:D funny stuff! lipstick lesbian was my fav. F1RST!

I didn't know the military employed secondary training in catching crabs. Scuttle scuttle.

Port towns. Need I say more?

this makes me think about the gi joe movie, and now i want to hang myself.

damn you imockery!

This is exactly why they never managed to hit anyone with their lasers.

from some past ones, it does seem that the author has some kind of attraction to the name oglethorpe. I blame georgia, but hey, its an ok name. I was watching some Montel and some chick named her kiddo "Xzavion." Besides sounding like he's from space and the fact that he was a definitive bastard, his name sounded ok despite being totally made up and mashed together from xavier and devon [pronounced de-vonne, just like the dijon, the mustard (or as the fancy folks say, moose-tard)]So it goes to be that someone should name their kid Oglethorpe.

I nominate the next person who posts under me.

Oh, did I use the name Oglethorpe in something else recently and not even realize it? That name comes from an old joke between me and some friends and it pops up in my writing from time to time.

And the joke's on you, buster, cuz I ain't never gonna have kids! So there!

"Banzar Shanktittles" had me laughing up a fit.

Also, the G. I. Joe film doesn't look to be that bad. Just about everyone has seen Snake-Eyes, and that at least gives it a good rep for now. Sad that there isn't any news right now on Cobra Commander or Shipwreck being in it, though .

If "Knowing is half the battle" - what's the other half?

different color lasers

Again, amazing work. These G.I. Joe File cards are off the hook.
I love the Paralegal Paratrooper. I hope he solves my legal issues for me one day.

Ogelthorpe is also one of the spiky stupid aliens in "Aqua Teen Hunger Force". The orange one with the accent.

But Covergirl and Shipwreck are dating....