Okay, I'm back... [Archive] - Page 2

Tadao

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:14 PM

Want to bet?

I have plenty of money! :)

That won't be necessary.

I can tell that you are one of those little boys who thinks that talking to girls is like playing chess, and then never get up the nerve cause your skills are nil.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:17 PM

I can tell that you are one of those little boys who thinks that talking to girls is like playing chess, and then never get up the nerve cause your skills are nil.

No.

Chojin

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:17 PM

yes

Yukiko

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:31 PM

Sorry, but a cute, nice girl on a forum like this doesn't seem to add up.

Oh, so I should be over at the Hello Kitty forum then?

Yukiko

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:32 PM

Hahahaaha, I see you haven't learned how to talk to girls.
:lol:lol:lol

And you haven't learned how to talk to women. :p

Tadao

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:34 PM

:rolleyes

Jonathan Clement

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:38 PM

Oh, so I should be over at the Hello Kitty forum then?

Well, no, it's just that at a forum like this, there is a high possibility that you're an ALT.

Dixie

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:43 PM

Look out Yukiko
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/rape.jpg?t=1244162537
I've titled this one "First date"

Tadao

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:45 PM

I am a Yūrei fanatic.

http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd347/Yukikosheart/Picture%20of%20me/Boo.jpg

At least Yuki doesn't look dead anymore.

Dixie

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:48 PM

shut up about yukiko already, she's a fucking idiot
i'll bet she either has a doreamon tattoo or else she's going to get one as soon as she turns 18, for that she should be burned.

i need more inspiration for my clement pictures, i'm not stopping til i have at least 10

captain516

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:49 PM

Why is this thread still here?

Jonathan Clement

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:49 PM

Tadao

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:50 PM

Dixie

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:54 PM

I just realized that I'm in the PERFECT pose to be painted up as megaman!
you get no say in this, there are lots of things you're perfectly posed for but I'm trying to keep my artwork non-pornographic so i can still post it.

Sam

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:56 PM

BEEF JERKY JERK-OFF

Tadao

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:59 PM

HEY SAM, IF YOU BLOCK ME FROM INSTANT MESSAGES AND THEN I SIGN UP UNDER A NEW NAME TO TRY TO BE BUDDIES WITH YOU, DOES THAT MEAN I'M A FAG?

Dixie

Jun 4th, 2009, 08:59 PM

She's more interesting than JC.
probably, but i like my interesting to people to not be more retarded than me

Sam

Jun 4th, 2009, 09:03 PM

HEY SAM, IF YOU BLOCK ME FROM INSTANT MESSAGES AND THEN I SIGN UP UNDER A NEW NAME TO TRY TO BE BUDDIES WITH YOU, DOES THAT MEAN I'M A FAG?

AND A CREEPY OBSESSIVE FATTY FAT.

Yukiko

Jun 4th, 2009, 09:16 PM

Well, no, it's just that at a forum like this, there is a high possibility that you're an ALT.

Wow, you have no idea how insulting you are. You think everything is about you. I don't think I have seen you show interest in anything else other than yourself. You get uglier with each post. No wonder people pick on you.

Dixie

Jun 4th, 2009, 09:20 PM

May I present to you, Buzz Lightrear:
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/buzz.jpg?t=1244164787

Dixie

Jun 4th, 2009, 09:22 PM

shut the fuck up yuki, you're not helping anyone here.
i'm considering doing mspaint noods of you and sending them out to all your friends on gaia

Tadao

Jun 4th, 2009, 09:24 PM

and me, don't forget to send me one.

Dixie

Jun 4th, 2009, 09:25 PM

Well duh, you're always first on my perv list

Sam

Jun 4th, 2009, 09:28 PM

CiG you are the coolest person in the world.

Dixie

Jun 4th, 2009, 09:29 PM

cooler than clement anyways

Sam

Jun 4th, 2009, 09:30 PM

like that's hard :rolleyes

Dixie

Jun 4th, 2009, 09:33 PM

like that's hard :rolleyes
i sure am, like a fucking rock right now

Sam

Jun 4th, 2009, 09:36 PM

HARD AS FUCKING DIAMONDS :eek

Jonathan Clement

Jun 4th, 2009, 09:44 PM

Wow, you have no idea how insulting you are. You think everything is about you. I don't think I have seen you show interest in anything else other than yourself. You get uglier with each post. No wonder people pick on you.

Yuki, I don't think this is something to get offended about. I didn't say you WERE an ALT, I said it's a high possibility.

That irrational anger further reinforces that notion.

Tadao

Jun 4th, 2009, 09:55 PM

Hahaha HE SURE KNOWS ABOUT WOMEN AND IRRATIONAL ANGER!

Jonathan Clement

Jun 4th, 2009, 10:00 PM

Guys, I want you to be seriously honest with me: Why do you hate me so much? I've shown that I've changed, I've shown that I'm not a psychotic little shit stain anymore, I've been perfectly calm and rational, I haven't said anything random, I haven't said anything vulgar, I haven't insulted you, I haven't typed in ALLCAPS or used more than one exclamation point, except in a appropriate contexts, so why? Why all this meaningless contempt for me?

Is it for stupid reasons such as what words I like to use? Because I refuse to react to your attempts at insulting me?

