Haiku anyone?

[slavemason]

No news is good news
No logo beats the new one
Pickleman is gay

[slavemason]

Numbers for Newbies
Jamesman wins a blue ribbon
Made a zombie thread

[slavemason]

Chojin is no girl
He likes to dance with machines
He needs no condoms

[slavemason]

Why don't you shut up?
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
Where is Rongi now?

[slavemason]

Ah, alone again.
This reminds me of high school.
I think I'll jerk off.

[MaskedMonk]

I rule the haiku
I don't plan them out at all
But they still kick ass

[Esuohlim]

This Haiku kicks ass
Screw you guys, I'm going home
P.S: Haiku's suck

[sadie]

slavemason:

as often as you
use my name in other threads,
where's my damn haiku?

[slavemason]

Sadie

Whoops, I dropped the ball
I forgot to credit you
For my great grammerh

[slavemason]

the masked monk is right
he writes one bad ass haiku
he's egotistic

[MaskedMonk]

well of course I am
but only because I rock
more than everyone

[sadie]

some scholars would say
these are not haiku at all
'cause nature's not addressed.

[Bennett]

sadie is right, plus,
english haiku don't need set
syllables in them

[sadie]

making sense is hard
with seventeen syllables.
but eleven? shit!

[slavemason]

Tornados are fun
Buildings and cars can take flight
Three cheers for nature

[MaskedMonk]

sadie's last line has
one too many syllables
i enjoy camping

[Bennett]

The monk is insane
like a rabid sea otter.
count it nice and slow

[MaskedMonk]

well actually
i interpreted the word
"nature's" as three

yeah that's kind of wrong
not entirely SHUT UP
the trees are pretty

[slavemason]

"Kind of wrong" my ass
"Nature's" is two syllables
Monk ruined the thread >:

[sadie]

:(

[slavemason]

Only one beer left
I know this is out of place
Fuck the ska forum

[MaskedMonk]

skanking is the best
you can skank to anything
nature likes it too

[slavemason]

you screwed up again
you may as well discuss food
ska forum, asshole

[MaskedMonk]

but it's a haiku
it fits well inside this thread
as do all haikus

i could write haikus
about playing nintendo
and it could go here

[Bennett]

You could eat a dick
and write haiku about it
still nobody cares

[slavemason]

God Damn! that was harsh
Such hostility and angst
Does a body good

[MaskedMonk]

I don't give a fuck
said the fred durst wannabe
to all who could hear

[Esuohlim]

Break it up you two
Don't be harsh with the Haikus
They are pretty poems :)

[slavemason]

http://www.freddurst.com/photos/fred/05.jpg

I love puppy dogs
It's OK when they bite you
Or pee on the floor

[slavemason]

Curses, the Red X
I had a nice dog picture
Along with Fred Durst

[Esuohlim]

What is it with you?
Stop mentioning Fred Durst now
He is a fucker

[slavemason]

I have to agree
Fred Durst is some kind of spooge
Try BJ Thomas

[slavemason]

Today, bad haircut.
Tonight, I think I'll get drunk.
Tomorrow, who knows?

[Esuohlim]

This line is five words
Additionally, here's three
Adding all, there's twelve :(

[slavemason]

Kudos to milhouse
That is the best haiku yet
Esuolim that is.

[slavemason]

http://www2.lanikai.k12.hi.us/kawainui/Webography/Lauren/Haiku.gif

[Esuohlim]

I can't believe it
When's the last time you wrote words?
Enough with the pics

[slavemason]

I give words a rest.
Now, I think I will use them.
Sometimes they are nice. :)

[Esuohlim]

Although it is true
Pictures say one thousand words
Sometimes it's too much

[Psycho Squid]

I wrote this haiku
In less than seven seconds
I must be special

I must have fucked up
Edit button does wonders
It is better now?

[Esuohlim]

That's not a haiku
Middle has six syllables
Seven works better

[slavemason]

At the library
Soon I will have to go home
Almost closing time

[Esuohlim]

Good job, Psycho Squid
That is now a good Haiku
This is one as well :(

[slavemason]

Sure it's a haiku,
but it's not one of your best.
It sure beats Legend.

