Rowdy Roddy Piper is one of the oldest people still working as a professional wrestler. Even MORE IMPORTANT, he is a SCOT! He has been destroying everybody in his path for many years and has even been PRESIDENT of the World Wrestling Federation (WWF) as well! How did he become president? Let's just say that he "persuaded" his predecessor to step down. Aghh, what the hell! You want the truth? Fine. He threatened to hang the old bastard by his own intestines. That's how he became the president of the WWF.

This is just more proof that SCOTLAND'S CONQUEST OF THE WORLD is no dream. It's REAL as the RAGE IN RODDY! His superior athleticism in the WWF and WCW that made him the BEST WRESTLER EVER isn't all that this guy has going for him. He has proven himself to be a fine actor. He was in the classic movie "THEY LIVE" and this Scot was one mean alien blastin' bastard! Just imagine an army of Scots who are as violent and insane as piper. Getting a little weak in the knees eh? I can't say I blame ya. THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD FACES IN THE NEAR FUTURE. WAY TO GO RODDY!!!