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Title: Spanky's Quest
Author:Taito
Rom Player: no$gmb
Reviewer: Chad Johnson
Synopsis: To understand how truly f*cked up this game was, read the first three words of the manual. "Spanky the Monkey.....".
The basic plot of the game is that a wicked witch has entered Spanky's world, and has turned all his lunch into assorted monsters. For some reason the witch felt that the best way to enforce her world domination is with fruit. No guns. No weapons. But fruit.
And the bosses. Why? Why the f*ck would an all-powerful witch have a bunch of grapes or a watermelon take me on. Ever heard of guns?? Evidently not.
If you can't finish this game I pity you. You must be thick as shit if you have problems defeating a mighty apple, or a super pineapple. Any why the hell is the main character a monkey??? What the fuck does a monkey have to do with fruit?? Or witches. The witch didn't deserve to rule the planet if she couldn't beat a fucking monkey.
Quite frankly, this is one of the weirdest, dullest fucking games I have ever played. Strange how fighting fruit isn't the most interesting things I've ever done.
Best Cheats: Type in 0979 to get to the final Boss. But if you can't make it there by yourself, you should end you life.
Game Play: 2
Graphics: 3
Music/Sound: 8
Originality: 10
Overall Rating: 2
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