[slavemason]

I posted my pic
My right nipple was showing
Oh yeah, my nipple

[Esuohlim]

Well, how about that?
You posted thirteen Haikus
And...seven for me. :/

[Professor Cool]

:) :) :) :) :)
:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/
:( :( :( :( :(

[Esuohlim]

That one is perfect
Professor Cool's Haiku rules
Someone publish it :(

[slavemason]

I should be working
Instead, I'm fucking around
Hope I don't get caught

[Ninjavenom]

Sandwich made of ham
How i delight in thee
Cold and delicious

[Esuohlim]

We now reach page three
Fifty haikus now posted
Three cheers for Japan :(

[Ninjavenom]

One Hour 'till Kenshin
Samurai guy, kicks ass
Chopping the bad guys

[slavemason]

Thanks for the effort
But that is not a Haiku
I am so confused

[Esuohlim]

Just had Déja Vu...
Ever get that? It's so strange
Just had Déja Vu...

[slavemason]

Damnit Esuohlim
Somehow you did it again
A five star haiku :)

Repeating no less
The third line, same as the first
Tis a work of art

Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer
That is what I am drinking
When I hit submit

[Esuohlim]

It does take some thought
Coming up with good Haikus
This isn't one, though :(

[Sam]

A good try by all
You all did your best, I'm sure
Let's go to the park

[slavemason]

We went to the park
My wife and I walked the dog
She pooped on the trail :/

[Sam]

You went to the park?
which one did poop on the trail?
your wife, or your dog?

:/

I'm sorry bout that
I just could not help myself
Please do not kill me

[slavemason]

My wife is civil
Sometimes she shits in the woods
But not at the park

[Sam]

Don't be offended
by my disgusting haiku
it's meant in good jest

[slavemason]

teh Gay Furry what?
That's what I am wondering
That and Where's my beer?

[Sam]

I'm teh gay furry
You got a problem with Sams?
I have no more beer

[slavemason]

Yeah, Sam the butcher!
Never gave Alice the meat
He was a cock tease

Thats only one Sam
Let's not mention the Uncle
Now teh Gay Furry

See, the list goes on
Just like Kathy Lee Gifford
Or my rancid gas :fart

[Sam]

You beat me with three
I only had one, so what?
Here' how we'll do it

Quanity is good
but Quality is better
lemme show my skillz

Haiku's can be rough
If you don't have good word sense
But I think I do

There you go right there
I just made four, Slavemason
I think they're not bad

[Esuohlim]

Melissa, how high
can you jump? How high do you
need me- Eighteen feet.

That one is not mine
That one is from Home Movies
How original

I'll take another
This one is from Wayne's World
OK, here we go...

We're looking down on
Wayne's basement, but that's not Wayne's
basement. Isn't that weird?

But there's a flaw there
Isn't "isn't" two syllables long
It's one in that line...

Well there you have it
Six really crappy Haikus
You can go home now

[slavemason]

[center:14f5f04c47]Hey, look over here
I'm smack-dab in the middle
Rock and a hard place[/center:14f5f04c47]

[Ninjavenom]

Damnation, i suck
My Haiku was only six
one more syllable

[Sam]

I need to go out
I've been inside for one week
I need some sunlight

School starts tomorrow
the spring break was way to short
I am mega-sad

:(

[slavemason]

Stories for the bored
Nothing posted in three days
I blame Water Witch

[Esuohlim]

I know what you did
You snuck in a Haiku in
Doopa's Banning Thread

Appreciated
By only me, probably.......
I suck at these now...:(

[GADZOOKS]

Haiku that's YOU
Me too, we are so though
at damn haikus

[Sam]

You're all giving up?
My lust for Haikus lives on
I want to hear more

Bring me a haiku
filled with happy puppy dogs
and I may be glad

[slavemason]

You better be glad
Take a look at these puppies
or else a red X
http://www.srkennel.com/puppies.jpg

[JaKe]

The elf king is loose
I hate it when this happens
Stupid little elf!

[Esuohlim]

Way to bump this thread
With a retarded Haiku...
Where is slavemason? :(

Seriously though
He hasn't been here that much
Haiku wars are done. :(

[Sam]

Slavemason was good
He had the mad haiku skillz
I want a rematch

[The_voice_of_reason]

I am really new
Why am I writing here?
Johnny come latelys

[JaKe]

People smell funny
My Grandmom smells funny too
My Grandmom is old

My shoes are from Spain
My Jacket is from Texas
I am so worldly

If I were southern
I, ofcourse, would say yee-haw
I am not southern

Some people are tall
others are not tall at all
I am average

The silent workhorse
With chores of such drudgery
The sewage system

The wind rushes by
The ground is in a tumult
How I love backflips

[Esuohlim]

