Okay, I'm back...

[Dixie]

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/mooslumclement-3.gif?t=1244611770
"Politics"

[Sam]

SOMEONE MAKE THAT HIS AVATAR

[Tadao]

:lol

[Jonathan Clement]

I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?

[Misdemonar]

BECAUSE I HAVE A BIG DICK AND GIRLS LOVE THAT KINDA SHIT

[Jonathan Clement]

BECAUSE I HAVE A BIG DICK AND GIRLS LOVE THAT KINDA SHIT

I'm starting to wonder if Hitler wasn't really on to something...

[Dixie]

I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?
because, piggie, i am a girl and bisexuals are still in style.

[Dixie]

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/everyone.jpg?t=1244625076
Clement Prom

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/prom.gif?t=1244625075
"Clement's Little Pony Adventure"

[Jonathan Clement]

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/everyone.jpg?t=1244625076
Clement Prom

LMAO!

[Zhukov]

I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?

Well, I can't speak for everyone, but I think a good sense of humour plays a huge part. You don't have a good sense of humour, by the way.

Also, being intelligent and not embarassing yourself with everything that comes out your mouth/gets typed into a post helps greatly.

Plus you are as ugly as rot.

Oh, and people on here are only arseholes to morons, which is generally seen as ok to do.

[Chojin]

God damnit, stop editing your posts you pansy.

He just lost editing rights.

[Chojin]

I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?

Sure thing, slugger.

Every epiphany you broadcast on Youtube is shit everyone already thought about while they were still in elementary school. It isn't new, it isn't insightful, and it feeds into the socially-retarded shell you've built around yourself to conceal the more volatile but equally socially-retarded you inside it.

You are like a Cadbury creme egg of stupid.

I recommend you pretend to be someone else for a while.
Maybe play up that whole Cadbury angle. Chicks love creme eggs.

[Dixie]

I didn't feel quite right about that first version of "Politics"
so I made 2 more
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/mooslumclement-2.gif

and

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/mooslumclement-1-1.gif

[Sam]

REMIIIXXXXXX

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/images/justchillin.jpg

"I'M SUCH A NICE GUY, HOW COME WOMEN DON'T EVER SLEEP WITH ME!"

[Guitar Woman]

Because you're buying a mustache on an installment plan

[Jonathan Clement]

He just lost editing rights.

What the fuck for?! >:

[RaNkeri]

so it has all come down to this :rolleyes

[Ayatollah]

you should all be horrible for yourselves. jonathan clement is good man. he is close personal friend of mine. all Americans strive to like him be.

girls are evil jonathan you should not talk to them. praise allah

[RaNkeri]

:lol

[Chojin]

What the fuck for?! >:

You clearly can't handle the responsibility.

[LordSappington]

I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?

I don't think fat, racist anime nerds are in high demand right now, boy-o.

[Jonathan Clement]

You clearly can't handle the responsibility.

Be more specific!

I don't think fat, racist anime nerds are in high demand right now, boy-o.

Oh, that "racism" bullshit! Islam isn't a race! It's a RELIGION! Stop being so bloody self-righteous thinking that we should limit free speech and let Islam get away without being criticized!

[Pub Lover]

JC, you edited several of your posts to have different meanings. That is frowned upon. You are also being targeted by this horde of faggots, tosspots and hags.

As for the whole crazy 'getting a woman' bizniz, I have heard that not being at home on the internet is good for bedding the ladies, but I haven't tried it myself.

[The Leader]

How is it that assholes like you get all the girls?

You only re-read your posts when you choose to edit them, don't you?

[Tadao]

I want to ask you guys something... How is it that assholes like you get all the girls? How is it that a nice guy can want and hope and work for something... For someone all his life, even when it is denied him over and over again, while someone like you gets it handed them them on a silver platter?


I can tell that you are one of those little boys who thinks that talking to girls is like playing chess, and then never get up the nerve cause your skills are nil.