What do I have to do to get you to respect me?

captain516

Jun 4th, 2009, 10:01 PM

SHUT UP
IT"S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

Jonathan Clement

Jun 4th, 2009, 10:02 PM

SHUT UP
IT"S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

So why don't YOU guys shut up? A bit hypocritical, don't you think?

Pub Lover

Jun 4th, 2009, 10:02 PM

If I said I respected you, would you let me suck your dick, JC?

Beacuser I do respect you, but I hunger for your knob.

Tadao

Jun 4th, 2009, 10:05 PM

Sam

Jun 4th, 2009, 10:06 PM

JONATHAN CLEMENTS YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE AND A TOILET BOWL

Tadao

Jun 4th, 2009, 10:07 PM

Maybe it's because you're a punk ass little puss bitch?

Jonathan Clement

Jun 4th, 2009, 10:07 PM

If I said I respected you, would you let me suck your dick, JC?

Beacuser I do respect you, but I hunger for your knob.

See, I'm always reluctant to reply to things like this because I hate giving people the satisfaction of having treated sarcasm as if it were sincerity.

So, if you ARE sincere about respecting me, then thank you. I appreciate that very much.

HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JONATHAN CLEMENTS YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE AND A TOILET BOWL

Maybe it's because you're a punk ass little puss bitch?

See, and you won't even specify what it is that you hate about me. I can't read your minds, guys.

Kitsa

Jun 4th, 2009, 10:29 PM

Taking this forum seriously in terms of Finding Friends and Respect is generally ill-advised. This place is a psychological S&M den.

Taking the "intellectual high road" when faced with conflict, as in "what, are you upset by my sophisticated verbiage and superior knowledge?" is generally ill-advised.

And I'm always a little stunned when people plunge in without reading the forums and finding all of this out for themselves. It's like people who are mowed down by trains...the tracks are right there where anyone can see them, it's not like the thing comes out of nowhere.

Dixie

Jun 4th, 2009, 10:30 PM

emo/goth clement:
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/goth.jpg?t=1244168993
angry clement:
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/angry.jpg?t=1244168979

Tadao

Jun 4th, 2009, 11:04 PM

See, and you won't even specify what it is that you hate about me. I can't read your minds, guys.

Maybe it's because you're a punk ass little puss bitch?

Jonathan Clement

Jun 5th, 2009, 12:41 AM

Maybe it's because you're a punk ass little puss bitch?

Fuck you... You're like a damned broken record...

Dimnos

Jun 5th, 2009, 12:53 AM

Fuck you... You're like a damned broken record...

We might be getting somewhere. :lol

Tadao

Jun 5th, 2009, 01:00 AM

I am being specific YOU are a PUNK ASS little PUSSY BITCH.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 5th, 2009, 01:04 AM

I am being specific YOU are a PUNK ASS little PUSSY BITCH.

NO U

Tadao

Jun 5th, 2009, 01:06 AM

I can't wait till next yer when you say you read all this and see how dumb you are and tell us you have changed. Cause that's what little bitches do.

Esuohlim

Jun 5th, 2009, 01:07 AM

Hi Jon are you still scared of the year 2012

Jonathan Clement

Jun 5th, 2009, 02:02 AM

I can't wait till next yer when you say you read all this and see how dumb you are and tell us you have changed. Cause that's what little bitches do.

You are false data. Therefore, I shall refuse to perceive you.

Hi Jon are you still scared of the year 2012

No, I know realize it's all bullshit. I'm excited for 2013 so I can laugh at the idiots who hid in bunkers.

Dixie

Jun 5th, 2009, 02:15 AM

"Chicken Chokin' Clement"
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/chicken.jpg?t=1244182499

Tadao

Jun 5th, 2009, 02:26 AM

You are false data. Therefore, I shall refuse to perceive you.

WTF? That is some serious gay talk. He thinks he's a flamboyant robot now.

Kitsa

Jun 5th, 2009, 06:22 AM

Well, I tried. If I went any further, Tadao would accuse me of "mothering" you, so I'll stop.

Dixie

Jun 5th, 2009, 07:19 AM

yukiko, if you ever pm me again i swear to god i'll rip your tits off and sew them to tadao's head

Jonathan Clement

Jun 5th, 2009, 07:33 AM

Well, I tried. If I went any further, Tadao would accuse me of "mothering" you, so I'll stop.

Thanks, I appreciate the advice. You can always PM me, too.

Dimnos

Jun 5th, 2009, 10:30 AM

CiG was right. This is fun.

http://u3a1ma.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pHvRB2k4FI5e3hGsHPARMKPdH9fgvJEoiLPW77PnDPPFn4rS kqQhxnGf6v8VCkVYQcxYN2O9Kc1PS9AVzHNFuf0I8ubna7IvA/temp.jpg

Zhukov

Jun 5th, 2009, 11:28 AM

Jonathan Clemet you have basically failed your initiation test here. Instead of whinging about why people were mean, you are supposed to insult people and generally be a tough guy.

We only attacked you because that's the type of people we are, not because you are a bad person.

Too late now, you failed.

Tadao

Jun 5th, 2009, 01:15 PM

There's always next year!