Your Haikus are bad
They are just random and dumb
Make conversations

[JaKe]

i like my haikus
You clearly do not get them
I am artistic

The brown and old horse
the secret alcove with toe
Damn I'm artistic

:)

[Sam]

It isn't that hard,
to make artistic haikus
but boy, do they suck

Hey Milhouse backwards
you and I should converse here
we can wait for Slave

[Esuohlim]

All right, that sounds good
But I don't think he'll come back
May 4th, his last post :(

[Sam]

His last post, May 4th?
That first line is a cop out
It's just yours reverse

He's been gone for long
and he better come back soon
It's just not the same

So Milhouse backwards
What now should we talk about
in this Haiku form?

[slavemason]

Long time, no haiku
Glad you all kept this going
I'll see you later :)

[aeQea]

..

[Abe Slank]

Take a bump of coke
Pull on the rail and then yell
I don't do those drugs

[Abe Slank]

Johnny Hall, Fireman
Patriot or dumb fucker
All of the above

[aeQea]

..

[Schimid]

Topic is ruined
Even without Cap'n Crunch
Schimid wonders, "Why?"

[Esuohlim]

It's simple, Schimid
Fags started posting Haikus
There is no more hope

I'm all Haikued out
This might be my last one here
Until the fags leave

[Abe Slank]

Just what we needed
Deputy Haiku Nazi
I know better now :/

[Schimid]

Zeig Hail, Zeig Hail, Zeig,
Hail, Zeig Hail, Zeig Hail, Zeig Hail,
Zeig Hail, Hail Hitler

:)

[Abe Slank]

Fags started posting
March tenth, two thousand and three
Now I post again :lol

[aeQea]

..

[The Retro Kat]

I don't care bout you
stop posting you dumb asshole
you have shit for brains

[aeQea]

..

[Cap'n Crunch]

You suck at spelling.
Stop posting such stupid shit.
Schimid is a fag.

[Esuohlim]

Let me intervene
STOP FAGGING NOW, ALL OF YOU
Now just go away >:

Sam teh Gay Furry
And slavemason, please come back
You make good Haikus :(

[aeQea]

..

[Schimid]

Cap'n Crunch is mean.
Cannot let go of a grudge.
Oh, well. He's a gay.

[Esuohlim]

aeQea
And Abe Slank and Cap'n Crunch
Are not allowed here >:

[Schimid]

Thanks for explaining.
How many syllables in
Esuohlim? :(

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim has three
I say it like "Ess-oo-lim"
Say it how you wish :(

You can say "Milhouse"
Or maybe "Milhouse backwards"
But neither has three.

[Schimid]

[url]http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=87079003-A551-4291-B545-2BED62D766CD[/url

It's a new Haiku.
Just in the form of movie.
Not good, but Arabs

[aeQea]

..

[Schimid]

If he spelled your name
Letter by letter, it's right.
Now, leave. Forever.

[slavemason]

Got bored jerking off
I've started shaving my balls
Now it's fun again


Yep, down the crapper
Haikus and polyester
Don't know when to quit

Who am I to say?
There may be some bad ones here
Here's an example

aeQea
Abe Slank, Cap'n Crunch, Schimid
We are all guilty

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

Ignore the fucktard
Let us make decent Haikus
And not faggy ones.

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

Hmm, what? What was that?
Sorry, I don't speak "fucktard"
Cap'n Crunch might, though

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

Hmm, what? What was that?
Sorry, I don't speak "fucktard"
Really, speak English

[Abe Slank]

Listen up ae...
This thread is about haikus
Use less ebonics


Cheese doodle orange
Fingers reach for cigarette
Lunch break is over

Thirty-three years old
My birthday was last Sunday
Where are all my gifts?

[Esuohlim]

You received no gifts
It's hard to get birthday gifts
When you have no friends

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

That's just what I said
Unless you're talking to me
Then that's just stupid

[Abe Slank]

aeQea
Kid, are you a character?
You sound like Rongi

Speaking of stupid
Support the patriot act
Hand over your guns

[Radu The Handsome]

Radu The Handsome
declares that this forum is
full of idiots!


