Shorts

G.I. JOE File Cards: Part 6
by: Protoclown

For my sixth batch of G.I. JOE file cards, I'm doing another series of G.I. Joe good guys. Yoooooooooo Joe!

Questions or Comments about this piece?
Protoclown

If you enjoyed this piece, be sure to check out:

G.I. JOE File Cards: Part 5
G.I. JOE File Cards: Part 5

Reader Comments

Mr. everywhere
Apr 8th, 2008, 12:51 PM
:D funny stuff! lipstick lesbian was my fav. F1RST!
No Future Guy
Apr 8th, 2008, 03:31 PM
I didn't know the military employed secondary training in catching crabs. Scuttle scuttle.
The Goddamned Batman
Apr 8th, 2008, 05:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fufuless View Post
I didn't know the military employed secondary training in catching crabs. Scuttle scuttle.
Port towns. Need I say more?
I likes PIE!
Apr 8th, 2008, 06:20 PM
this makes me think about the gi joe movie, and now i want to hang myself.

damn you imockery!
pickled
Apr 8th, 2008, 11:18 PM
This is exactly why they never managed to hit anyone with their lasers.
Crazed Techno-Biologist
Apr 9th, 2008, 12:20 AM
from some past ones, it does seem that the author has some kind of attraction to the name oglethorpe. I blame georgia, but hey, its an ok name. I was watching some Montel and some chick named her kiddo "Xzavion." Besides sounding like he's from space and the fact that he was a definitive bastard, his name sounded ok despite being totally made up and mashed together from xavier and devon [pronounced de-vonne, just like the dijon, the mustard (or as the fancy folks say, moose-tard)]So it goes to be that someone should name their kid Oglethorpe.

I nominate the next person who posts under me.
The Goddamned Batman
Apr 9th, 2008, 12:43 AM
Oh, did I use the name Oglethorpe in something else recently and not even realize it? That name comes from an old joke between me and some friends and it pops up in my writing from time to time.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dungeonbrownies View Post
So it goes to be that someone should name their kid Oglethorpe.

I nominate the next person who posts under me.
And the joke's on you, buster, cuz I ain't never gonna have kids! So there!
Freelance Product Tester
Apr 9th, 2008, 04:16 PM
"Banzar Shanktittles" had me laughing up a fit.

Also, the G. I. Joe film doesn't look to be that bad. Just about everyone has seen Snake-Eyes, and that at least gives it a good rep for now. Sad that there isn't any news right now on Cobra Commander or Shipwreck being in it, though .
Fake Shemp
Apr 9th, 2008, 07:02 PM
If "Knowing is half the battle" - what's the other half?
OH GOD
Apr 9th, 2008, 07:15 PM
different color lasers
I am Johnny Luchador
Apr 11th, 2008, 12:15 PM
Again, amazing work. These G.I. Joe File cards are off the hook.
I love the Paralegal Paratrooper. I hope he solves my legal issues for me one day.
Space Case
Apr 13th, 2008, 03:44 PM
Ogelthorpe is also one of the spiky stupid aliens in "Aqua Teen Hunger Force". The orange one with the accent.
King of the Boomstick
Nov 24th, 2009, 04:37 PM
But Covergirl and Shipwreck are dating....
SUGGEST THIS TO A FRIEND!
Recipient Email Address:
Your Name:
Your Email Address:
      

Click here to return to the Shorts homepage