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Not to be
confused with the "Al TV" specials which coincided with each of his
album releases, "The Weird Al Show" was a weekly show that aired
for only one year before it was cancelled. If you ask me, CBS just didn't
realize what a good thing they had because this show was right up there
with
Pee Wee's Playhouse in my book. The format was actually quite
similar to Pee Wee's show in many ways - each episode had a lesson for kids, a variety of kooky
characters, celebrity cameos and all the weirdness one could possibly want
from good ol' Yankovic. On top of that, it had one of the greatest TV show
theme songs ever
recorded. And really, how can you go wrong with a show that
features Harvey the Wonder Hamster on a regular basis?
With
the holidays right around the corner, I figured now would be the perfect time
to do a feature on the Weird Al Show's "Obligatory Holiday Episode".
Granted, it's not your typical holiday show, but there isn't much of
anything that's typical about Weird Al other than songs about food.

So Al is
throwing a big holiday party at his place, but since he and his friends
couldn't decide on which holiday to celebrate, they decided to just
celebrate all of them! Heart-shaped ham, chocolate bunnies with cornbread
stuffing and gravy, green shamrock matzos, and candied corn on the cob are
all on the menu for this fiesta. He's even got a "bobbing for turkey" game to take the
party to the next level. Super duper!

To top it
all off, he's cooked up a very special dish called a "Mood Pie" which
reacts to the overall vibe of the party guests and lets Al know just how
well the festivities are coming along. If it's blue, the party is going
really well, if it's black 'n bubbling, then clearly he's doing something
wrong. Think this pie will somehow tie-in with today's lesson about how Al should
listen his friends when they want to share their feelings? Nah, couldn't
be!

Say, that's
no Santa! It's the Hooded Avenger, one of the many regulars on the
Weird Al show. He's a superhero of sorts I guess, I've just never really
seen him use any amazing powers. Other than, you know... being hooded all
the time. He soon breaks down and tries telling Al a sad story about how he never got a pony for Christmas
when he was younger, but Al completely ignores the Hooded Avenger and
tells him to check out the buffet table. "Thanks for not listening to
my story!" he pouts. Looks like Al is just too preoccupied with making his party
the best one ever when he should be listening to his friends instead. That's not very friendly of you, Al. Before this day
is through, I bet you're gonna learn a valuable lesson about caring!

Another
regular on the show is Val Brentwood, who is celebrating St. Patrick's day
today. As part of her celebration, she's pinching anybody who isn't
wearing green. Actually, she pinches anybody who does wear green
too. What can
I tell ya, the woman likes pinching people. Al tries to explain that there
is some green in his shirt, but she argues that it's actually aquamarine.
She's got ya there, Al!

Next up is
Judy Tenuta, or Madame Judy the Psychic as she is called on
the show. Considering that she also had an accordion as part of her
stand-up act, I
suppose Judy "the goddess" fits in with the Weird Al show better than anybody
else could. But she
won't be playing any polka music with Al today, for she's come to party
and tell his him his fortune. After playing an April Fool's Day prank on him by
saying his future will involve pain and unspeakable suffering, she tries
to give him a real warning about how he needs to listen to what
his friends have to say or the holiday spirit will go away. Much to her
chagrin, Al brushes off this warning as another April Fool's gag and walks
away.
Cousin Corky
is upset because her pilgrim date hasn't given her a Valentine's Day gift
yet and seems more interested in the buffet table than her. J.B. Toppersmith,
the busy executive who attends the party via live video conferencing, also
tries to tell Al about how he's feeling lonely and could use a friend to
talk to, but all Al wants to do is get everybody to make a toast with his
special punch.

Ignoring the
troubles of his friends, he raises his glass of punch and makes a toast to
a huge laundry list of holidays. Everybody then chugs the punch and
immediately spits it out because it was apparently tuna flavored. Guess Al
never heard about how the
Jones Smoked Salmon flavored sodas weren't a big hit with anyone's
taste buds.

Al rushes
over to check his mood pie and sees that it's not looking too hot, yet he
still can't figure out the reason why people aren't having a great time so
far. Come on Al, lend an ear to your friends in their time of need or that
mood pie will soon look like the black blood of the earth!

Al does
everything to cheer people up except actually listen to their grievances.
For example, Uncle Ralph is celebrating the 4th of July but he had to rent
an Easter bunny suit instead because somebody else rented the only
Uncle Sam costume from the costume shop. Al's solution to this problem? He
gives them a flashlight and tells 'em to go Easter egg hunting together
in a nearby abandoned mine shaft. Nice job Al, way to extinguish that
flame.
Meanwhile,
the hooded avenger is upset about Val Brentwood pinching him constantly
and how it will probably end up bruising his arm tomorrow morning. Yep,
he's quite a superhero, that Hooded avenger... quite a superhero indeed.

Elsewhere,
Cousin Corky is sitting on the couch, moping and heartbroken about how she's never
received a Valentine's Day card, but Al believes he has just the cure for
her blues: fruitcake. Not just any fruitcake though, a fruitcake that's been
passed down from generation to generation and has existed on this planet since the early 1600's.
She then tries to confide in Al once again about her Valentine woes and he
then shouts at her about how she's ruining his party. Let's face it
though, if you expect to find the solution to your problems in a guy who
owns a 400-year-old fruitcake, you're clearly just creating more grief for
yourself.
There's
more weirdness to be witnessed!
CLICK HERE FOR PAGE 2 OF WEIRD AL'S OBLIGATORY HOLIDAY
EPISODE!
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