Valentine's Day cards for your loved ones! E-cards!
by: The I-Mockery Staff

Valentine's Day is almost here, and for those of you wanting to make it nice for that special someone in your life, we've created these wonderful cards to give them. After all, chances are you're going to spend a fortune this "holiday" on flowers and candies and plush toys and dinners and hotels and god knows what else. Might as well save a few bucks and use one of our free cards... they're every bit as good as a Hallmark.

This concludes our 2009 edition Valentine's Day cards. By all means, share one or share them all with your loved one(s). We guarantee they'll add some real spice* to your relationship! Happy Valentine's Day!

*threats, violence, restraining orders, etc.

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I-Mockery's 2008 Edition Valentine's Day Cards!
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Reader Comments

Forum Virgin
Feb 12th, 2009, 10:11 PM
I'm definitely sending that "Give me some sugar or I'll cut you" one to my girlfriend.
Basement Monkey
Feb 12th, 2009, 10:16 PM
Great work as always, saves me a trip to the store and 99 cents
Forum Virgin
Feb 12th, 2009, 10:18 PM
If I had a girlfriend, I'd probably only give her these...You know I think I know why I don't have a girlfriend
The Magnificent Bastard
Feb 12th, 2009, 11:25 PM
This year's batch are great, but nothing will top the first batch!
The Ugly Puckling
Feb 13th, 2009, 12:06 AM
Last one is concept art from the original Aliens before they got H.R Giger under control, isn't it?

Another hilarious and fantastic group of cards, woot!
Feb 13th, 2009, 01:07 AM
My pickles go to the Roomba, that one is just insanely hilarious!!!

The one with the cannibalistic guy is so hardcore... That photo is not real, is it?
grants but one wish
Feb 13th, 2009, 01:24 AM
im going to send these to severall different people just to see the reaction i get
Feb 13th, 2009, 05:16 AM
The "Total Recall" beauty will serve me nicely, thank you.
Sympathizes with the foo'
Feb 13th, 2009, 12:53 PM
As someone fated to have the landlord discover his body two weeks after the fact, I need all the laughs I can get come Valentine's day. These were great.
is hopped up on goofballs
Feb 13th, 2009, 01:54 PM
A++ on the Conan one...if I had someone to send a vday card to, she'd get that.
Amicable Herculean
Feb 13th, 2009, 06:51 PM
I really wish I had a someone to send these to.. Can I get a link to the Shadow picture sans words? It'd look great as my desktop background.
40 pound box of rape?
Feb 13th, 2009, 11:29 PM
The Jim Carrey one is win. Sending that
Forum Virgin
Feb 14th, 2009, 10:09 AM
I love the Jim Carrey one the best. It reminds me of the Valentines my father got my mother a heart pin in the shape of an actual heart. I thought she was going to kill him. Good times.
Ninja Meatloaf Fox
Feb 14th, 2009, 11:41 AM
In regards to the cannibal one, I have this to say;
Pissed-off goalie
Feb 15th, 2009, 05:03 AM
That whoopie cushion costume gets me all hot and bothered
Feb 16th, 2009, 01:33 PM
The Artificial Heart one, I'm using that for next year.
The stank on the hangdown
Mar 17th, 2009, 09:21 PM
Hugilingus has just entered my permanent lexicon. Who the hell thought of that? LOL or whatever the kids are typing these days. I can't be bothered to keep up.

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