Pokemon saved my penis!

[Rosenstern]

The other day, I was thinking about how much of my late childhood I spent on pokemon, and realized something important. If I had not been focusing on pokemon from age 10-13, I would have been mastubating. Had I been masturbating all the time I was focusing on pokemon, I would have tore my dick off. With that, I can safely say that Pokemon has saved my dick. Thank you, Pokemon! Thank you. :rock

PS: There is a 99% chance that in in the following posts, the phrase "OMG rosenstern has a dick?!" will appear at least 7 times.

PPS: Hey RoG! You really need a masturbating emoticon on the list, man! These are HARD times!

[EverythingWillSuck]

But what if you were masturbating to the show? :(

http://www.animateddreams.net/pgroup5.jpg

Because we all know that no man, woman, or child can resist Brock's tempting eyebrows.

[Rosenstern]

Funny you should mantion that. The Japanese manga was fucking raunchy, man! I jerked to that stuff a LOT, in between Pokemon Stadium sessions!

[Marc Summers]

um what

[EisigerBiskuit]

This is even more embarressing then the time that I made a list of embarressing moments and messed it up.

[Mike P]

PPS: Hey RoG! You really need a masturbating emoticon on the list, man! These are HARD times!

There is one.

:wank

[Big McLargehuge]

Jesus Christ mike you are a fucking cunt.

[Rosenstern]

PPS: Hey RoG! You really need a masturbating emoticon on the list, man! These are HARD times!

There is one.

:wank

Ah, Yes! I was too drunk last night to realize what it was. Once again, my bad.
:wank :wank :wank :rock

[ArrowX]

shut up.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

OMG rosenstern has a pokemon?!

[Rosenstern]

shut up.

Hey! It's not my fault if you're not one of the many who want to learn of my masturbatory practices! Screws you, man! The world needs to know! The world wants to know! And here you are trynig to impede worldly progress! Therefore, I feel confident in saying:
"No, you shut up!" :die

[Marc Summers]

shut up just SHUT UP

[Rosenstern]

shut up just SHUT UP

Okay, I think it's pretty much abundantly apparent that this entire thread, from its inception, was meant to be nothing more than a breeding ground of stupidity and moral abasement. If that tain't yo thing, then don't read this fucking thread anymore.
:wank :wank :wank :wank :rock

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

OMG dick has a rosenstern?!

[Jeff The Ninja]

I Can Safely say that masterbation is the greatest thing that was unintentionally given to man. Now if you will excuse me, i just watched two hours of sailor moon and I got a Fucking Hardon Like you wouldnt Believe :wank

[Supafly345]

Its actually much healthier to rip your dick off in furious masterbation than to watch Pokemon.

[bigtimecow]

:attention :megaphone

you're gay

[EverythingWillSuck]

Its actually much healthier to rip your dick off in furious masterbation than to watch Pokemon.

If you ripped it off TO Pokemon? :eek

[Supafly345]

Then we hope the intestines came along with it.

[mmmcdaniel]

i am with my kind. i am content :bow

[Guitar Woman]

Thanks for bumping the thread you fuck

[Skulhedface]

There's something seriously wrong with the world if both ArrowX and BigTimeBANNED can tell someone to shut up without being told to do so themselves.

Sometimes I wonder when the next Jim Jones will show up and hope you three are the suggestible type.