mortal kombat!!!

[iron mitchell]

dude, i'm gonna get the new mortal kombat and rip your heads off online!
my name is "russian tsarcasm".

[MetalMilitia]

Is it on that playstation thingy or PC?

[iron mitchell]

shut up.

[James]

The PS2 and XBox networks are separate. Which console are you playing on?

I'll have a game in a couple days. I got the Kollector's edition, which isn't out yet.

[iron mitchell]

pee ehs too

[James]

HAHAHAHA.

10-year-old kid: Yo you got a mic?
Me: Yep
10yok: *picks Sub-Zero*
Me: *pauses on Bo' Rai Cho*
10yok: Ooh, Bo' Rai Cho...
Me: *moves to Noob & Smoke, and selects them*
10yok: Yo what da fuck! You can use them?! Dude, don't be cheap. Use only one. WHAT THE FUCK? OH HOLY SHIT YOU PUSSY. STOP BEING CHEAP YOU PUSSY I'M QUITTING.

[HickMan]

I didn't even know what pussy meant at the age of ten. Nor did I play Mortal Kombat :(

[Sam]

HAHAHAHA.

Me: *moves to Noob & Smoke, and selects them*

Was it a 2 vs 1 fight or are Noob and Smoke some weird double character where you can switch one out?

Please explain this because i know nothing of the new game. :(

[James]

Noob has one fighting style, Smoke has another. When you switch fighting styles, you switch characters. And they share a health bar.

Basically, the little faggot baby couldn't handle the fact I was better than him. This is why we have a ratings system today.

[FS]

I haven't paid attention to the game recently, so I must ask - did they make it for Gamecube (despite lack of online play) and is it just not out yet, or is that not going to happen? Gamefaqs has an entry for a Gamecube version, but since any other site only mentions a PS2 and XBox version, I'm guessing it's not happening.

[the shirt ninja]

Yes, there will be a GameCube version of the new MK. But not in Europe...

And the GC version won't have online play either.

[James]

I haven't paid attention to the game recently, so I must ask - did they make it for Gamecube (despite lack of online play) and is it just not out yet, or is that not going to happen? Gamefaqs has an entry for a Gamecube version, but since any other site only mentions a PS2 and XBox version, I'm guessing it's not happening.

Originally, Midway had pulled all support for the Gamecube. Poor sales of the last game on the system clinched the decision not to bring it out for that system, as well.

But do to a large response from the fans, it will come out in early 2005. Since the GC doesn't have much online support, they're supposedly putting in some extras to make up for that.

[darkvare]

in the xbox version it says is going to have downloadable content is this true?

[executioneer]

no

[iron mitchell]

this is the first time i've felt like mortal kombat 2 has been topped. puzzle kombat is the new masturbation, except it's not solo.

[HickMan]

you disgust me

[HickMan]

You disgust me because of the masturbatiounion thing not bcuz of the mortal kombat thing everybody can think what they want peace