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Looking for that special gift for mom? Ever dream of being the envy of everyone? Do you value novelties far more than necessities like food and shelter? Want to help support the greatest site on earth?
If you answered "YES" to any of the above questions, then you've come to the right place! We'll be adding more I-Mockery merchandise to this page in the near future, but for now you can pick up some t-shirts, stickers and our very first full-color PickleMan comic book (while supplies last) right here in the I-Mockery store!
I-Mockery's Official "Awesome Shark" T-Shirt!
*Awesome Shark T-Shirt Design!*
*GLOWS IN THE DARK!!!*
*I-Mockery Logo on the sleeve!*
*Printed on high quality Navy Blue colored American Apparel shirts!*
You wanted 'em, you got 'em! These are the first official I-Mockery t-shirts to come out in a loooong time, and we couldn't be happier with 'em. Just ask yourself this simple question: "What would be the best shirt I could possibly own?" The answer to that question is a shirt featuring a a large shark with the word "AWESOME" written above it in big bold letters. Then to finish it off, put the I-Mockery logo on the sleeve and make sure the entire shirt GLOWS IN THE DARK. Well, you're in luck, because that just happens to be the exact shirt that we have made!
Upon seeing I-Mockery's brand new Awesome Shark shirts in 2008, the National Committee of T-Shirt Awesomeness Rankings awarded this shirt the distinguished title of "The Most Awesome Shirt Ever Made". They then went on to say, "If you don't own this shirt, you are dead inside and will never find any direction in your life. Buy one immediately. Buy five and set anybody who doesn't own one on fire immediately." Strong words from a strong committee. We're doing a test run of these Awesome Shark shirts and can't promise they will be available for long, so if you definitely want one, order today. If you don't, you run the risk of wearing awesomeless shirts... and being set on fire.
These Awesome Shark shirts are printed on high quality American Apparel shirts. If you're not sure what size to order, please take a minute to look at this sizing chart. If you would like to see an photo of it glowing, click here.
SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE, X-LARGE and XX-LARGE sizes have already SOLD OUT!
Be sure to order your shirts while you can!
INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS PLEASE ORDER BELOW:
(adds $2.00 to cover additional shipping costs)
SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE, X-LARGE and XX-LARGE sizes have already SOLD OUT!
Be sure to order your shirts while you can!
Be sure to email us photos of you wearing your I-Mockery shirts in action and we'll put them online for all to see!
If you have any questions about ordering, feel free to email us and we'll respond as soon as possible!
5-pack of "I-Mockery Gave Me Something Shiny" Reflective Stickers only $5.50!
10-pack of "I-Mockery Gave Me Something Shiny" Reflective Stickers only $9.50!
[click here to view a 4-page sampler of the comic!]
*Each book comes with a Free PickleMan Button!*
*Each book comes with a Free PickleMan Postcard!*
*Each book comes with a Free Shiny I-Mockery Sticker!*
*-RoG- will sign your book(s) upon request!*
Limited Edition PickleMan Comic only $5.00 (plus $2.00 s&h)
For International Comic Orders:
Limited Edition PickleMan Comic only $5.00 (plus $4.00 s&h)
5-pack of "Kneel Before Zod" Picture Stickers only $5.50!
10-pack of "Kneel Before Zod" Picture Stickers only $9.50!
If you have any questions about your order or our merchandise, email us: webmaster@i-mockery.com
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