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The Incredible Hulk and the Toys That Make Him Angry!
by: -RoG-

For some reason, the creators of plush toys seem to have a problem capturing the look of the Incredible Hulk. I'm no artist by any stretch, but it doesn't seem like it would be too hard to make a toy that resembles the angry character from the comic books. Sure, he's changed in the comics a bit over the years, but in general he's always looked like he should: really pissed off.

Well, after I recently re-discovered an old photo of the Incredible Hulk's head that I took, I went searching for the figure online. During my search, I started noticing all sorts of horrible artistic renditions of the Hulk's face in many of the plush toys of him that existed. What's worse, Marvel actually gave their stamp of approval to most of 'em! So here's a gallery of some of the most horrible looking Incredible Hulk toys I came across during my search. It's really amazing how insanely drastic the variations from toy to toy actually are. And you wondered why he's always been so angry...


The "I Just Want A Hug!" Hulk


The "Demented Son The Parents Hide From Society" Hulk


The "Drank Too Much Red Bull" Hulk


The "I Can Look Like Christopher Lloyd Too" Hulk


The "You Can't Make Me Smile" Hulk


The "Jolly Green Giant's Son" Hulk


The "Hangover From Hell" Hulk


The "I Believe In Miracles" Hulk


The "I'm Too Fucking Shiny!" Hulk


The "Who You Lookin' At, Punk?" Hulk


The "My Head Looks Like A Goddamned Toilet Bowl Cleaner" Hulk


The "I Hate My Life" Hulk


The "Sorta Maybe Kinda Not Really Threatening" Hulk


The "Why Did God Create Me?" Hulk


The "Pea-Green Abortion" Hulk


The "How'd I Get This Afro?" Hulk


The "Incredibly Forgettable" Hulk


The "Trouser Sausage" Hulk

This last Hulk plush toy was actually discovered at the Brighton Pier and made national headlines. Why? Because someone decided this line of hulk toys needed penises. Read the story behind it is here. You can also see more photos of this wangtastic Hulk here.

This will be an ongoing gallery, so if you have photos of some Incredible Hulk
plush toys that aren't already featured on this page, please email them to me!

-RoG-


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