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DamnthatDavid
Aug 15th, 2005, 02:53 AM
Well, I have tried the working world with a AAT degree... and it sucks.

So I shall return to college, a real college, one that actually has females. (Tech School Grad). I submited my application to the glorious Eastern Washington University, which I doubt anyone has ever heard of. Yet, they must be cool, check out this logo:

http://www.webdelsol.com/CWP/Eastern_Washington_University/EWUEagleEasternRed.jpg

It's fucking amazing. And if you look real close, you might be able to see something that looks strangely letter like. To the trained eye, you might be able to see the letters E. W. and U. Which also happens to be the aconym for Eastern Washington University. Wow.

The decision came suddenly after a weekend of Dirtbiking, and shooting all sorts of firearms in this lovely place called the Quarry. Someone told me the place was a old quarry that people strip mined.
Now, the shooting got my blood pumping, and I figured, "hell, I'm a republican, what else can a patriotic anti-liberal, gun nut, republican do?" the answer, not so much as slapped me, but kicked me in the nuts. Join the ROTC at a college. So that is it.

Marc Summers
Aug 15th, 2005, 03:28 AM
It can't compare to my mascot:
http://www.admissions.uci.edu/IMAGES/peter_sh.jpg
ALL HAIL THE ANTEATER

Also we don't have much crime because Irvine is full of Asians and rich old people (there is some overlapping).

Chojin
Aug 15th, 2005, 04:42 PM
that logo is incredible

Gurlugon
Aug 15th, 2005, 05:55 PM
them differentiating the colors is the only clue i had of some hidden meaning

Spectre X
Aug 15th, 2005, 06:21 PM
Man, that logo is just swooping down on someone whose shit it will ruin but good.

My mind is completely blown.

Copywritten
Aug 15th, 2005, 06:36 PM
the logo sucks compared to spectre x's avatar.

i suggest a you find a new college.

Supafly345
Aug 15th, 2005, 09:04 PM
This school doesn't have powows around totem poles in place of class discussion does it...

Matt Harty
Aug 16th, 2005, 02:45 PM
guys did anybody see the logo its mind boggling!

Copywritten
Aug 16th, 2005, 03:25 PM
Matt Harty = Matt harDy
>:

ScruU2wice
Aug 16th, 2005, 03:56 PM
our mascot is far more creative

http://www.vcsa.uic.edu/NR/rdonlyres/090573C6-B1A2-4533-BCB3-104E632B92CF/0/sparky2.jpg

Matt Harty
Aug 16th, 2005, 05:46 PM
Matt Harty = Matt harDy
>:

THA FUCK YOU SAY?

Copywritten
Aug 16th, 2005, 08:18 PM
you think u can steal names from WWF wrestlers?

not on my watch.

glowbelly
Aug 16th, 2005, 09:57 PM
UH OH SEE YOU IN MOCKWARS MATT HARTY >: :eek

AChimp
Aug 17th, 2005, 08:44 AM
300KB signatures annoy me. >:

Matt Harty
Aug 17th, 2005, 11:32 AM
DID HE JUST PULL THE WRESTLER JOKE? I DIDNT EVEN LOOK BECAUSE I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE AND I WANTED TO SAVE HIS LIFE.

ziggytrix
Aug 17th, 2005, 12:27 PM
If you could call it a joke.

I'm just hoping against hope that the next time this moron decides to get high off duster he accidentally asphyxiates.

DamnthatDavid
Aug 18th, 2005, 02:48 AM
no one is that lucky :(

Dr. V
Aug 18th, 2005, 04:13 AM
300KB signatures annoy me. >:

You have powers, change it.