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Comic: "Batman: Battle For The Cowl #1"
Published by: DC Comics
Written by: Tony Daniel
Artist: Tony Daniel

Reviewer: Protoclown
Posted: 3/31/2009

Plot: Batman is crazy, or dead, or on another planet, or back in time hanging out in a cave with crazy cavemen, or all of the above, and despite the fact that about three dozen other costumed vigilantes currently operate in Gotham City, WITHOUT BATMAN THE WHOLE PLACE IS FALLING APART! Someone has to take on the mantle of the Bat. Dick Grayson doesn't feel like anyone should take it, Robin is too much of a pussy, Batwoman and Huntress have boobs, and Batman's son Damian is a seriously strong argument for abortion. And yet, a mysterious new Batman has appeared in Gotham, and Nightwing aims to find out who it is so he can beat him like a stepchild.

Review: For a book with this kind of premise, promoted as it has been, and featuring a cover that suggests the possibility of an all-out brawl between various heroic characters vying to take Batman's place (Wildcat?? Seriously? What the fuck is Wildcat doing on this cover? He's not even in the book! Why would he want to be Batman anyway? He already has a poorly chosen animal avatar), it was actually surprisingly... good?

I had naturally expected the typical heroes-can't-come-to-an-understanding-so-they-must-come-to-blows scenario and was pleased (and shocked) to find nothing of the sort here. Instead, as befitting a Batman book, the characters are puzzling over the mystery of just who the new Batman is and just how and why he was able to step into the role without anyone else's knowledge. All while dealing with a serious increase in crime that this rather large assembly of heroes can BARELY CONTAIN!

Penguin and Two-Face are involved in a turf war and all the major crime bosses have picked a side. Meanwhile Black Mask has busted out all of the freakish villains from Arkham, completely destroying it in the process (anyone want to take bets on how long it will be gone?) and forcing them to work under him by sticking radio activated (not radioactive, silly) DEATH IMPLANTS into their bodies. Silly, I know, but have you read a comic book before?

The whole thing was shockingly entertaining and far from the laugh riot I was expecting, but I'm okay with that. I'd much rather have Batman back than all this nonsense, but if DC are committed (and they should be committed for having "killed" Batman) to being without Batman for a while, things could certainly be far worse than this. I'm actually interested in following this story just to find out who the mysterious new Batman is (and there appear to now be two--as in Batmen).

Tony Daniel does a fine job on pencils as one might expect, but given that he wrote the thing as well I guess it's easy to see how it overshot my expectations. This book certainly isn't going to make any new fans, and if you haven't been following Batman for the last year you probably won't care, but for those of us dreading the worst out of this whole "disappearing Batman" nonsense, I'm pleased to report that it doesn't suck. That doesn't sound like high praise, I know, but if you'd heard Dan Didio talking about this thing the past several months you would have expected the cheesiest three-issue free-for-all that they could deliver. Thankfully, this is not that.

Overall rating: WholeWholeWholeHalf
(Scored on a 0.5 - 5 pickles rating: 0.5 being the worst and 5 being the best)

Reader Comments

The stealer of Pies
Apr 6th, 2009, 12:41 PM
Now, I may not follow DC as much as I follow Marvel, but after having picked up a couple of Superman comics immediately following after his "death" in a bargain bin, this sounds a lot like that. Hero is supposedly dead (or not) and several random and mysterious people show up to take the mantle, leaving everyone to figure out who it is.
Fanboy
Apr 6th, 2009, 01:08 PM
I'm following Oracle's title in this series. It's pretty dumb; despite being the world's greatest computer tech she doesn't know who Babbage is or what a MMORPG is. Also, a person's head exploded, Scanners-like.

Other than that, I'll give it a miss.
Amicable Herculean
Apr 6th, 2009, 08:57 PM
I disagree about the art, I liked Tony Daniel's work in the previous issues better.
pickled
Apr 7th, 2009, 12:33 AM
Where is the cyborg Batman?
What Video Games?
Apr 7th, 2009, 01:07 PM
Interesting that they made Batman's death workable.
Ba dum dum dum dum
Apr 8th, 2009, 08:14 AM
Ok let's face it, Gotham is just a pretty crappy place to live. Batman is easily one of the most powerful superheroes in the DC universe and he can barely keep the city from collapsing into a state of all out chaos. I mean Supes keeps Metropolis pretty much running like a gleaming utopia aside from a few nutjobs, but Batman just manages to hold off humanities return to feral cannibalism by a sliver.

As for who's the new Batman? I think everytime a comic has ever had the "Who is X?" question, that answer has always been dissapointing. Ir'll be more fun to guess than to have them reveal.
Forum Virgin
Apr 8th, 2009, 11:12 PM
I can't wait to see the Eradi-Bat-or, and Batboy the Clone of Batman....

Also someone who idolizes Batman... and then uses guns... I have a Pretty good idea who that would be...
Dirty Birdy
Apr 10th, 2009, 12:15 AM
The Punisher? (kidding)
I'm a Marvelite, so I don't know the history, but this sounds intriguing. If only comics could be traded to pay utility bills...