Hello. :o For these past few weeks I haven't been feeling very well, so
when it was decided that I choose a rom hack for pointing at and sobbing,
I decided to bypass the standard nazipenis bonanza in favor of something
that may actually help to ease my troubled brains. In front of me I saw a
hack simply called 'Batman Happy', which interested me straight away.
Batman is never supposed to be happy. Ever. :O Onward to the begin!
there's a huge improvement. Batman's normally sullen grimace has been
metamorphosed into a huge toothless grin. :D I certainly have no reason to
hesitate in following his instruction to press the starting button. *clik*
Naturally I had no particular expectations, beyond the two most likely:
there being no sprite changes at all or Batman having a penis for a head.
Even to me
this seems vaguely unusual. Giving the benefit of the doubt where it's
most likely not due, I can only assume Batman stuck a bag on his head that just
happened to have a lopsided kinda smileygrin etched upon it. Happy.
No time to
figure it out for sure though, as one of the notorious suicide cowboys
approaches to deal a harsh blow, and it appears he has harnessed a
facemasking technology similar to my own. :o I set out immediately to
attack with Batman's raging fist of battle!
unexpected twist, my head suddenly begins to warp and warble like a blob
of melty jello, my opponent bursting into the obligatory flame and leaving
me a bit confused. A confusion that only grew stronger as I attempted to
progress down the roadway.
desperately for breath at each step under the weight of my huge fat head,
I surveyed other minor, but essential happiness-based changes to the
that formerly displayed grim messages such as "BER" and "DON'T WALK" have
been improved to whimsically ask if you have milk and promote general
joyfulness. Previously depressing powerups such as bullets and hearts have
become grinning or gasping blocks, or even an occasionally shimmering sly
Unfortunately as I probe deeper, my head seems to become increasingly
unstable, nearly distracting me from the task of pummeling an impressive
lineup of inexplicably mangled foes.
Googleeyed Runningman o,O
RolleringSpikethruster of Distress D:
BlankfacedCooldude Flameartist B-|
WonkeyeGrinned RocketAssaulter 8*D
Angle-eye Ninja of Glee [>
Unfortunately, the beatitude was not to last, following the first stage
nothing else was altered. Which is really ok, because this game really is
much too difficult for casual playing. At least for a casual player such
as me. Thus, our fantastic journey of elated jubilant mirth concludes into
You too can play Batman Happy!
[CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE BATMAN HAPPY ROM FOR THE NES!]
[CLICK HERE TO
DOWNLOAD THE NES EMULATOR]
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