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Ghostbusters II is one of those movies that just had a lot of bad
luck, and as a result, most people forget about it or never even saw it to
begin with. Sure, the first Ghostbusters movie was better; but as far as
sequels go, part 2 was still pretty damned entertaining in my book. You
also need to take into account that when it came out, it was sandwiched
right in between Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and Batman - the top two grossing movies of 1989
which roughly brought in a combined $450,000,000! And since both of those
movies came out within a month of Ghostbusters II, it wasn't going to
be something that a lot of people remembered strongly in the long run (even though it was still
one of the highest grossing films of the year).
Well, I
think it's high time we give Ghostbusters II the credit it deserves. It's not
perfect, but so what? What is? It's simply a really fun, silly movie and
far better than 90% of other big sequels. No need to overanalyze it, just
sit back, laugh and enjoy. To help further drive my point home,
I've created this list of the top 10 things (in no particular order) that I really liked about
Ghostbusters II.
#1: The
Slime Tub!

If there's
two things that definitely go together, it's a tub and slime. Dana starts
running a bath so she can wash her kid, Oscar, but while she has her back
turned, pink slime starts pouring out of the faucet instead of water. When
it hits the water it starts looking like a string of intestines. But not
gross intestines. More like, intestines that you'd want to give a big hug
to because they look like they're filled with cotton candy instead of
poop.
Well, the
tub continues to fill with the pink slime until it becomes, a pink
monster!

Dana of
course runs away, but come on, look at that thing. It just wants a friend.
Wherever you are out there, tub slime monster, just know that I would've
hung out with you instead of running off in a panic. If anything from the
Ghostbusters II deserved to have a spin-off series, it's gotta be you. One
question though, how do you make that porcelain tub bend like rubber
instead of shattering when you move? Neat trick!
#2: The
Birthday Party Dance!

The
Ghostbusters have been through some hard financial times and, as a result,
resorted to performing at birthday parties for kids. Now when I say that,
you'd think they'd bring a captured ghost with them, release it and then
catch it again in front of all the kids for a rockin' good time. No sir.
They do something far better. They do the Ghostbusters Dance - swinging
their arms up and down while singing the theme song. Of course, when Ray
and Winston shout "Who ya gonna call?", the spoiled little brats
respond with "HE-MAN!" Which leads to Ray referring to them
all as "yuppie larvae". For the record, I WISH I could have Dan
Aykroyd and Ernie Hudson come dance at my birthday party. So if any of you
can make that happen, I'd be most appreciative.
#3:
Vigo!

Ok, let me
just say right now that I friggin loved Vigo. Everything about him was
pure hilarity. The way he spoke about himself was absolutely brilliant. It
was never just plain old "I command you!" - it had to be something more. "I
Vigo, the scourge of Carpathia, command you!" Brilliant. Plus,
according to Egon, Vigo was also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo
the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy.

And what
about his introduction? Vigo's floating head appears inside the painting
of himself and says, "On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of
pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no
more! Now is the season of evil!" My friends, that right there is
how every goddamned metal album should start before a single note is even
played. But the hilarity doesn't end there. Vigo's entire body emerges
from the painting in the final battle and...

TRESUMME! OOO LA LA!
WHOAH-HO-HOAH! Who's the pretty princess? You are, Vigo! Oh yes you
are! It looks like somebody went to the salon before their final
showdown! Seriously, it's as if his hair took on a life of its own when he
emerged from the painting. Vigo, with your utterly classic
self-congratulatory declarations of pure evil, studded shoulder pads, and
amazingly voluptuous hair... I salute you!
#4: The
River of Slime!


If there's
one thing Ghostbusters II had no shortage of, it was slime. Nothing
demonstrates this fact better than the river of slime flowing
underneath the city. This wasn't just some plain old slime that came from
the
grocery store either. No, this stuff was hardcore slime - full of
various colors, luminescent qualities, bubbles and some chunky textures.
What more could you ask for?
#5: World
of the Psychic!

While Ray
and Winston are dancing at children's birthday parties, Peter Venkman is
now the host of a TV show called "World of the Psychic." His guests are
complete frauds, delusional, or both. Watching Venkman listen to their
tales about when they believe the world is going to end is classic, but
it's the upcoming episode of the show that I really wish we could see:

"Next
week on 'World of the Psychic'... Hairless cats. Weird!" Come on! Tell
me this isn't a show you would watch every single day if it really
existed. I just wanna see how they can tie-in hairless cats with a show
about psychics. That right there is "Must See TV." Can't go wrong
with Venkman's "Until next time..." signoff message either:

#6: The
Angry Fur Coat!

