Sometimes, fate appoints you with a task. You feel a sensation like a slap in the face and all of a sudden, you know you were put on this planet with a purpose. I experienced that particular moment when I once opened a cheap supermarket bag of assorted candy, and extracted... this.
Yes, I know. Quite a sight, isn't he? That, my friend, is a rare, vintage, White Plastic Pig. And upon the moment I first laid eyes on him, I realized that it was my duty to send him on a Big Adventure around the world.
...alright, I didn't exactly realize that until near the end of the summer of 2002, but that's hardly the point.
White Plastic Pig has a story to tell. An adventure to experience. Intrigue. Plot twists. Romance. It's all there, but it hasn't happened yet. For as we speak, the Pig is on his voyage around the world,
doing things of wonder, and meeting new people from the
forums who agreed to take him in for a little while. He will cross more distance than some people do in their entire lives. England, Sweden, the US, Canada, Hong Kong, Australia, Greece... and back home again,
to the Netherlands. On the way, the people who receive him will take pictures of their encounter, which will eventually be put together in
the form of a new I-Mockery "minimock", an account of White Plastic Pig's fantastic voyage. In the meantime, this page will update on the Pig's whereabouts, keeping you updated on his progress.
Speaking of which, you might be asking yourself why Pig's location has not changed for the past few months. Did White Plastic Pig get lost in the mail? Nonsense. Pig's alive, kicking and on the move again, and to prove this I present you with a letter he sent me from the USA.
*** A letter from White Plastic Pig ***
But what lies in White Plastic Pig's future?
Will he be eaten by cannibals?
Will lewd behavior land him in jail?
Will he sock Fabio in the nariz?
Only time will tell.
"This voyage has begun!"
The Pig Track-a-Tron model P-1000
Leaving: Athens, Alabama|
Destination: Richmond, Virginia
Locations Already Visited
- Athens, Alabama
- Valdosta, Georgia
- Lakeland, Florida
- Satellite Beach, Florida
- Boca Raton, Florida
- Trollhättan, Sweden
- Birmingham, England
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