G.I. JOE File Cards: Part 7
by: Protoclown

Here's another batch of COBRA guys for you, including some of my favorites, at long last, the Dreadnoks! Blimey!

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Jul 2nd, 2008, 09:37 AM
Party Animal a.k.a. Wild Weasel may have that egg as homework to prove if he can actually take care of it for a week.
Doctor Caliente
Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:14 PM
As cool as Zartan was as a toy, (you know everyone thought the color change skin and little bug like skiff were cool), the Dreadnoks were actually some of the worst villains in the GI Joe "universe". And that's saying something when you have Cobra "I-run-like-a-sissy-girl" Commander as a comparison...
Ultimate Buzzkill
Jul 2nd, 2008, 01:24 PM
I once....wasss a maaaaaaannnnnnnnn.....
grants but one wish
Jul 2nd, 2008, 09:52 PM
heh, water moccasin
Forum Chaos Lord
Jul 3rd, 2008, 12:32 AM
I think Silver called it.
Jul 3rd, 2008, 03:07 AM
Hey, I liked the Dreadnoks . c
Jul 4th, 2008, 01:49 AM
The stare of the Shoe Operator is one that a man proud of his job shows with honor.
Jul 10th, 2008, 02:16 AM
I think the people who designed the gi-joe boxes were a little slow or non-english speaking. Notice the designation of the dreadnoks as "the enemy" because like destro and zartan, they are technically not part of cobra. They couldn't come up with anything better? Maybe a dreadnok biker patch or something? NO.... THEY TOOK THAT STRAIGHT FROM THE FRIKKIN THEME SONG....AND BAD ENGRISH STYLE AT THAT. (It's gi-joe against cobra, the enemy.)

p.s. How pissed do you think the voice actor of destro was when they changed that line?
Reptilus Rex
Jul 14th, 2008, 05:51 PM
The reason Cobra is so awesome is that they never actually win. They get close...but no.
Freelance Product Tester
Jul 15th, 2008, 06:08 PM
In Wild Weasel's file picture, it has a tally of how many people he's killed. He's killed eight people. That's actually a lot for a Cobra soldier, or, come to think of it, anyone from G.I. JOE.

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