Hahahaaha, I see you haven't learned how to talk to girls.
:lol:lol:lol

Recover from your melancholy? You say gay ass shit like that all the time huh? Way to be a man. There is no way in hell you could ever learn the way of the pigtail.

Fucking puss ass bitch.

:rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

The way to get women tight in the pants over you is to get across the fact that you don't give a shit whether they live or die

trust me on this

[RaNkeri]

GW knows women :rolleyes

[Ayatollah]

throw off the chains of oppression from the western infidels johnathan. while unity of islam is not one of race it is one of faith and faith is stronger than blood. you do not need their cowardly edit. stand proud of words you speak. i declare a fatwa - none will speak against true believers johnathan.

be one with allah johnathan and forsake the pleasures of the flesh with women. praise allah.

[Jonathan Clement]

throw off the chains of oppression from the western infidels johnathan. while unity of islam is not one of race it is one of faith and faith is stronger than blood. you do not need their cowardly edit. stand proud of words you speak. i declare a fatwa - none will speak against true believers johnathan.

be one with allah johnathan and forsake the pleasures of the flesh with women. praise allah.

Fuck you. Yeah, it's funny 3000 FUCKING PEOPLE DIE HORRIFICALLY ON 9/11!!! Also, Islam THRIVES on it's promises of endless sex in the afterlife, so you're obvious not a muslim.

[The Leader]

3000 FUCKING PEOPLE DIE HORRIFICALLY ON 9/11!!!
It's a shame that you weren't one of them.

[RaNkeri]

Don't blame muslims for 9/11, blame terrorists

[Ayatollah]

i adamantly condemned atrocity of 9/11. islam thrives on the word of allah as given by muhammad. i have always found it shameful so many think physical desire exists in spiritual existence. vile terrorists promises carnal pleasure in afterlife. this is how we are same. you and i. both loathing the vile lies of the terrorists that claim to do will of allah.

[Jonathan Clement]

It's a shame that you weren't one of them.

Don't even JOKE about that!

Don't blame muslims for 9/11, blame terrorists

Do you honestly think that some guys just got up one day and said "Hey, I think I'm gonna go fly some planes into a building and attribute it to islam!"?

[Dimnos]

It's a shame that you weren't one of them.

:lol

[Jonathan Clement]

Oh, thanks guys! Now I have to make multiple posts when I see the messages updated! You never THOUGHT of that, did you?

i adamantly condemned atrocity of 9/11. islam thrives on the word of allah as given by muhammad. i have always found it shameful so many think physical desire exists in spiritual existence. vile terrorists promises carnal pleasure in afterlife. this is how we are same. you and i. both loathing the vile lies of the terrorists that claim to do will of allah.

READ THE QUARAN.

[The Leader]

You should probably read it too.

[ZeldaQueen]

Do you honestly think that some guys just got up one day and said "Hey, I think I'm gonna go fly some planes into a building and attribute it to islam!"?

More like an underground group of extremist Muslims waited for years blaming America for various hardships to the point in which they said "If we did this, maybe it will make things better for Islam!", without actually realizing how nasty or horrid their actions were.

Consider the people who bomb abortion clinics in the name of Christianity. Do you blame all Christians for those? No. Just because a bunch of wingnuts on the fringe decide to do something horrible doesn't mean everyone in that group agrees with it.

[Jonathan Clement]

More like an underground group of extremist Muslims waited for years blaming America for various hardships to the point in which they said "If we did this, maybe it will make things better for Islam!", without actually realizing how nasty or horrid their actions were.

Consider the people who bomb abortion clinics in the name of Christianity. Do you blame all Christians for those? No. Just because a bunch of wingnuts on the fringe decide to do something horrible doesn't mean everyone in that group agrees with it.

