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Dixie
May 21st, 2004, 08:19 AM
http://www.christmetal.com/
please this is a joke right?
Jeanette X
May 21st, 2004, 01:14 PM
You've never heard of Christian metal? :confused
Big Papa Goat
May 21st, 2004, 03:23 PM
Swearing is Spiritual Suicide. :lol
Spectre X
May 21st, 2004, 04:30 PM
I goatse'd their forum.
DamnthatDavid
May 21st, 2004, 04:59 PM
Yeah, Jesus brought heavy metal with him from Heaven.
Dixie
May 21st, 2004, 05:14 PM
i know christian metal doofus. saviour machine were awesome. but that site is just goofy! THAT'S what i was saying please say it's a joke about. in the words of mortification-NOAH WAS A KNOWERRRRRRRRR! gayness.
Cap'n Crunch
May 21st, 2004, 06:33 PM
DRUNKENNESS IS DEATH
Helm
May 22nd, 2004, 12:46 AM
The dragon slides between her thighs. The dragon breathes the fire as blood drips from her eyes! Until delivered of the child!

God the first two Saviour Machine albums were the awesome.
ArrowX
May 22nd, 2004, 01:30 AM
abortion isn't murder! do you remember the womb?

Technically a baby doesn't begin to breathe untill its about to leave the womb!
subterfuge
May 22nd, 2004, 04:13 AM
So, um, ArrowX? A baby doesn't breath until it leaves THE WOMB??!?? By that ridiculous logic, every baby would be DEAD for nine months. Dead babies don't develop. Dead babies don't grow.

Their beating hearts can be detected in the 8th to 10th week, retard. I think that indicates life.
Helm
May 22nd, 2004, 12:47 PM
FUCK YOU forum! >:
Jeanette X
May 22nd, 2004, 10:08 PM
So, um, ArrowX? A baby doesn't breath until it leaves THE WOMB??!?? By that ridiculous logic, every baby would be DEAD for nine months. Dead babies don't develop. Dead babies don't grow.

Their beating hearts can be detected in the 8th to 10th week, retard. I think that indicates life.

Babies get oxygen through the placenta. The womb is filled with amniotic fluid, not air, you moron.
ProfessorCool
May 22nd, 2004, 10:46 PM
http://www.christmetal.com/cartoon.jpg

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT LOVE JESUS :lol
subterfuge
May 23rd, 2004, 12:58 AM
Babies get oxygen through the placenta. The womb is filled with amniotic fluid, not air, you moron.

The last I checked, getting oxygen was known as "breathing." Like fish breathing with their gills. My comment was in response to breathing. Not how it's done. The point is, the fucking babies are alive. Now go run off, paint your face white, and write some dark poetry about how you dig JTHM or something.
executioneer
May 23rd, 2004, 02:58 PM
so do your kidneys breathe then
ProfessorCool
May 23rd, 2004, 11:27 PM
I am so enriched with oxygen right now :)
Cosmo Electrolux
May 24th, 2004, 02:03 AM
anything that has "christ" in the title makes my ass itch....:|