"Dreamless" Zine Issue #3:
Interview with Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy.
"Dreamless" Zine Issue #3:
Interview with Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy.
| CONTINUED... J: What is the a.l.e. email address? J: Is everyone tired? Evander: ale99@hotmail.com and yes, like most civilized Americans, I can read. ALE: WE'RE WIDE AWAKE. YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR NAP, KID. J: it was for 1 hour! ALE: Speaking of Jerusalem, Chris, isn't it true that you stole a picture of Nat's for your own personal use?!? C: Duh, ummm, Duh.... Nat: Yeah, you bastard, I specifically drew that as a hokey picture of my friend, and he was using it on his band's web site, and you stole that shit without permission. I should sue your ass, you have no idea what the story behind that picture is, and I did not do it for you. Not to mention you disregarded my requests for you to remove it... -RoG-: Boy, he's gotcha there Chris, it looks like you're just gonna have to crawl and hide under a rock for the rest of your life! Ha ha! C: Oh fuck off... Nat: Quite the contrary... ALE: Next question. J: What do you think of raves... Nat: Raves suck, ravers are as bad as hippies. Both genres of morons should be rounded up and incinerated in a drug induced haze of filth, and destruction. Fuck those druggie bitches... J: Have you been to a rave? Nat: Fuck no. -RoG-: I went to a rave for a project for a music class and everybody thought I was a drug dealer. I also saw one guy with one of those "neon green glow sticks" in his mouth. He was dancing all over the place and then it exploded and he ran out of the place looking sick as shit with green liquid dribbling down his chin. it was funny as shit. That's the only good thing about raves, you can fuk with people and steal their money. Evander: Ravers suck, they're all posers anyway. J: Do you run RMJ? -RoG-: We're all over that. Evander: Yeah, they're all our bitches. J: How did that happen Nat: Anything you or anyone else wants printed in there, you come to us, we'll get it printed. GUARANTEED. ALL IN UNISON: We made it happen. J: Sweet, but do you still get threats? -RoG-: I haven't gotten any about the RMJ except for like two, the other threats that I get are all about my web site shit. J: What's the address. Evander: Talk to my lawer. -RoG-: My page is at http://www.i-mockery.com Nat: Some of my pages of world wide internet terrorism can be found through the links at http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/9477/hate.html (I did the ones about Pantera and Marilyn Manson, you're damn right...) Evander: I don't have a page now, I'm busy enough with the a.l.e. one and others. J: Well now I think I should end the interview, any last words? Nat: The Pink Ranger is hot, and once again, Clevo-style, baby! And I'm all about MURDARIO! -RoG-: Why the hell are we doing this interview at 4:30 in the morning!? This was a dumb idea. Look people, come to our site, buy our tapes and then don't ever talk to us again. That's all we ask. Is it too much? That's all. Nat: Leave it to -RoG- to senselessly advertise... -RoG-: Keep talking Nat... just keep it up... J: A final statement for the kids? ALE: Kids, stop wetting your beds. Change the sheets and move on. Nat: Fuck the kids. Evander: I don't want them. -RoG-: That's it Nat. The next time you say anything I'm breaking out the "Fanoodles" on your ass Nat. You're gonna feel the pain of the gargantuan foam sticks yet again... Nat: Fuck the kids, and the fanoodles. "Pain" from a foam stick? Who am I, Bill? Hahahahahahaha.... "Yello?" He's a metal guy... ALL: abbreviated. life. expectancy. http://www.i-mockery.com/ale ALE loves to do zany and goofy interviews just like this... All for the low, low price of nothing! So, check out their website e-mail them and ask them to do an interview. Thanks to Chris, Adam, and Shaun, and of course... A.L.E.! |