I get where you're coming from, but the point is is that Religions POISONS minds, and moderates are just enablers. Religion infects people with this idea hell, the most vile, despicable concept to ever come of the the mind of man, in addition to this reward of heaven. Religion screws peoples morality. When you assume there's a blissful afterlife, morality makes no sense, and that's why atheists make up the tiniest part of the prison population compared to the general population. An atheist knows that if he kills somebody, it CAN'T be undone! He KNOWS that if he commits a wrong, he can't seek the forgiveness of a God, only that persons forgiveness. Religion only demeans life and tells us that this life is something to be hated and despised.

So, no, religion IS the problem. Not the people.

[RaNkeri]

Do you honestly think that some guys just got up one day and said "Hey, I think I'm gonna go fly some planes into a building and attribute it to islam!"?

You can't judge the whole muslim world because of the actions of few.

By your logic it would be right for us to hate all the germans because they were responsible for the holocaust during WW2.

Or if a black person kills a white person it would be right to judge every black person in the world as a murderer and condemn them.

Or judge every american as a child killer and torturer because of what some of US soldiers have done.

You're fucking retarded

[The Leader]

So, no, religion IS the problem. Not the people.
For some reason I don’t see how people of God who only live to help their fellow man without passing judgment is a bad thing.

[Pub Lover]

without actually realizing how nasty or horrid their actions were.
They weren't bad people, just misled? I do nasty and horrid things because I like doing nasty and horrid things.

religion IS the problem. Not the people.
Even without religion there will still be greed and anger and jealousy. Few are the crimemakers that consider forgiveness from their God as they commit the crime.

[Ayatollah]

qur'an tells us that if we are righteous in this life we will find companions in afterlife. some who would wish others to their will twist this into the meaning of carnal pleasure.

religions are not poison jonathan. they are beautiful teachings try to promote greatness. infidels twist teachings of allah to trick their own mind and minds of others to justify their actions.

atheists are cowards who try hide from duty and more sad themselves. your logic suggest atheists could kill indeterminately without fear of punishment in afterlife. after all in this life we are but specks of dust in the cosmos.

[Dimnos]

Consider the people who bomb abortion clinics in the name of Christianity. Do you blame all Christians for those? No. Just because a bunch of wingnuts on the fringe decide to do something horrible doesn't mean everyone in that group agrees with it.

JC probably blames the babies for being conceived in the first place. I mean if they hadnt decided to grow there in the first place they wouldnt have been aborted. JC is a baby hater. >:

[Guitar Woman]

http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/9F0MXf2fXiI/hqdefault.jpg
What the fuck is up with that airline food?

I bet it's a secret plot by Christians to put observation chips into our hands and steal any potential mates I've been stalking!

[ZeldaQueen]

So, no, religion IS the problem. Not the people.
But it's people who start the religions. A religion begins when a person (or group of people) decide "This is how I think things went and how they ought to be". Then you get enough people to agree with it and it becomes a religion.

A religion is just an idea. Without people to think it up and follow it, a religion is nothing.

[Tadao]

ZQ. CHESS. NOW!

[LordSappington]

Be more specific!



Oh, that "racism" bullshit! Islam isn't a race! It's a RELIGION! Stop being so bloody self-righteous thinking that we should limit free speech and let Islam get away without being criticized!
So, calling people sand-n*****s isn't racist now? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING, HONKEY

[Pub Lover]

Come back when you have an insulting word for being white, Sapps. ;)

Haha, you can't because everyone knows being white is AWESOME!

[The Leader]

So, calling people sand-n*****s isn't racist now?

He edited that out of his post so he wouldn't offend anyone. :lol

[LordSappington]

I figured Wigger wasn't appropriate, since he probably hates blacks, too, and I'm not black enough to call him a cracker.
Also, inb4 white power. If you'll pardon the *chanspeak.

[Kilgore Cod]

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/1328/shamwowdouche.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Best one :<

[Tadao]

I call 4chan on you gay ass.

[LordSappington]

Hey hey, at least I keep the 4chan crap under check.

[Tadao]

I am awfully proud of you Sir Sap. But that holds no currency.