You fucking puss.

Yukiko

Jun 5th, 2009, 03:16 PM

yukiko, if you ever pm me again i swear to god i'll rip your tits off and sew them to tadao's head

I'm sorry, I just wanted to know if this guy is a joke or not. I'm having a hard time believing he is real.

Yukiko

Jun 5th, 2009, 03:16 PM

Dimnos

Jun 5th, 2009, 03:28 PM

Yes he is a joke. Have you not been paying attention?

Yukiko

Jun 5th, 2009, 03:43 PM

Oops a double post. I hate my slow computer.

Oh OK Dimnos, now I feel dumb for falling for it. :(

Dixie

Jun 5th, 2009, 05:40 PM

Oops a double post. I hate my slow computer.

Oh OK Dimnos, now I feel dumb for falling for it. :(
You should feel dumb, because you are dumb.
and seriously, i will rip your tits off if you pm me again. if i were interested in anything you had to say i wouldn't tell you to shut up everytime you post.

Dixie

Jun 5th, 2009, 07:44 PM

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/yiff.jpg?t=1244245299
this one is entitled "unrequited love, desperation of a yiffster"

Tadao

Jun 5th, 2009, 07:48 PM

:lol

Tadao

Jun 5th, 2009, 07:50 PM

Look, this is me just a month or 2 ago

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/jonathanclement/DSC00349.jpg

I have plenty of money! :)

Check out all the cool things he can afford.

Dixie

Jun 5th, 2009, 07:55 PM

i told you, he's got crocs for everyday of the week
dude is rollin in dough

Tadao

Jun 5th, 2009, 08:06 PM

I bet he payed fat cash to get pre stained sweatpants.

Dixie

Jun 5th, 2009, 08:07 PM

fuck that dude, did you see the chrome on that fridge?
outta sight dy-no-MITE!

Tadao

Jun 5th, 2009, 08:09 PM

No way, forget that shit. Do you know how much money it costs to make a cupboard out of marble?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/jonathanclement/DSC00349.jpg

Sam

Jun 5th, 2009, 08:13 PM

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/yiff.jpg?t=1244245299
this one is entitled "unrequited love, desperation of a yiffster"

:lol

Sacks

Jun 5th, 2009, 10:50 PM

Where can I get a portrait of a muscular tiger man painted on old pants?

Dixie

Jun 5th, 2009, 10:56 PM

i don't know i searched "yiff art" in google and found it
isn't it dreamy???

DevilWearsPrada

Jun 6th, 2009, 01:04 AM

That won't be necessary.

That won't be necessary, I have the affection of a little lady who goes by the name of rosie palms :rolleyes

captain516

Jun 6th, 2009, 02:27 AM

Hey guys, look what I found!
http://www.youtube.com/user/JonathanClement140

Dixie

Jun 6th, 2009, 02:31 AM

we were wondering where that went

LordSappington

Jun 6th, 2009, 03:11 AM

Tadao doesn't seem as inspired as he was with JoaT. :\

Tadao

Jun 6th, 2009, 03:14 AM

HAHAHAHAHA He whispers to himself things he just said.

LordSappington

Jun 6th, 2009, 03:21 AM

Ah, that can be a speech impediment. I sort of have the same thing; when I'm not paying attention, I keep mouthing whatever I'm thinking or just said.
At least THAT'S not his fault. Probably.

Guitar Woman

Jun 6th, 2009, 05:28 AM

You look more like Christian Chandler every time I see you, son!

You gonna pose in your mom's underwear for us? Maybe make a music video?

Jonathan Clement

Jun 6th, 2009, 05:37 AM

No way, forget that shit. Do you know how much money it costs to make a cupboard out of marble?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/jonathanclement/DSC00349.jpg

Actually, it's just gyprock. Second, it's my grandparents house, so I didn't pay for it anyway.

You look more like Christian Chandler every time I see you, son!

You gonna pose in your mom's underwear for us? Maybe make a music video?

LOL! THAT WAS ACTUALLY WHO I WAS IMMITATING! Good eye! XD

But, no, no, I don't think I'm going to be doing that.

Tadao

Jun 6th, 2009, 12:57 PM

NO SHIT DUMB FUCK, DO YOU KNOW HOW HEAVY MARBLE CUPBOARDS WOULD BE?

Kitsa

Jun 6th, 2009, 01:00 PM

I'm still stuck on the lawnchairs at the kitchen table.

ZeldaQueen

Jun 6th, 2009, 04:36 PM

I'm still stuck on the lawnchairs at the kitchen table.
Maybe he wanted to have a lawn party but it rained so he had it inside instead? :\

Dixie

Jun 6th, 2009, 06:50 PM

I'm still stuck on the lawnchairs at the kitchen table.
it makes the eating areas easier to hose down after meals

captain516

Jun 6th, 2009, 07:04 PM

:lol

DevilWearsPrada

Jun 6th, 2009, 07:53 PM

9F0MXf2fXiI

It's alright, buddy, you'll get 'em someday

LordSappington

Jun 6th, 2009, 08:36 PM

Lawn chairs are a dime a dozen; it's no big deal when he breaks all of them.

