Heed! Move! Now! Scotland Forever!
last updated: 3/16/2000

"What do you mean Scotland's Conquest Of The World?" I suppose an explanation is in order. Well, put simply, the world has gone to shite and the Scots are fed up with it all. In the following pages I will do my best to explain to you everything about Scotland's Conquest Of The World. You shall learn the grim fate that faces anyone who gets in the way of these haggis munching monsters! Purification is on it's way. Unfortunately, "purification" is defined by the Scottish as, "A Shillelah being shoved into the rectal area". Ouch. Well, your best chance at survival is to read this page. Good Luck!

What Is Scotland's Conquest Of The World?

Scotland Is Cloning More Than Sheep

Rowdy Roddy Piper Sets The Example

St.Patrick's Day Hooliganism And Other Things

BAGPIPES...Another Scottish Weapon.

THE GREATEST SCOTTISH HERO

The Snorks Team Up With Scotland!

!NEW! SCOTTISH JEDI KNIGHTS! !NEW!

MORE UPDATES COMING VERY SOON SO HOLD ON YOU BASTARDS!

AWARDS FOR SCOTLAND! AYE!
Aye! We've even won this fine Scottish Award!

Death By Pipes!

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