[Kilgore Cod]

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/4766/ed209vsdouchebag.jpg

[LordSappington]

Yeah, yeah, I'm sullied for life. :(

[ZeldaQueen]

ZQ. CHESS. NOW!
See my PM.

[LordSappington]

BATTLE CHESS
http://www.classicamiga.com/images/stories/jreviews/games/B/battlechess_knightvsbishop.PNG

[Tadao]

Tadao takes Queen. :hump

[LordSappington]

Sweet, pixelated goodness.

[Jonathan Clement]

I used "Sand ******s" to be as derogative as possible so that I can express my utter contempt. I did NOT edit my post. No, I do not hate blacks.

You'd be disgusted too, if you watched the entire world fall apart before your eyes. Fuck sakes, my step-dad randomly got the shit beat out of him for no reason in Vancouver!

[Guitar Woman]

Wait what the fuck?

Are you a batshit nuts conspiracy theorist or a batshit nuts republican?

These are mutually exclusive, pick one.

[Tadao]

Do you know what a back peddler is? Well it's you. Punk ass bitch puss.

[DevilWearsPrada]

my step-dad randomly got the shit beat out of him for no reason in Vancouver!

The reason is either divine intervention or natural selection

[Guitar Woman]

Those queens are stacked.

[Jonathan Clement]

The reason is either divine intervention or natural selection

I hope you have children with horrible deformities so we can see what you have to say about your precious "gene pool" then. Fuck this species. It's going to fucking destroy itself. That is inevitable.

[Tadao]

Hey fag, let me clue you in on something. Never mind. I really don't want you to know.

[Zhukov]

Jesus Jonathon Clemet, that's pretty harsh. Plus calling someone a sand-****** is a bit wrong too. No wonder your step-dad got the shit beaten out of him. Oh, and why was it your step-dad, real dad too good for you?

[DevilWearsPrada]

Because his biological father was the one who made him the foul tempered, mutated blob he is today, doomed to a life of sulking and cursing at the collective 'gene pool'.

[Shrubfest]

Oh man, this Clement guy is such a card!

And I never knew it was illegal to slander Islam in Britain. And I live there.

[Dimnos]

Why dont you start doing it here and now shrub. Just to prove him wrong.

[Kitsa]

JC, I watched some of your youtube stuff and the violent ("FUCKING!") anger in the rants comes off as a tad creepy. Hope that helps.

[LordSappington]

You'd be disgusted too, if you watched the entire world fall apart before your eyes. Fuck sakes, my step-dad randomly got the shit beat out of him for no reason in Vancouver!
Oh, be quiet. You're not important enough to warrant any dramatic monologues.
Also, just because your dad got gay-bashed in Canada doesn't mean the rest of the world is going completely to hell. It probably means he deserved it, or was a victim of being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Shit happens. Most people learn to deal with it, instead of developing an eating disorder and yelling on youtube.

[Chojin]

whomever moved this thread hates fun.

anyway, i changed clement's board skin to i-bapery, and it seems like it's intimidated him off the boards :<

[Dixie]

i was wondering why it was moved so soon.
this does eventually belong in backups though, it's a beautiful beautiful thread.

[Tadao]

I have been under Bape's subliminal influence since it was introduced.

[Kilgore Cod]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4458/cagevsdouche.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

This dude is the best thing since KK.

[Dimnos]

I had posted some nasty directions for Clement to follow but they were deleted when this thread was locked and moved. >: I really dont feel like repeating myself. So Clement if your balls ever do drop and you decide to come back and read any of this again... Just choke dude. Just choke and die.







On a dick.

[DevilWearsPrada]

And on that note, I leave you with a classic out of Johnathan Clement's portfolio of works

http://www.freewebs.com/jonathanclement/rand1.png

[Otto]

Dear Jonathan Clement,

Do you have trouble losing change and keys and shit in your neckfolds?

Sincerely,
Otto