I prefer

[mburbank]

The company of my mentally retarded brother in-law to that of most other people I know. He enjoys life and rarely says anything that makes me grit my teeth which more than makes up for the fact that he often talks about6 a hairbrush he broke, like, fifteen years ago.

[Rongi]

i have a mentally retarded uncle who would sweep the same floor panel 36 different times in all different directions and move on to the next one. He would do this for days. He also had voices in his head telling him to push kids off bikes, and he actually did once.

[Rongi]

more than once, actually

[DamnthatDavid]

I have a mentally retarded cousin. I can't stand her guts.
She is stuck in the "Rebellious Teenage Years" thanks to the disability.

HOLY GOD, I want her to fucking die.

[FS]

DUDE that is not cool

you can only wish death on non-handicapped people.

[Jimbuktu]

I used to be in a bowling league with my friends and there was one team full of mentally retarded kids...they were pretty awesome and it was always a blast playing against them...they named themselves "Red Bird"... genius if you ask me...I wish I could gather them all up and play a game right now...classic kids

[Seven Force]

In the middle of church, Tina's brother, Jesse, kept passing notes to me. Yes, Jesse has a mental problem, and you can barely understand his fucking speech. He was in the next aisle. He's been told not to pass notes to people while service was going on, but continues to pass them to me, partly because no one sees him do it, and because I accept the notes. He was asking to sit next to me, which I had said no the first time. Then he looked really sad. I didn't mean it to seem like I was rejecting him, I just wanted to be alone so I could not have any distractions while pastor was talking (good lie, hahaha). So I said yeah, sure, you can.

Now when he got there, he sat reeeeeal close, and put his arm around me. And if that wasn't enough to make me uncomfortable, occasionally, he get right in my face, for whatever reason. I know what some of you are saying, "I don't want him to sit near me because he's a retard". Yes. I don't like fat retards who fart uncontrollably and smell and drool hanging on me and getting in my face But I didn't say anything, because that's what people would think. So I just sat there. Cause i'm a nice guy. >:

And he calls my house. One night my mom picked up the phone. I had no idea who it was at first, and my mom said:

Mom: "Hello, who's this? Who are you looking for? What? Huh? *sigh* Hold on..."
*Hands the reciever to me*
Mom: *whispers* "Is this a prank call or something? One of your friends?"
Brian: 0_o "Huh?"

So the call lasted about 30 seconds (which involves me listening to nothing and/or him saying something I can't understand). After I got off, my mom asked, "Is he retarded?" And I said, "Yes, yes he is". She then said, "Seriously?", and I said, "Yeah!"

It's my fault though, I actually gave him my damnned number too. He asked me to write it down, so I wrote it down, but switched some numbers to make it look real (but it wasn't). Somehow, he knew what I did then and there and asked me to fix it. Like he knew what my number was exactly, which he did. So I wonder, if he knew my number, why did he ask me for it? I know that seems mean, but I think he's been known to call people in the wee hours of the morning. :/ I mean, I don't wish him death, but I wish he'd fucking stop calling here. It seems like I have a retarded b/f. :lol >:

This is why I don't go to church anymore. Thanks Jesus. :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

there's a special thread in loveline awaiting for you~~ ^_________^

[Seven Force]

Haha, fuck you Vagiclean. :)

But seriously, I read all that stuff in Helm's topic, and it was very very good. Unfortunately, I don't have a love life/story to share with all of you. I've never really been in a relationship with anyone before so there's nothing I could possibly add.

The retard doesn't count. >:

[nothing4buddha]

0_o "Huh?"

[Killy The Bid]

Sorry if this is a retarded question, but isn't being retarded having a mental disability? If that is the case, why do you keep saying "mentally retarded".

If there are other forms of retardity, then carry on.

[FS]

the word "retarded" means to be slowed down or delayed. Saying someone's retarded is more like an abbreved way of saying they're mentally retarded.

[kellychaos]

One could be physically retarded by a physical defect as well. It became a colloquialism to mental retardation for some reason. :shrug

[The Damp Moose]

Must be a Jew thing. :/

[Legion]

We prefer to recieve oral sex from mentally challenged females. I have noticed that they have a natural gift at it.

Perhaps this due to their constant drooling.

They also seem to be more likely to fall asleep with their mouth still attached to one's sexual organs. Much like a baby with a pacifier.

[The Damp Moose]

We prefer to recieve oral sex from mentally challenged females. I have noticed that they have a natural gift at it.



Well? Which is it? 'we' or 'I'?

[Helm]

huh huh what will it be, holistic or dualistic huh

[Legion]

Legion will use whatever he feels is appropriate at the time...

[The Damp Moose]

Whatever pronoun you use, you're still a dullard.

[Legion]

Perhaps you think us dull, because you do not understand my words. It is common for those who do not grasp concepts that they do not understand to become bored and easily distracted much like a small child when their much wiser parents are talking to them…

[The Damp Moose]

So do you just arbitrarily change fonts in your posts? Or is there some kind of reasoning behind it?

[HickMan]

And then I realized. I was a homosexual

[Legion]

AH Now you ask questions Mr. Moose! :)

You are on the right path.

You must now seek your answers elsewhere...

[The Damp Moose]

I know I need to seek elsewhere. You're useless.

HickMan gave me a pretty good answer, though.

[Legion]

So Hickman confirmed your latent tendencies and you've decided to come out of the closet to your parents...


I applaud you for finding your answers and even more so for being brave of finally learning the truth about yourself...

[The Damp Moose]

DARN! YOU FOUND ME OUT!