jixby phillips [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

Black Flag

Dec 21st, 2004, 03:28 AM

i'm making this thread as a cry for your attention and also as a weak attempt to somehow kindle some sort of internet friendship with you as i(just like every other poster here with aspirations for message board popularity!) worship you as some sort of comedic demigod and in addition to this i'll strive to respond to anything you say in hopes of you taking a liking to me and my obvious interest in everything you like!

and also i'm telling you my motives!

how ironic

Dole

Dec 21st, 2004, 05:19 AM

Please, no FAO posts. It demeans us all. If you have an issue with another poster, please PM them or call them in a telephone conversation.

Jixby Phillips

Dec 21st, 2004, 05:27 AM

you're making fun of me :( :( :(

RedLeader01

Dec 21st, 2004, 08:26 AM

Were you trying to be funny by making this thread? You above all people, who makes those useless cunt files, should know i-mockery means we make fun of you!

Cosmo Electrolux

Dec 21st, 2004, 08:39 AM

who the fuck are YOU calling useless, dickhole.....

MetalMilitia

Dec 21st, 2004, 12:10 PM

This thread does kind of have a point... there are a disturbing number of complete jixby suckups in out mitsts.

Its not really his fault though.

And redleader01 is a useless fucking crapwagon

kellychaos

Dec 21st, 2004, 03:33 PM

I, too, would like a special relationship with Jixby or at least a Christmas card ... for God's sake ... Jesus H. Christ on a bike! >:

mburbank

Dec 21st, 2004, 04:40 PM

This is a ok thread though.

Hey Blackflag!

Do I recall correctly you are the Mocker who likes the Residents as I do?

Do you have 'Not Available'?

Ironically, it is no longer in print. If you have it, PM me and maybe I could send you some money to make me a copy.

SEE!?! FUCK JIXBY!! WE HAVE A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP NOW THAT JIXBY CANNOT HORN IN ON!!

This is a meta thread.

Back off, fuckers.

Dole

Dec 22nd, 2004, 04:09 AM

mitsts

BlueOatmeal

Dec 22nd, 2004, 05:00 AM

duckhole lolololol

RedLeader01

Dec 22nd, 2004, 07:13 AM

Notice how quick Jixby Phillips was to make a thread about me. He can't take the heat when HE'S made fun of, looser.

MetalMilitia

Dec 22nd, 2004, 09:00 AM

mitsts

midsts happy now?

Dole

Dec 22nd, 2004, 09:01 AM

:posh

Matt Harty

Dec 22nd, 2004, 09:47 AM

Notice how quick Jixby Phillips was to make a thread about me. He can't take the heat when HE'S made fun of, looser.

yeah hes sure taking it hard

RedLeader01

Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:36 AM

Isn't he?!

Big McLargehuge

Dec 22nd, 2004, 01:09 PM

Holster your razor tounge RedLeader01, you have no idea the damage it can cause. You are not yet wise enough to use it skillfully without reeking havoc on all. Maybe someday, when you are older and more learned in the ways of the world you will regain your mocking privilages, and what a sweet day that will be, a sweet sweet day.

executioneer

Dec 22nd, 2004, 07:21 PM

lol @ redleader

Dec 23rd, 2004, 05:13 AM

keep it going redleader you've almost got him exposed like the fag he is, my young padawan

GADZOOKS

Dec 23rd, 2004, 06:20 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/GHOSTOFFRAISER/IWOULDHAVETOAGREE.gif

Big McLargehuge

Dec 23rd, 2004, 06:02 PM

He's too young, he will fail.

ScruU2wice

Dec 23rd, 2004, 06:15 PM

what the hell is a padawan?

Dec 24th, 2004, 06:15 AM

About 100 pounds

kellychaos

Dec 27th, 2004, 05:21 PM

http://www.furry.org.au/telbert/images/PicturesOfMe/pencil.jpg