Emu

Jun 7th, 2009, 03:40 PM

Jon I must say that picture owns because it looks like you're presenting me with your own head. Just like in my dream!

Jonathan Clement

Jun 7th, 2009, 05:02 PM

Jon I must say that picture owns because it looks like you're presenting me with your own head. Just like in my dream!

Just like I think about you! :)

Tadao

Jun 7th, 2009, 05:06 PM

I bet you said that under your breath as you typed it you fucking gay ass social reject.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 7th, 2009, 10:10 PM

I bet you said that under your breath as you typed it you fucking gay ass social reject.

I SAID SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!!!!

Misdemonar

Jun 7th, 2009, 10:22 PM

FUCK YOU NO ITS USA BABY FREE COUNTRY FAGGOT

Misdemonar

Jun 7th, 2009, 10:22 PM

USA

The Leader

Jun 7th, 2009, 10:24 PM

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/omg.jpg

Jonathan Clement

Jun 7th, 2009, 10:26 PM

FUCK YOU NO ITS USA BABY FREE COUNTRY FAGGOT

NO U

Tadao

Jun 7th, 2009, 10:56 PM

NO U

no u

:lol

ZeldaQueen

Jun 7th, 2009, 11:12 PM

No, EWE! (http://attachments.techguy.org/attachments/85612d1156132866/img_1582-ewe.jpg)

Jonathan Clement

Jun 7th, 2009, 11:48 PM

No, EWE! (http://attachments.techguy.org/attachments/85612d1156132866/img_1582-ewe.jpg)

NO! You're supposed to turn into John Kerry and turn your mouth into a shrinking oval while saying "YEEEEEEEEW!!!"

The Leader

Jun 7th, 2009, 11:50 PM

Thanks for trying to be funny. Too bad you suck at everything.

LordSappington

Jun 8th, 2009, 12:31 AM

Hold on; you know that theory about a thousand monkeys on typewriters? I'm pretty sure his brain's the same damn thing; bang out some words until they form a satisfactory result from a moron.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 8th, 2009, 01:57 AM

Thanks for trying to be funny. Too bad you suck at everything.

Hold on; you know that theory about a thousand monkeys on typewriters? I'm pretty sure his brain's the same damn thing; bang out some words until they form a satisfactory result from a moron.

You're both unrefined retards who can't appreciate FUCKING YEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:

Tadao

Jun 8th, 2009, 01:59 AM

Hey Muttering Jon, do people give you change because you dress and talk under your breath like a bum?

Jonathan Clement

Jun 8th, 2009, 02:37 AM

Hey Muttering Jon, do people give you change because you dress and talk under your breath like a bum?

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!!!>:

Tadao

Jun 8th, 2009, 02:43 AM

Those are probably cum stains on your sweats from sucking cock for change.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 8th, 2009, 02:44 AM

Those are probably cum stains on your sweats from sucking cock for change.

I SAID GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!!!!!

Tadao

Jun 8th, 2009, 02:49 AM

It was too easy knocking you back down.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 8th, 2009, 02:57 AM

BLAAARGH!!!

ItalianStereotype

Jun 8th, 2009, 05:44 AM

Still dating that dude you were all giggly with in your videos a while back?

Jonathan Clement

Jun 8th, 2009, 06:12 AM

Still dating that dude you were all giggly with in your videos a while back?

WE WERE NOT... NOT... NOT... NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:

Dixie

Jun 8th, 2009, 06:50 AM

Maybe "dating" was too strong a word.
Does "experimenting" fit better?

Jonathan Clement

Jun 8th, 2009, 07:44 AM

Maybe "dating" was too strong a word.
Does "experimenting" fit better?

You are a SHITASS! >:

Dixie

Jun 8th, 2009, 08:50 AM

No one was talking to you piggy

Jonathan Clement

Jun 8th, 2009, 09:15 AM

No one was talking to you piggy

YES YOU WERE!!!

WERE WERE BECAUSE THIS IS POST #WAFFLES!

Zhukov

Jun 8th, 2009, 09:21 AM

You're a laugh riot Jonathon Clemet. Keep trying extremely hard because it's obviously paying off.

LordSappington

Jun 8th, 2009, 11:38 AM

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/YouWinThePrize.jpg

Chojin

Jun 8th, 2009, 12:02 PM

"You shouldn't be rude to your guests, you know. You never know who's on the other end. It could be a phycotic, touchy serial killer."

-- JC

Chojin

Jun 8th, 2009, 12:04 PM

"Jesus was NOT gay. That's another myth. Don't listen the KKK. They're wrong."

-Jonathan Clement

Chojin

Jun 8th, 2009, 12:08 PM

"Seiriously. You have no idea what I'm capable of."

-- Jonathan Clement

Chojin

Jun 8th, 2009, 12:09 PM

"Well, I can certainly fight if I have to. And I don't kill innocent people."

-- Jonathan Clement

RaNkeri

Jun 8th, 2009, 12:14 PM

Wasn't JC also a fast runner?

ZeldaQueen

Jun 8th, 2009, 12:20 PM

"Jesus was NOT gay. That's another myth. Don't listen the KKK. They're wrong."

-Jonathan Clement
Wait, when did he say that?

