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Looking for that special gift for mom? Ever dream of being the envy of everyone? Do you value novelties far more than necessities like food and shelter? Want to help support the greatest comedy / entertainment / gaming site on earth?

If you answered "YES!" to any of the above questions, then you've come to the right place! Welcome to the I-Mockery's official online store where you can simultaneously help keep the site running and get some spiffy merchandise for yourself! If you have any questions about our products, please send an email to webmaster@i-mockery.com and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Please allow 2-6 weeks for orders to ship. And yes, we're more than happy to sign any of the products you order from us. Just include a note with your order so we know if you want any of the items signed and who we should make it out to.

International customers: If you live outside the United States, please visit our International Store page.
Yes, this includes those of you who currently reside in Canada. If you live in Canada, you must also order from that page.


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I-Mockery's "Four Seasons of Pixels" Poster 4-pack! *NEW!*
Been holding out for the complete set? The wait is over! Now you can finally buy all four of our seasonal pixel posters together! Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter are all represented here! Imagine how awesome your wall will look when you have four large posters featuring over 600 unique characters hanging on it. Plus, anybody who purchases the posters will be given a link to a secret page containing the complete legend for all the posters! Believe me, you're gonna be amazed at all of Pox's potent pixels on these!
(Posters are roughly 34" x 13.5" each and ship rolled in a tube)

Temporarily Sold Out


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"Giga Say Watt!?" Glow-In-The-Dark Shark T-Shirt! *NEW!*
We're not sure how they survived, but these brand new shirts were struck by lightning and now GLOW IN THE DARK! You could time travel into the distant future and people would still give you high-fives for wearing what is obviously one of the greatest gigawatts related t-shirts ever created. (Shirt color is black).

Giga Say Watt T-Shirt - $12.00 (plus $4.00 s&h)

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International Orders:
Giga Say Watt T-Shirt - $12.00 (plus $6.00 s&h)


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PickleMan's "Forbidden Love" T-Shirt!
This t-shirt relates to an Flash game gag from a few years ago that we ran on the site. It touched many Atari 2600 and PickleMan fans alike. And now it can touch you too (literally) as you wear it with pride! Their love may be forbidden, but their shirt is not. (Shirt color is black)

Forbidden Love T-Shirt - $12.00 (plus $4.00 s&h)

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International Orders:
Forbidden Love T-Shirt - $12.00 (plus $6.00 s&h)


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The "Awesome" Glow-In-The-Dark Shark T-Shirt!
We all know that having a t-shirt with a shark on it that reads "awesome" would be... well... awesome. But, what if you made that same shirt GLOW IN THE DARK? Well, I think it's clear that you'd be the proud owner of one of the greatest t-shirts in the history of the world. (Shirt color is black).

Small, Medium, and Large sizes are now sold out.

Awesome Shark T-Shirt - $12.00 (plus $4.00 s&h)

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The Strangepuppets.com Nesting Tee!
Limited edition t-shirt based on Marie Barr's "Nesting" painting. Shirt is American Apparel Unisex, Creme color.

Awesome Nesting T-Shirt - $16.00 (plus $4.00 s&h)

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Official I-Mockery Pickle Hats!
Accept no substitutions! These are the real deal. You guys asked for 'em and we're happy to finally have them in stock! Now you too can look just like PickleMan himself! And since the hats come in packs, you can give some to your friends to wear and start your own local pickle crew. Be sure to send us photos of you wearing your pickle hats as we'll soon be assembling an online gallery of all our faithful pickle hat wearing brethren!

Pickle Hats 5-Pack - $10.00 (plus $2.00 s&h)
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"PickleMan" Comic Book!
Back by popular demand, I-Mockery's first comic book is 28 full-color pages of pickled goodness! In this special print issue, written by -RoG- with art by -PoX-, PickleMan takes on the subject of censorship in the video game industry. Just how "happy" can they make his games before he goes insane? You'll have to read the comic to find out!

PickleMan Comic Book - $5.00 (plus $2.00 s&h)

International Orders:
PickleMan Comic Book - $5.00 (plus $4.00 s&h)

"Henching" Comic Book!
I-Mockery's newest comic book, written by Protoclown with art by Shironu Akaineko, is all about the lives of henchmen and the crap they have to put up with on a daily basis working for their evil super-villain bosses! Fans of The Venture Bros. will surely get a kick out o' this comic book! (note: Henching orders are shipped separately from all other products in the I-Mockery store)

Henching Comic Book - $3.00 (plus $2.00 s&h)

International Orders:
Henching Comic Book - $3.00 (plus $4.00 s&h)

"Square Shoes & Black Fungus" Comic Book!
Written and illustrated by Marie Barr, Square Shoes & Black Fungus is a strange tale of a sad man. It features a double page puke spread and some dead ants.

Square Shoes Book - $3.00 (plus $2.00 s&h)

International Orders:
Square Shoes Book - $3.00 (plus $4.00 s&h)

"The Happy Birthday Book" Comic Book!
Written and illustrated by Marie Barr, The Happy Birthday Book retells a dream. Or is it a prediction? A visual stream of consciousness.

Happy Birthday Book - $3.00 (plus $2.00 s&h)

International Orders:
Happy Birthday Book - $3.00 (plus $4.00 s&h)

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The I-Mockery Button Pack!
This snazzy pack features six (6) colorful buttons for you to wear with pride wherever you go! Plus, with every order, we'll throw in a bonus PickleMan button (while supplies last). 7 buttons? Egads!

I-Mockery Button Pack - $6.50 (free shipping!)

International Orders:
I-Mockery Button Pack - $6.50 (plus $1.00 s&h)

Order a pack of I-Mockery's Shiny Stickers!

"I-Mockery Gave Me Something Shiny" Reflective Stickers!
These stickers are so shiny they're damn near blinding! And they're guaranteed to make you happy! You can even use them as a mirror. Well, it's more like a funhouse mirror, but a mirror nonetheless!

Shiny Sticker 5-Pack - $5.00 (free shipping!)


Shiny Sticker 10-Pack - $9.00 (free shipping!)

International Orders:
Shiny Sticker 5-Pack - $5.00 (plus $1.00 s&h)



International Orders:
Shiny Sticker 10-Pack - $9.00 (plus $1.00 s&h)

International customers:
If you live outside the United States, please visit our International Store page.

If you have any questions about your order or our merchandise, email us: webmaster@i-mockery.com