Not only do I rule the haiku... but look at what I can do
with another type of poetry:


Radu The Handsome is a worldwide phenomon
I'm even more popular than Ursa, Zod and Non
I'm sure those names mean nothing to you
but they were the Phantom Zone villians from Superman II


Radu The Handsome
The Bucharest Turks

[Abe Slank]

What are you doing?
I thought you were cooking shrimp
You Worley of words

[Esuohlim]

Radu The Handsome is a worldwide phenomon
I'm even more popular than Ursa, Zod and Non
I'm sure those names mean nothing to you
but they were the Phantom Zone villians from Superman II

The first line has 14 syllables. The second line 13, third has 9, fourth has 14. In other words, your poetry is for fucks.

[aeQea]

..

[The Retro Kat]

Angel wings are gay
including your avatar
DIE foolish ass hat

You dumb mexigger
Why, you should be dead by now
Leave the fucking boards

[Abe Slank]

Hatred for ae...
A consensus is brewing
They want you to leave

Haven't known you long
Your haikus are just plain shit
You are your haikus

For me I must say
I am drunker than before
Time to shave the balls

[Rongi]

aeQea
Kid, are you a character?
You sound like Rongi

Zing?

[Sam]

I'm sorry I left
But work calls me away, yo
this thread makes me sad

There were Haikus here
they use to be great and true
but I just see crap

The tears, they will fall
Until greatness has returned
Where is Slavemason?

Okay, so I lied
I still have no job, dammit
I just forgot this.

[aeQea]

..

[Dole]

Why did you bother?
That must have taken a while
GET A FUCKING JOB :posh

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

I AM FUCKING DONE WITH HAIKUS. YOU BASTARDS RUINED IT >:

[Radu The Handsome]

Abe Slank-

A Worley of words ?!?
You slavemason wannabee
Take back what you said !

Anti-Milhouse-

Since you are one of the VERY few individuals here whom I actually
consider to be funny, I will let slide your transgression at attempting
to school the mighty Radu in the matters of poetry.

But... if you are going to let some idiots ruin your haiku fun... then
perhaps you deserve to write no more...

(The rhyme scheme is 14-11-11-14... it just looks better the way I
wrote it...)


Radu The Handsome
The Bucharest Turks

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

I'm just pissed off, though
I take this seriously
Haikus are my life :(

I'll keep making them
I'll be the best I can be
I'll let no one down

Those who hate me, though
I guess I will let them down
Fuck them anyway

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

ATTENTION ******:
GO BACK IN TIME WITH CONDOMS
AND GIVE YOUR DAD ONE

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

ATTENTION ******:
SCOOP YOUR INNARDS OUT YOUR CUNT
WITH A WOODEN SPOON

[Mike]

Walking through dog shit
I have discovered something
My dog is not well

[slavemason]

Speaking of heart worms
If I were to pray, I'd pray
Chester is OK
http://www.floridalabrescue.com/images/artwork/Black%20Lab.gif

[The Retro Kat]

I can't help myself
why does he keep coming back?
aeQea

one can only hope
you do come to your senses
you are not wanted

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

ATTENTION ******:
SMASH YOUR DISFIGURED FACE IN
WITH A HOT IRON

[aeQea]

..

[Schimid]

HEY, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
THIS TOPIC FUCKING SUCKS NOW.
MORE MILHOUSE AND SLAVE. >:

[The_voice_of_reason]

Unitll now i liked
Poetry, Fuck you stupid
aeQea

[Radu The Handsome]

This is the only
thread that I post in. Perhaps
I should visit more.

But... I'm an adult.
I have a job and a life.
Yup. Obligations.

It must be nice to
have so much spare time in life
for inanity.

I have never used
an emoticon. My brain
is not that lazy

that I can't just type
what is on my mind. Don't let
'The Man' take your words!

My advice to you -
Read a fucking book. Write down
the words you don't know

so that you can then
incorporate them into
your daily usage.




Radu The Handsome
The Bucharest Turks

[slavemason]

The_voice_of_reason
The "Family" has a plan
For people like you

http://www.hyperarts.com/pynchon/gravity/extra/images/slavelabor.jpg

[slavemason]

Radu, why so blue?
Haven't found a new book yet?
It's time you write one.