Tadao

Jun 8th, 2009, 12:26 PM

He sure got to "know" a few men in his time.

Chojin

Jun 8th, 2009, 12:43 PM

Wait, when did he say that?

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=320003&postcount=21

Jonathan Clement

Jun 8th, 2009, 01:05 PM

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=320003&postcount=21

Huh? What does that post have to do with running fast?

Emu

Jun 8th, 2009, 01:30 PM

Everything

ZeldaQueen

Jun 8th, 2009, 01:42 PM

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=320003&postcount=21
Wtf? I don't even want to know why he thinks the KKK teaches that Jesus was gay.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 8th, 2009, 01:46 PM

Wtf? I don't even want to know why he thinks the KKK teaches that Jesus was gay.

I think there was a Ramones song about it.

Tadao

Jun 8th, 2009, 01:54 PM

ZQ, do some reading.

http://www.i-mockery.com/church/default.php

Kitsa

Jun 8th, 2009, 02:08 PM

In one of my books there's a story about the Dead Boys giving Joey Ramone a nazi Mother's Cross to make him an honorary Dead Boy. And he was like, "What am I supposed to do with this?". They didn't even realize he was Jewish.

And KKK Took My Baby Away was about Johnny stealing Joey's girlfriend Linda...Johnny had a KKK membership card he carried in his wallet as a joke.

Tadao

Jun 8th, 2009, 02:13 PM

I request that Kitsa's custom title be locked to read Ramones Historian.

Kitsa

Jun 8th, 2009, 02:14 PM

NO. Kahl says I'm a teacup of fuckin' sunshine :(

ZeldaQueen

Jun 8th, 2009, 03:11 PM

Ah, thanks Tadao! Fantastic. The Church of I-Mockery might just get a deist.

Dimnos

Jun 8th, 2009, 04:22 PM

Its hard to tell, but I think thats Clement running from the cops. :hypno

2NtLAaUsvD0

LordSappington

Jun 8th, 2009, 06:02 PM

Nah, they'd need a double-wide van for him.

Dixie

Jun 8th, 2009, 06:13 PM

I believe to correct way for piggies to travel is hog-tied and gagged so they don't whine the entire way to the slaughterhouse.

LordSappington

Jun 8th, 2009, 07:55 PM

With an apple?

Dixie

Jun 8th, 2009, 08:06 PM

In this case I recommend a Twinkie.
It'll keep the little guy busy for awhile.

Kitsa

Jun 8th, 2009, 08:11 PM

you guys are pretty brutal.

LordSappington

Jun 8th, 2009, 08:29 PM

Twinkie dangling from the ceiling; if he gets it right away, that sucker's gone before you can blink.
Maybe a spoonful of peanut butter would work better?

Dixie

Jun 8th, 2009, 08:39 PM

Twinkie dangling from the ceiling; if he gets it right away, that sucker's gone before you can blink.
Maybe a spoonful of peanut butter would work better?
NEVER use peanut butter, it excites them.

LordSappington

Jun 8th, 2009, 09:04 PM

Oh; then he'll piddle on the floor. And he was doing so well.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 8th, 2009, 09:23 PM

Wtf? I don't even want to know why he thinks the KKK teaches that Jesus was gay.

They don't. I was just putting random sentences all over the place.

Its hard to tell, but I think thats Clement running from the cops. :hypno

2NtLAaUsvD0

Further reinforces the idea that the vast majority of criminals are stupid.

And I'm not from Ontario. I'm from B.C.

Dixie

Jun 8th, 2009, 09:28 PM

Did anyone hear squealing?

Dixie

Jun 8th, 2009, 09:45 PM

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/shutup-1-1.jpg?t=1244511867
This one I shall call "The Fall of Clement"

The Leader

Jun 8th, 2009, 11:18 PM

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/clement.jpg

The Leader

Jun 8th, 2009, 11:32 PM

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/clement02.jpg

The Leader

Jun 8th, 2009, 11:41 PM

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/clementguitardo2.jpg

Dixie

Jun 8th, 2009, 11:45 PM

YAY!!!
:D

The Leader

Jun 8th, 2009, 11:56 PM

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/clement03.jpg

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 12:16 AM

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/clement04.jpg

Dixie

Jun 9th, 2009, 12:19 AM

I like the one with the geisha chicken
:)

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 12:22 AM

I think Tadao posted the original image.

Much like with this one:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/Tadaolovesclement.jpg

Jonathan Clement

Jun 9th, 2009, 12:36 AM

LOL WUT

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 12:39 AM

Go back to 4chan you adolescent perversion.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 9th, 2009, 12:53 AM

Go back to 4chan you adolescent perversion.

YOU'RE the perversion! Bigoted conformist! >:

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/shutup-1-1.jpg?t=1244511867
This one I shall call "The Fall of Clement"

Actually, it wasn't sex in that broke my faith. It was the condoning of rape in the bible. As soon as I saw Numbders 31:17-18, I realized "family values" was total bullshit.

Dixie

Jun 9th, 2009, 02:18 AM

YOU'RE the perversion! Bigoted conformist! >:

Actually, it wasn't sex in that broke my faith. It was the condoning of rape in the bible. As soon as I saw Numbders 31:17-18, I realized "family values" was total bullshit.
SHIT!
There it goes again.
It was more like a "SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" noise.
I think it's getting closer, does anyone have a weapon?

