Valentine's Day cards for your loved ones! E-cards!
by: The I-Mockery Staff

Valentine's Day is almost here, and for those of you wanting to make it nice for that special someone in your life, we've created these wonderful cards to give them. After all, chances are you're going to spend a fortune this "holiday" on flowers and candies and plush toys and dinners and hotels and god knows what else. Might as well save a few bucks and use one of our free cards... they're every bit as good as a Hallmark.

This concludes our 2013 edition Valentine's Day cards. By all means, share one or share them all with your loved ones on this special occasion. We guarantee they'll add some real spice* to your relationship! Happy Valentine's Day!

*threats, violence, restraining orders, etc.

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Reader Comments

Feb 14th, 2013, 01:34 PM
The "I *balls* you" is an instant classic. That needs to be printed on t-shirts and anything else available.
Feb 14th, 2013, 01:43 PM
I agree with Haggar completely.
The Magnificent Bastard
Feb 14th, 2013, 04:29 PM
Another year, another awesome batch of Valentine cards.

When my girlfriend dumped me in December, I thought Valentines day would suck this year, but instead...**starts crying**
Console cowboy
Feb 15th, 2013, 12:19 AM
Damn! If I Had used these, I would of had a date for sure this year!
The Medium-Height Man
Feb 18th, 2013, 05:29 PM
The Plastic Man one was already absurdly phallic. lol

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