Glowbelly Poetry

[kellychaos]

Would you read odes to you if we guys wrote them for you? Come on, am I right guys?!

[Emu]

NO

[glowbelly]

actually, i might :(

[kellychaos]

Anyone know a rhyme for "banana-clam"?

[ziggytrix]

is Roseannadanna close enough?

[kellychaos]

I could tell by the moistening of her banana-clam
She was a big Rosanne Rosannadanna fan
Quoth Glowbelly, "It's always something.
Now take off your underthings!"

[glowbelly]

banana-clam makes me think of ew.

[kellychaos]

In that brief stanza, I was trying to convey the empowerment and independence of women both in the bedroom and in the board room. You, Glowbelly, are a shining example of the modern uber-woman.

[glowbelly]

i feel like i'm being set up here

[Dole]

Its a trap! RUN!!

[kellychaos]

There once was a Glowbelly from Cleveland ....


giggle

[glowbelly]

i live in pennsburg, pa now >:

[kellychaos]

I don't know a rhyme for pennsburg, pa now! >:

[glowbelly]

then maybe you should just stop writing this poetry and let rez write me haikus instead >:

[kellychaos]

K :)

Odes are rather tedious anyway.

[McClain]

Fuck a rez haiku. I'll bring it:


Breakfast With You

Melting Pinkish Flesh
Dripping Down From Face To Table.
Care for cereal?

Japanese Snack Food

No Thanks, I'm Still Full.
Wasabi Out Of Your Ass?
Now You Are Talking!


Not Unless You Have Arms

Throw Me The Apple!
THROW THE FUCKIN APPLE BITCH!
Oh shit, yo! My bad.

[kellychaos]

New boy in the world
He is wearning five class rings
History is revealed

[executioneer]

Melting Pinkish Flesh
Dripping Down From Face To Table.
Care for cereal?


that's 5-8-5 >:

[Helm]

that is five - eight - five
I can never enjoy it
said haiku nazi

[FS]

Brain stolen from man
Rotting flesh in metal dome
Always I must kill

[kellychaos]

The unspoken love
Weakened, your name shudders out
Juicy canteloupe

[glowbelly]

i should really start
making recordings of these
here lovely haikus