Tadao

Jun 9th, 2009, 02:42 AM

Who is hiding truffles in this thread >:

Dixie

Jun 9th, 2009, 03:13 AM

Christ, Sap HAD to bring up the peanut butter.
Thanks alot man.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 9th, 2009, 03:30 AM

SHIT!
There it goes again.
It was more like a "SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" noise.
I think it's getting closer, does anyone have a weapon?

Oh, that was YOU making that noise!

Dixie

Jun 9th, 2009, 03:32 AM

Oh, that was YOU making that noise!
There must be tons of them around.
I think I can smell one now.
i think i'm gonna throw up.

Tadao

Jun 9th, 2009, 03:33 AM

Fuck I heard it too. It smells like fucking ass in here all of a sudden.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 9th, 2009, 03:50 AM

Fuck I heard it too. It smells like fucking ass in here all of a sudden.

It's you.

Dixie

Jun 9th, 2009, 03:54 AM

It's you.
guys, i think we need an exterminator or something.
i can't sleep with a squealing piggie on the loose.
it might try to rape my teddy bear.
:(

LordSappington

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:08 AM

Christ, Sap HAD to bring up the peanut butter.
Thanks alot man.
Shit, didn't think it would get him so excited! :( My bad, my bad.

Does anyone have a few bear traps we can borrow? Maybe a Havaheart? Maybe we can just smoke him out.

ZeldaQueen

Jun 9th, 2009, 12:30 PM

Actually, it wasn't sex in that broke my faith. It was the condoning of rape in the bible. As soon as I saw Numbders 31:17-18, I realized "family values" was total bullshit.

Wait, how long did it take you to figure that out? I mean, the story of Lot and Sodom and Gommorah had Lot pretty much offer his two virgin daughters to be raped by a crazed mob.

Dimnos

Jun 9th, 2009, 12:41 PM

Tadao

Jun 9th, 2009, 01:02 PM

Pfft, his daughters wanted it anyways.

RaNkeri

Jun 9th, 2009, 01:10 PM

Pfft, his daughters wanted it anyways.

I was kind of expecting you to say something like "I've seen some great porn of it"

You let me down man :(

Dixie

Jun 9th, 2009, 01:29 PM

I present to you "The Hunt"
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/nugekill.jpg?t=1244568535

LordSappington

Jun 9th, 2009, 01:33 PM

So... is he saying he's pro-rape? Because seriously, that's been played out to its end on 4chan already. Get something new, tubby.

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 01:42 PM

YOU'RE the perversion! Bigoted conformist! >:

Yeah, but I actually have friends.

ZeldaQueen

Jun 9th, 2009, 02:45 PM

Pfft, his daughters wanted it anyways.

Well they did then get their dad drunk and had sex with him. Granted they thought they were the last three people alive on Earth, but still... :\

Pub Lover

Jun 9th, 2009, 03:04 PM

Who are your friends, The Leader? >:

I am friends with JC, so he has one. Name yours, Buddy!

RaNkeri

Jun 9th, 2009, 03:32 PM

There's plenty of RaNkeri for everybody!

Tadao

Jun 9th, 2009, 03:33 PM

:lol

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 03:36 PM

Who are your friends, The Leader? >:

I am friends with JC, so he has one. Name yours, Buddy!

RaNkeri :)

Dimnos

Jun 9th, 2009, 03:40 PM

He is Finnish. Can they be friends? I thought they were neutral.

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 03:41 PM

Neutral friends are the best friends.

Tadao

Jun 9th, 2009, 03:43 PM

They let you "do" things.

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 04:32 PM

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/jokerdfsf-1.jpg

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 04:40 PM

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/clementkkk.jpg

Yukiko

Jun 9th, 2009, 05:11 PM

Here is some advice on scoring with asian girls. Be a man, or you can pay for it if you are a loser. I don't see you as having any money though.

Dimnos

Jun 9th, 2009, 05:15 PM

Wow Yukiko. You are still around. I thought you had already went on another 6 month hiatus.

Yukiko

Jun 9th, 2009, 05:22 PM

I usually just log in as guest until I have something to post.

Dimnos

Jun 9th, 2009, 05:36 PM

There are two ways of scoring with asian girls. Be a man, or pay for it if you are a loser. Seeing as you have no money, I guess you are S.O.L. loser! :lol

Fixed

I usually just log in as guest until I have something to say to you tards.

Also fixed. Oh and hit the little box next to where you log in that says something like "remember me". That way you are just logged in.

Tadao

Jun 9th, 2009, 05:39 PM

I hear asian girls love a guy who mutters under his breath. It reminds them of train rape.

Dimnos

Jun 9th, 2009, 05:48 PM

Oh damn! I forgot about rape. Thats three ways to get an asian chick. >:

Kilgore Cod

Jun 9th, 2009, 06:41 PM

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/774/crapface.jpg

My contribution to these festivities.

