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Title: James Bond OO7
Author:Saffire
Rom Player: nogmb
Reviewer: Cloud109
Synopsis: Once upon a time in a magical place called "Nintendo Inc.", a SINISTER PLOT TO ROT PEOPLE'S BRAINS WAS BEING CONCIEVED!!!! Why not create a game based on a popular movie series? And through that idea came the horrible turd known as "James Bond OO7"!!
So, anyway. I was about 12 when I bought the game. Being the OO7 fanboy-geek I was, I passed by my homework, didn't feed my dog and popped in the cartridge. Yippee, the Nintendo logo. Sad truth is, the game doesn’t get much better after that.
First off, the graphics look like they were done by a baby on crack. Then, the gameplay ended up being almost as bad as Pong's storyline. Even the goddamned first area took A FREAKIN WEEK to beat (fucking hammer). Then, after some more gameplay, I saw deep into its twisted bowels. This game has almost NOTHING to do with the movies.
They took some of the famous Bond villains and made them crime LEADERS for God's sake...
Odd-job uses his hat as a weapon. How the fuck is he supposed to lead countless men into combat? "OKAY MEN. FOLLOW THE HAT"!!!
And now another real kick in the ass, the sound is screechy and vile. Not to mention, it doesn't fit in at ALL. It's sort of like Merry-go-Round music playing while the world is coming to an end.
The only thing I found halfway interesting was the card games... WHICH WERE IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT MAY I ADD!!!!
In conclusion (which is good because nobodies going to read my review anyway), this game is CRAP CRAP CRAP IN THE HAT...
Just be glad I didn't show the pictures.
Best Cheats: THE CRAPPY CARD GAMES!!!!
*Enter name as REDOG to play Red Dog
*Enter name as BACCR to play Baccarat
*Enter name as BJACK to play Blackjack
Game Play: 2
Graphics: 1
Music/Sound: 1
Originality: 1
Overall Rating: 1
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