[The Retro Kat]

Ha, Women want you?
The retard rocket rider
I'm sure they love that

Walking through my house
I stumbled upon a drill
Exit Pi style

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

ATTENTION ******:
CHISEL YOUR SMALL GENITALS
AND GROUND THEM TO PULP

[Schimid]

NO. NO, NO. NO. NO.
NO, NO, NO! NO, NO, NO, NO!
YOU FUCKING ****** >:

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

ATTENTION ******:
CHOP UP YOUR ARMS AND YOUR LEGS
FEED THEM TO YOUR MOM

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

ATTENTION ******:
STICK YOUR IRREGULAR DICK
IN A MEAT GRINDER

[aeQea]

..

[Schimid]

come up with new shit
you're as cool as Zuba pants
you wish you were me

CAN YOU SEE IT HERE?!
IRONY RUNS RAMPANT!
FIRE YOUR WRITERS. >:

[Esuohlim]

ATTENTION ******:
PERFORM SELF-VASECTOMY
WITH YOUR GARDEN TOOLS

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

ATTENTION ******:
JUST GIVE UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT
BOTH HAIKUS AND LIFE

[aeQea]

..

[Schimid]

Why are you so GAY?!
You're just making up insults.
Unfunny ones, too.

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

ATTENTION ******:
TAKE A 16-INCH-LONG KNIFE
STICK IT UP YOUR CUNT

[slavemason]

Attention Crackers
It seems you have missed the boat
Haikus are for joy

The Pissing Contest
Are needed like blow-job tax
Few of you will pay

Time to go to bed
You all have fucked up this thread
Ignore that ae...

Gangsters are dumb fucks
And ae... is a gangster
Let that puppy die

[Esuohlim]

You're right, slavemason
Haikus aren't for insults
They should be happy :(

From this day forward
No more insulting haikus
None from me, at least

I'll make a promise
When aeQea posts
I shall ignore it

Working as a team
We can revive this great thread
To what it once was.

:(

[aeQea]

..

[The Retro Kat]

no homo you bitch
restoration will be grand
it will start right now

its been year and months
the last time i touched my dick
thank god for women

[Abe Slank]

You must be kidding
I'm crazy 'bout the ladies
Still I touch myself

[misabella]

I'll vouch for Abe Slank
Though all may think I am he
I am really Me

According to Lou
I am legally Abe Slank's
for I bear his name

[The Retro Kat]

Today I thought much
Those damn dirty mexicans!
...Who make life easy.

[Abe Slank]

Wish I had some food
Wish I wasn't hung over
Wish I had a pool

I'm a crybaby
Looking for my welfare check
Spend it on some drugs

[Esuohlim]

You're missing the point
Your haikus are just random
There is no meaning

[Abe Slank]

Just four hours of sleep
Slowly becoming the norm
Head like wet cotton

[The Retro Kat]

Shut the fuck up, Abe,
Your Haiku's suck severe nuts
I want some sausage.

It's a massacre
They lie face down in the dirt
A meaningful death?

Thats how you haiku
well, on a serious side
I need some humour.

[Sam]

Conversations, yo
That is what haikus are for
Respect the haiku

[Abe Slank]

Yard turned into stream
Stream turned into a river
Act of God, the flood

This isn't mock wars
All the same, I think I'll go
Read a book then sleep

[backdoorviolator]

A.I. has gone crazy
He chased his wife with a gun
The bitch deserved it

[Abe Slank]

A new haikuer
the Backdoorviolator
The bitch was lonely

[backdoorviolator]

Lets look at Abe Slank
His haikus have no meaning
Like when he was born

[Esuohlim]

Lesson number one:
Do not write random bullshit
To end your haikus

"A new haikuer
the Backdoorviolator
The bitch was lonely"

A perfect example
What does that mean, may I ask?
"The bitch was lonely"?

Learn from this, Abe Slank
Master the art of Haikus
Don't quit your day job

[Abe Slank]

What gives Esuohlim
You think your shit doesn't stink?
Your haikus sure do

You're clutching at straws
Your haikus are suffering
Why not rest yourself?

[backdoorviolator]

Look whos talking Abe
Your the one who smells like shit
Just look at your name

see? thats something you would come up with

[Abe Slank]

Just look at my name?
Well, it means skinny monkey
Shall we look at your's

[Abe Slank]

see? thats something you would come up with

You act like a cat
Trying to cover your shit
Need to dig deeper

[backdoorviolator]

what the Fuck are you talking about? are you retarded or something?

[Esuohlim]

That Strangers with Candy quote in your signature is the only thing that's keeping me from hating you, you know.

[The Retro Kat]

A.I. has gone crazy
He chased his wife with a gun
The bitch deserved it

Did anyone note
Six syllables in line one?
You think you are good...

