Valentine's Day cards for your loved ones! E-cards!
by: The I-Mockery Staff

Valentine's Day is almost here, and for those of you wanting to make it nice for that special someone in your life, we've created these wonderful cards to give them. After all, chances are you're going to spend a fortune this "holiday" on flowers and candies and plush toys and dinners and hotels and god knows what else. Might as well save a few bucks and use one of our free cards... they're every bit as good as a Hallmark.

This concludes our 2014 edition Valentine's Day cards. By all means, share one or share them all with your loved ones on this special occasion. We guarantee they'll add some real spice* to your relationship! Happy Valentine's Day!

*threats, violence, restraining orders, etc.

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Reader Comments

Forum Chaos Lord
Feb 14th, 2014, 06:26 AM
I always look forward to these every year, and am never disappointed when they happen.

That last one though wins an internet, though.
Cat Scratch Fever!
Feb 24th, 2014, 10:10 AM
Severed limbs, Blood spray, Torn out spines, Death in the most brutal ways possible, and female assassins dressed as strippers. Yep, that's Amore

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