, 2011, 07:13 AM
I had a retrogasm over all the vintage games and game memorabilia. The puffy stickers in particular brought me back to my youth. I sure miss my youth.
Forum Virgin
Jun 14th, 2011, 08:42 PM
Thanks for the huge amount of pictures and work that went into this guys, appreciate it.

Want to add a few things though, if its ok?

Your not really saying it is at all but its worth noting that Operation Raccoon City isn't a sequel to Resident Evil, its more of a alternate reality Left 4 Dead-ish (like you mentioned) side thing. And the only reason I'm saying its alternate reality is because of the prospect of doing certain things that will make other things in the RE Universe never happen (But I won't spoil the event for anyone who may not know). The real RE4-ish, horror, experience is going to come from the 3DS RE title Revelations, which is looking like its going to be sort of going back to the series darker roots.

As for Silent Hill, theres a lot riding on this game resonating with fans. Konami knows people didn't groove on Homecoming and really seem to want to change that. So thats probably the reason why the game was shown in such a shoddy alpha state as it was, companies usually tend to do something like this when they have to prove something and want to show it. Whether or not they polish all that out, or even make a truly likable game out of what they have, is something we really don't know till its closer to release.

I don't believe Capcom's ever had anything to do with Dead Island and I can't find anything off hand that says they ever did. That said, Square-Enix will be publishing this one for Deep Silver.

Given all the stupid crap the Hulk's been (or put himself) through in recent years I'm not surprised he didn't look so cheery.

Duke Nukem Forever came out today in the US (and last Friday elsewhere), so that's probably why it had such a huge line at last weeks show. People were chewing a the bit to play it.

Overall though I was really unimpressed with E3 all together this year. There were some small things here and there that I'm looking forward to but if the show never existed I'd be just as interested if I read them on some website somewhere.
OH GOD
Jun 14th, 2011, 09:25 PM
man all those rad-ass old systems

they didn't happen to have an arcadia/starpath supercharger, did they?
Cranberry Everything
Jun 14th, 2011, 10:40 PM
Mighty fine job what with the picture taking, fellows!
That Famicom Box is really great. And I'm ridiculously excited about the new Twisted Metal.
pickled
Jun 17th, 2011, 02:23 PM
Thanks for all the awesome pictures, guys!

I just can't help but wonder what Rei thinks of Rog flirting with all those booth babes.
Member
Jun 17th, 2011, 10:24 PM
Since I'm certain you care, a librarian is a space marine with psychic powers (like shooting lightning, speed boosts, etc.). Because thats clearly what you need when you're already the size of a minivan.

Also, those were some phenomenal pictures. Especially the old gaming stuff.
Funky Dynamite
Jun 18th, 2011, 01:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Starscream View Post
Your not really saying it is at all but its worth noting that Operation Raccoon City isn't a sequel to Resident Evil, its more of a alternate reality Left 4 Dead-ish (like you mentioned) side thing. And the only reason I'm saying its alternate reality is because of the prospect of doing certain things that will make other things in the RE Universe never happen (But I won't spoil the event for anyone who may not know).
It's still disappointing to me because it seems like a step in the wrong direction. A big part of the horror comes from being alone. They compromised this big time in 5, and I just can't see myself being scared at all in this one. the 3DS maybe meant as something more in line with the series as a whole, but they still intend for O:RC to be a Resident Evil game.


Quote:
I don't believe Capcom's ever had anything to do with Dead Island and I can't find anything off hand that says they ever did. That said, Square-Enix will be publishing this one for Deep Silver.
That's correct, I was so caught up with the DR2 comparison that I mistakenly said it was Capcom publishing it, whereas it's really Square-Enix.
Im one good looking Troll
Jun 18th, 2011, 02:08 AM
wow i was hoping to see at least metal gear:raiden on display.Then, I guess I dont really care much about this year E3 then
Funky Dynamite
Jun 18th, 2011, 02:28 AM
All Konami had MGS-related was an HD pack of several of the games.
teacup of sunshine
Jun 22nd, 2011, 03:26 PM
hah! I see Mr Kitsa's booth!

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