[Abe Slank]

Esuohlim should have
Then again, he is slipping
I think he gave up

Man lies on the floor
I had to call 9-1-1
He had a seizure

That happened at work
I was nervous and rattled
I thought he was dead

I'm glad he wasn't
He's got such a nice afro
It would be a waste

Well, it's time to go
I haven't cut grass in weeks
Hope the mower starts

[Abe Slank]

A.I. has gone crazy
He chased his wife with a gun
The bitch deserved it

Did anyone note
Six syllables in line one?
You think you're good...

Did anyone note
Four syllables in line three
You're alright by me

[Esuohlim]

I hate you, Abe Slank
Ruining Haikus for me
You've hit a new low

[Abe Slank]

No need to blame me
Just pretend I'm slavemason
Since I am and all

[slavemason]

What are you doing?
You're telling lies like King James
Not that queer, Jamesman >:

[The Retro Kat]

Abe, you crazy slut
What are you talking about
You, sir, are teh ghey.

[Abe Slank]

A guy named Bubbles
He hates me just like you guys
Small world, you fuckers

[Sam]

Hey, please stop the hate
Haiku's are not made for war
Can't we get along?

[Abe Slank]

A voice of reason
Best heard through a sober ear
Better chance today

Is el niño back?
Watermelon screams "Enough!"
Reiniscing drought

[The Retro Kat]

Elliot sits there
Beatboxing his life away.
What is his future?

[Mike]

Good morning luzerz
I suck at making haikus
So why do I try?

[Abe Slank]

Plenty of reasons
However, none mentioned here
Find your own reasons

It's time to drink beer
Practice over, ears ringing
Don't forget to eat

[Abe Slank]

This is more like it
Finally, some room to breathe
Sober up, then rock.

[Sam]

The haiku's have died
Now, we can all thank Abe Slank
For being a jerk.

[slavemason]

I started a Slave
But then I got bored with it
So I switched to Abe

Who you gonna blame?
Maybe the bug up your ass
Likely candidate

The pointing fingers.
Folded ones are overlooked
Pointing at yourself

I'm no king of cool
You relied on your post counts
To settle a score

Two beers in the fridge
I'll get the first right away
I'll drink one for Sam :yum

[Cap'n Crunch]

This thread is the best.
It should get more attention.
It needs a sticky.

[Sam]

L O to the L
So I guess I am the jerk now
Blinded by jerk-ness

[slavemason]

Hell Yeah! the weekend!
Let's all go drink a cold beer
Together apart

http://www.sodashop.com/miller/d978.jpg

[misabella]

I read Loretta
Lynn's biography last night
Now: Ingrid Bergman

I think Loretta
May be a Botox user
Her face has no lines

Beautiful Ingrid
No Botox when she was here
She's been gone awhile

[slavemason]

mburbank is pissed
He has been such an asshole
When you're hot, you're hot

[Cap'n Crunch]

I got a new mouse.
It was only eight dollars.
Good deal from Staples.

[slavemason]

What a sensation
New hardware for computer
Does it have a ball?

I'm in the doghouse
I have made a big mistake
My wife IS perfect

[Sam]

Sorry Slavemason
Your wife is never wrong, right?
Sleeping on the couch?

Gonna drink some beer
Did you slam a brew for me?
I'll drain one for you.

Crunch needs to learn this,
Semen can't kill digitals
Roll balls are a pain.

[slavemason]

Summer equals stink
Two days wearing the same pants
What a bad idea

My ass, the insult
To all the conscious senses
And others that sleep

Time to grab that beer
Take off all my stinky clothes
Jump it the shower

Edit: Ooops, I suck
Idea, three syllables
Now I need more beer

[Cap'n Crunch]

It is a roll ball.
I can't afford a laser.
I am one cheap fuck.

I want a tablet.
So I can make good cartoons.
I need more money.

[Perndog]

What a great notion,
Conversation through haiku.
I want money, too.

Damn my legs are sore
I missed the bus yesterday
Had to run two miles

But it was worth it
Beer on the twenty-eighth floor
There was a great view.

[slavemason]

Crunch wants a tablet?
Check with the ACLU
They might help you out.

http://images.ibsys.com/2002/1015/1720412_200X150.jpg

[slavemason]

Question for Perndog.
Did you run two miles for beer?
Are you an alchy?

[Cap'n Crunch]

A question for slave...
What is the ACLU?
I need twenty bucks.