As the river
of slime levels eventually break through the surface of the city streets,
it begins to seep out through every nook and cranny in the ground. When
this one snooty rich lady wearing a real fur coat walks through one of the
slime puddles, the slime awakens the creatures in her coat.

Awwwww! The
animals burst from out of her fur coat and screech with rage while she
freaks out. After wrestling with the animals for a little while, she
finally rips off the coat and throws it on the ground.

The angry
fur coat then scurries off into the night, never to be seen again. I like
to think that if you live in New York and listen closely enough... amidst
all of the hustle and bustle of the busy streets, you can sometimes hear
the coat still scampering wildly around the city scaring the bejesus out
of the pedestrians.
#7:
Dr.
Janosz Poha

Hell, his
name alone should be enough to sell you on the guy, but Janosz makes for a
great, witless minion under the spell of Vigo. He's played by Peter
MacNicol, and most people probably recognize him from his role on Ally
McBeal, but I still say that his performance as Janosz was the apex of his
career. The extremely exaggerated accent, the clumsy mannerisms, and his
constant awkward hitting on Dana easily make his character one of the most
unforgettable ones of the film.

In the end,
Vigo's spell over Janosz is broken by a blast of positively charged slime.
While it's fantastic watching him wake up and say, "Why am I drippings
with goo?", I would've preferred to see him square off against Louis
Tully (Rick Moranis) for the ultimate in clumsy nerd guy battles. You just
know that would've been epic!
#8:
Slimer's Cameo!

Let's face
it, people probably would've rioted in the streets if Slimer didn't make
an appearance in the Ghostbusters sequel. Even I would've uprooted my
chair from the floor and thrown it right through the screen if he wasn't
in it. Slimer is simply the best of the Ghostbusters ghosts because he
lives by his own rules. While all the other ghosts and monsters seem to be
helping Vigo cause chaos throughout the city, Slimer is just there doing
his own thing. In this case, he decided to drive a bus and give Louis
Tully a ride to the museum so he could help out his buddies.

I've still
got my old "I've Been Slimed!" Ghostbusters button, and hope that some day
Slimer will give me a lift to wherever I happen to be going. Rock on
Slimer, rock on.
#9: The
Dancing Toaster!

After Ray
and Egon discover that the slime not only reacts to negative energy, but
also to positive energy, they conduct some experiments with it. The best
experiment however, is when they fill a toaster with the slime and play
Jackie Wilson's "Higher and Higher" on the radio. And then it happens.

The toaster
begins to dance. A dancing toaster! If that right there isn't worth
the price of admission, I don't know what is, folks. If you pause the
movie during this scene, you can actually see the little mechanical spring
legs popping out which is how they made the toaster move dance like that.
Considering all of the tie-in merchandise they made for Ghostbusters II,
I'm surprised nobody ever tried to cash in on the dancing toaster
phenomenon. But hey, it's not too late people. I'm sure one of you has the
means to mass produce these things, and I'll be the first guy in line
ready to buy one if you do. Make it happen!
#10: NES
Advantage Liberty!

When the
Ghostbusters' proton packs fail to crack the slime shell that's covering
the museum, they decide to use something with a bit more power. So what do
they do? They go to the Statue of Liberty and spray the inside of it with
positively charged slime and start playing Jackie Wilson's "Higher and
Higher" over some loudspeakers so that they can walk Miss Liberty over to
the museum. Don't ask how that works, it's science. But how are
they going to control where the statue works? Oh they've got that covered
too.

They hack a
NES Advantage controller from the Nintendo Entertainment System so that
it's connected with the slime. Now they can steer her wherever they want!
GENIUS!

They then
walk her through the city, stepping on a police car in the process, break
through the slime shell on the museum with a mighty swing of Miss
Liberty's torch and save the day. Explain to me again why so many people
didn't enjoy this movie?

Honorable mention goes to the passengers of the Titanic returning home.
And there
you have it. If you still don't like Ghostbusters II after reading this
article, I might have to just come to your house, kick your door down, and
douse you with some positively-charged slime.

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