Tadao

Jun 9th, 2009, 06:46 PM

Oh damn! I forgot about rape. Thats three ways to get an asian chick. >:

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Rape.jpg

Jonathan Clement

Jun 9th, 2009, 07:39 PM

Wait, how long did it take you to figure that out? I mean, the story of Lot and Sodom and Gommorah had Lot pretty much offer his two virgin daughters to be raped by a crazed mob.

Cause I have never actually READ the bible.

Yeah, but I actually have friends.

I have friends! And not just on the internet!

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 08:04 PM

Your grandmother doesn't count.

Dixie

Jun 9th, 2009, 08:50 PM

Neither do the invisible ones.

Leader, the kkk picture is brilliant!
Kilgore, I FUCKING LOVE IT

Pub Lover

Jun 9th, 2009, 09:00 PM

Guys, we've seen video evidence that JC has friends IRL. You can do better than this, come on.

Tadao

Jun 9th, 2009, 09:02 PM

He does has his butt buddy that was over all the time, but I bet even that guy moved on to girls.

Pub Lover

Jun 9th, 2009, 09:04 PM

Guys, we've seen video evidence that JC has friends IRL. You can do better than this, come on.

iGt_AOH-G0w

Jonathan Clement

Jun 9th, 2009, 09:25 PM

He does has his butt buddy that was over all the time, but I bet even that guy moved on to girls.

YOU'RE a fag! >:

Pub Lover

Jun 9th, 2009, 09:27 PM

He isn't, but I am. Is that a problem? :serioushomoproblem

Sam

Jun 9th, 2009, 09:27 PM

Jonathan I am going to have to ask you to refrain from using hatespeech like that or else I will have to report you to a moderator.

Tadao

Jun 9th, 2009, 09:28 PM

Hahaha his buddy did leave him for a girl!

Dixie

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:15 PM

Hahaha his buddy did leave him for a girl!
That, or the poor fella lost his taste for piggie after the cleveland steamer incident.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:19 PM

He isn't, but I am. Is that a problem? :serioushomoproblem

No, I like the gays cause they help to put Christians in their place.

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:20 PM

Are you trying to be funny again?

Sam

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:21 PM

Jonathan please, we are trying to be reasonable about this, this is a family board and there are children present and we cannot have you using this toilet mouth and offend someone. Please do not make me call the moderators.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:21 PM

Are you trying to be funny again?

No.

Jonathan please, we are trying to be reasonable about this, this is a family board and there are children present and we cannot have you using this toilet mouth and offend someone. Please do not make me call the moderators.

Bullshit!

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:23 PM

You edited your post. >:

Tadao

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:25 PM

You edited your post. >:

That is why I quote him when I have a feeling he wil edit.

Sam

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:26 PM

Jonathan, just calm down please there is no reason to talk like that.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:29 PM

You edited your post. >:

Fine, here's a what I said "Fuck you terrorist enablers and your hatred of the 1st amendment!"

And by that, I meant you complacent assholes who think we should respect peoples FEELINGS and label everything hate-speech! "Oh, NO! WE'RE GONNA MAKE A LAW THAT YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE ISLAM!" Well, I'm fucking sick of it! I'm sick of these god damned towel heads trampling all over our God damned FREEDOM so nobody will expose their (un)holy book for what it is! Fuck religion! Fuck it's facism and it's violence! I hope there is a hell just for religious people!

Suck my cock, Islam!

How's THAT for hate-speech?

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:29 PM

That is why I quote him when I have a feeling he wil edit.

He's such a sensitive marshmallow of fat.

Sam

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:31 PM

Jonathan please, think of the children.

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:32 PM

Fine, here's a what I said "Fuck you terrorist enablers and your hatred of the 1st amendment!"

And by that, I meant you complacent assholes who think we should respect peoples FEELINGS and label everything hate-speech! "Oh, NO! WE'RE GONNA MAKE A LAW THAT YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE ISLAM!" Well, I'm fucking sick of it! I'm sick of these god damned towel heads trampling all over our God damned FREEDOM so nobody will expose their (un)holy book for what it is! Fuck religion! Fuck it's facism and it's violence! I hope there is a hell just for religious people!

Suck my cock, Islam!

How's THAT for hate-speech?

I'm pretty sure this is proof that society stresses safety so much that natural selection has been hindered. Clement should have been dead a long time ago.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:32 PM

Jonathan please, think of the children.

Why don't YOU think of the children?! Think of those fucking inbred assholes in the BUY-BULL belt combined with those sand-******s who want to fucking kill us all in a nuclear war!

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:34 PM

I don't know if he's trying to be funny anymore. :(

Jonathan Clement

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:35 PM

I don't know if he's trying to be funny anymore. :(

You God damned RIGHT I'm not trying to be funny!

I am DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS!

Tadao

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:35 PM

Squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAL

Will some one shut that fat fuck up already?

Misdemonar

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:37 PM

FUCK YOU

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:37 PM

You God damned RIGHT I'm not trying to be funny!

I am DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS!

Sand n*****s don't have nukes.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:37 PM

Will some one shut that fat fuck up already?

Fuck you, you complacent asshole. Let's just see how funny you think it'll be when Islam starts taking over America just they did in Europe!

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:39 PM

God damnit, stop editing your posts you pansy.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:39 PM

Sand n*****s don't have nukes.

OH?! When they take over Europe, they will!