I sold a few games.
I have fifty bucks right now.
I need twenty bucks.

[slavemason]

I'm on vacation
No work for ten solid days
Time to get to work

[Radu The Handsome]

Radu The Handsome
has not posted lately. Have
you dummies missed me?

ACLU stands
for: American Civil
Liberties Union

The Ten Commandments-
no longer in the courthouse
in Alabama.

Separation of
church and state - recently reached
a whole new level.

But... what do I care?
I say FUCK Church and the State!
Yes, I am bitter.

Were you forced to go
to church when you were younger?
Do you still attend?

Unfortunately
I went. But then I wised up
and haven't been back.

NoMeansNo once said
"Only sheep need a leader"
Is that true or what?

[Cap'n Crunch]

This board merger sucks. :(
Or at least put it higher. :(
It would be better. :(

[slavemason]

We're dead fucking last
But far from the weakest link
Sorta underground :/

A change in format
Won't improve the quality
Of the sinking ship

[Perndog]

Oh hi, slavemason
I didn't notice you there
I ran not for beer

But to meet a girl
Who had beer but was ugly
Did not call her back

I like the new boards
More streamlined and efficient
No more useless space.

[slavemason]

Like your goat, perndog
I knew a goat named Daisy
She was my sweetheart

She had pretty eyes
With odd rectangle pupils
And a pretty smile

Then one day she left
I thought she had ran away
Turns out, she was sold :(

[OperationScuzBucket]

Better watch your ass
Because when I feel like it
I can be a bitch


Wrote that when I was pissed at someone and used it as an away message. Joy.

[Perndog]

Class started today
Now I'm not so fucking bored
Loaded down instead

Homework already
One class all five days a week
Five pages assigned :faint

[Radu The Handsome]

Radu The Handsome
sits home every goddamn night...
noone ever calls

[slavemason]

I called you today
But you were out having fun
Drinking at the bar

I was out drinking
Just a few minutes ago
But it wasn't fun

I need to go sleep
I'm about to fall over
There's more work to do

Don't forget to call
Tell Billie I said "Hello"
I'd like to tell her

[Radu The Handsome]

Howdy slavemason!
Thanks for calling recently.
Billie sez 'Word Up'.

So... it's been five days-
No haikus from anyone
What's wrong you fuckers?!?

[Abe Slank]

I hate goddamn flies
I hate these fucking tight pants
Smothering my balls

Today was a waste
DéjÃ*vu of more bullshit
I'll see tomorrow

I'll go and drink beer
I still hate these fucking pants
Give them to goodwill >:

[Bennett]

those pants will not be
nearly as tight after you
cut off your penis

[Radu The Handsome]

I had some pants once
Surely someone remembers
those pants I once had...

Even to this day
I recall those pants with pride
God Damn they were bright!

Bright orange that is -
Bright orange like prison pants
They were quite gaudy.

Gaudy = Cool
in my vocabulary
Well....... sometimes it does

[Scott Baio is back]

I'm a really swell guy
Swelling
like of the ankles
that swell.

[Perndog]

Scott Baio must be
The worst fucking character
Ever to exist.

>:

[Abe Slank]

Fowl play is afoot
Esuohlim gets his revenge
Tart instead of sweet

[slavemason]

It's bee a long time
Since I last wrote a haiku
Man, I've still got it

[kellychaos]

This thread must have some
Kind of bad Hindu karma
It keeps coming back

[Studio8]

I hope no one has
written this haiku yet yet
because i just did

[slavemason]

Not even Rongi
Would claim such a turd his own
Your haiku blows blows

[Rongi]

I like how
slavemason is constantly
bitching and moaning

[slavemason]

It's a side effect
It comes from paying taxes
And reading the news

[kellychaos]

It comes from some
really bad burritos from
a Tijuana bar.

[slavemason]

Been dirty all week
It's time to take a shower
Smoke a bowl and eat

[Schimid]

Scott Baio was a,
hilarious character.
You made him leave. >:

[executioneer]

mad emoticon
is not any syllable
as far as I know

[Perndog]

willie just posted
the funniest haiku :)
ever in this thread

[slavemason]

I do not live here.
Who in the hell is Willie?
How am I to know?

[kellychaos]

All of my hopes for
a quick, painless haiku death
have now been vanquished

[Perndog]

This is finals week.
I do not want to study.
Please bring me a beer.