Tadao

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:42 PM

I think JC has lost post edit rights.

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:46 PM

I think that he'll be loosing posting rights in general soon. Too bad he won't be able to post about it in Ozzyman's thread.

ZeldaQueen

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:46 PM

Misdemonar

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:47 PM

I THINK JC HAS LOST BREATHING RIGHTS

ZELDQUEEN TOO IF YOU PLEASE

ZeldaQueen

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:49 PM

No, I don't please.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:50 PM

You realize there are Muslims in America, don't you?

And that not all Muslims are insane terrorists?

It's like knowing that not every Christian's not like the Westboro Baptist Church

(On a slightly off-topic note, last night I dreamt one of Fred Phelp's grandchildren was in my town as an extra in a movie being filmed and decided to stay in Pittsburgh to preach. Old man Phelps was there as well).

Yes, I know that. But all it takes is a few nuts to do us all in. Look at Europe, Specifically Britain. It's now illegal to criticize Islam there! The only reason there is such a thing as "moderate" religion is because we have things like freedom of speech and freedom of expression as well as numerous other human rights which have forced religions to modernize. However, if those human rights were ever undermined, we'd be right back in the dark ages!

Tadao

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:50 PM

Look ZQ, you are blossoming into a beautiful young woman, but now you need to work on your thought process. Get a yahoo IM account and we'll play some chess. Then you will be trained to think 8 moves ahead and I shall release the ultimate evil upon the world. A beautiful woman with forward thinking.

Anal sex is part of training btw.

Misdemonar

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:52 PM

HEY

GUYS

Misdemonar

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:53 PM

IM BACK

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 10:54 PM

Hello Misdemonar. :)

Dimnos

Jun 9th, 2009, 11:01 PM

Guys, I'm honestly making a effort to change. Will you at least try to be a little nicer, please?

Fine, here's a what I said "Fuck you terrorist enablers and your hatred of the 1st amendment!"

And by that, I meant you complacent assholes who think we should respect peoples FEELINGS and label everything hate-speech! "Oh, NO! WE'RE GONNA MAKE A LAW THAT YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE ISLAM!" Well, I'm fucking sick of it! I'm sick of these god damned towel heads trampling all over our God damned FREEDOM so nobody will expose their (un)holy book for what it is! Fuck religion! Fuck it's facism and it's violence! I hope there is a hell just for religious people!

:rolleyes

Misdemonar

Jun 9th, 2009, 11:03 PM

JONATHAN CLEMENT

A TRUE PATRIOIT

Jonathan Clement

Jun 9th, 2009, 11:07 PM

I never said I was perfect, Dimnos!

Even so, I am sick of all these bullshit flagging campaigns by Muslims on youtube! I'm sick of how in the 21st century, we STILL haven't grown out of bronze age death cults!

I think of how horrifying it must have been to have been a victim on 9/11! How awful it would be knowing that you're going to die right then and there and that there's nothing you can do about it.

captain516

Jun 9th, 2009, 11:09 PM

I am DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3604/3613009816_aebe0bd2fc_m.jpg
Why so serious?

The Leader

Jun 9th, 2009, 11:22 PM

JONATHAN CLEMENT

A TRUE PATRIOIT

NSFW http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/AG-10.jpg NSFW

LordSappington

Jun 9th, 2009, 11:42 PM

OH?! When they take over Europe, they will!

Hold on a second, let me teach you the basics of what we call WAR.
First off, most countries such as Iraq and Afghanistan have a FRACTION of what us super-powers have in military production, such as tanks, bullets, bombs and planes, including most European countries. ( Shit, most middle-eastern countries don't even have an air force worth speaking of)
This, combined with several treaties, mean that if a middle-eastern country tried to invade one of these powers to steal nukes, shit would get real, and since they don't have the transportation or supplies we have, they wouldn't even have any goddamned rations for their guerrillas.
Learn to think of some fucking common sense before you start spouting about how much you hate middle-easterns.

LordSappington

Jun 9th, 2009, 11:45 PM

Come on, at LEAST watch the damn Military Channel before you start squealing about this shit.

Pub Lover

Jun 9th, 2009, 11:47 PM

Hey Sapps, Good Buddy! Mosblims be taking Europe by Assimilation rather than force. They're working on an Influence victory even though they could totally end the game right now with a Treaty victory. It ain't the silly fundies you need to be concerned about at all.

Dixie

Jun 9th, 2009, 11:53 PM

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/ambiguouslygay.gif?t=1244605949
"Party Time with Clement"

LordSappington

Jun 9th, 2009, 11:54 PM

If everyone wants to convert to Muslim, that's fine by me. What do you think happened with the Christians in the first place?

Pub Lover

Jun 9th, 2009, 11:58 PM

Yeah, but when the Cristos wave swept across the Euros they didn't have shit for weapons of mass damaging.

Jonathan Clement

Jun 10th, 2009, 12:28 AM

If everyone wants to convert to Muslim, that's fine by me. What do you think happened with the Christians in the first place?

FUNDAMENTALIST islam? Undermine human rights and that's exactly what will happen. The ONLY reason we have moderates is because they have to conform to the laws of civilized society. Get rid of those rights and laws, and we're doomed.