Macdonalds Conspiracy

[lumpisan]

Dudes, hello. I work at a Macdonalds. Not by choice. The food sucks, and the pepole suck. And it really sucks to have a bunch of hicks screaming for hamburgers in your ear all night. Oh and by th way.... WE HAVE MODERN TECHNOLOGY, DO NOT YELL AT THE FUKiNg BOX DAMMIT!! im tired of my ears bleeding due to a person who hasnt been to macdonalds since the 70s. But I degress. I have always thought that mac donalds was trying to turn us all into fat bastards so they could take us over whene were to fat and then scoop us up Soylent Green style and make food out of us and sell us to the Ugoslavians. But i had no proof.... until yesterday.... and go to a macdonals if u dont believe me. A SOUBLE CHEESEBUrGER IS MORE THAN A REGLAR CHEESEBURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY LIKE 20 CENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Emu]

Since this is a thread about McDonald's I'll add my own input

There's a church behind my house that was sold over the summer and now it's being torn down and replaced by one of those huge McDonalds'. >:

[lumpisan]

Since this is a thread about McDonald's I'll add my own input

There's a church behind my house that was sold over the summer and now it's being torn down and replaced by one of those huge McDonalds'. >: AGGH!!!! THEYVE TAKEN VER OUR RELIGION AND THEY ARE TRYUING TO OVER THROW JESUS!!!!!! NO FREAKING GOVERNMENT, THEY WANTA BE GOD!!!!!!!

[Emu]

only one exclaimation point is necessary thank you

[carnage]

What is with all the cap locks

[xbxDaniel]

I only have one :(

[lumpisan]

What is with all the cap locks the conspiracy is being unraveled........and i didnt ralixe the caplock was on. :melt

[ScruU2wice]

. Oh and by th way.... WE HAVE MODERN TECHNOLOGY, DO NOT YELL AT THE FUKiNg BOX DAMMIT!! im tired of my ears bleeding due to a person who hasnt been to macdonalds since the 70s.

Yeah that was a nice Dane Cook joke..

[lumpisan]

. Oh and by th way.... WE HAVE MODERN TECHNOLOGY, DO NOT YELL AT THE FUKiNg BOX DAMMIT!! im tired of my ears bleeding due to a person who hasnt been to macdonalds since the 70s.

Yeah that was a nice Dane Cook joke.. I heard it to, but I seriously mean it. I work in drivethrough, and we have very sensitive mics...... and out of nowere, a person comes who screams so loud at the box that we can hear it inside, and its amplified x3 into my ears.... my ears really did bleed once rom that ......

[MetalMilitia]

I once spent three days unraveling the rich tapestry that is a McDonalds conspiracy.

Not really. :(

[lumpisan]

I once spent three days unraveling the rich tapestry that is a McDonalds conspiracy.

Not really. :( not a, THE!!!!!!

[Emu]

only one exclaimation point is necessary thank you

[xbxDaniel]

McDonalds in Kentucky are starting to sell fried chicken. There's more than one fucking conspiracy. At least the hot dog thing never really kicked off.

[lumpisan]

McDonalds in Kentucky are starting to sell fried chicken. There's more than one fucking conspiracy. At least the hot dog thing never really kicked off. yeah, thank god for that...... im sure they were made of grass, crickets and anthrax.

[MetalMilitia]

yea FUCK hotdogs! >:

[sadie]

how fitting that someone who works at mcdonald's can't spell mcdonald's.

[maggiekarp]

I don't really go to McDonald's, and the last time I went I had chicken mcnuggets and they tasted different. So they changed the one thing that was good about McDonald's :(

[MetalMilitia]

how fitting that someone who works at mcdonald's can't spell mcdonald's.

Mabey he wrote it phonetically so people who had never seen the word McDonalds would understand his topic.



:/

[Schimid]

Hey yeah, mabey. Mabey.

McDonalds is delicious.

[AChimp]

So, uh... who's forcing you to work at McDonald's?

[Emu]

the man

[Juttin]

the man

FIGHT THE POWER! :blackfist

[Cosmo Electrolux]

So, uh... who's forcing you to work at McDonald's?

http://tommyschultz.com/images/tn-jungle-trek/evil-ronald.jpg

[Emu]

"I got everything you need right here, fattie"

[kahljorn]

I always thought the conspiracy was to make us fat then charge us out the ass for diet pills and fat reducing surgeries.

[Bod]

I hate McDonalds with so much fury I could pass out. So many unhealthy people I know who try to follow a healthy diet in the unlikely hope that they will lose weight because they falter and go to McDonalds 'for a treat', FOR A TREAT?!!! Why for the love of all that is good in the world could anyone think that eating in that cess-pit of human depravity is a treat? It's not food, it's filler.

What is wrong with folk that they think eating flavoured dung is somehow pleasurable? What went wrong? What happened to flavour, texture and just the sheer joy or eating food. These people just wolf that shite down their throats without it touching the sides and then say 'Ooh, I could just eat another'. And then they moan that they're fat.

[MarioRPG]

It's weird, McDonalds tastes like crap, but I'll still eat it on the occasion.

MIND CONTROL I TELLS YA.

[MLE]

........and i didnt ralixe the caplock was on. :melt

just in case you all missed this gem

[xbxDaniel]

Hey Mario, could you check your messages man?

McDonalds is just gross. I went into one to get some coke and I couldn't stay in the place long enough to get a cup, I started to gag before I even made it to the counter. I wonder when they'll put in the moving sidewalks for their customers.

[MarioRPG]

........and i didnt ralixe the caplock was on. :melt

just in case you all missed this gem
That just made my day. Again.

[Bod]

Mind control indeed. People I used to consider bright and decent actually take their children to that place. WHY?! 'Ooh little Johnny, if ya do ya homework you can be fed offal mushed in lard with heaps of sugar and salt, served in lashings of day-glo chemical sauce. Smashing, why don't you just stick your kids heads down a sewer and be done? What decent parent thinks they're feeding young minds let alone bodies in a productive and loving manner? This is cruelty. Why don't they just reward their kids with alcohol and cigarettes and give up all hope of an enjoyable life for their offspring? Bastards.

[MarioRPG]

What decent parent thinks they're feeding young minds let alone bodies in a productive and loving manner?
What's worse is parents that think this is a decent meal. Far too many.

[Bod]

I have a friend in Milwaukee who's a manager of a pizza hut. She actually gets parents phoning up and bitching because the pizza delivery is late. They try to lay on a guilt trip that their kids are starving waiting for said food. Jesus Christ, how dare they attempt to make anyone else feel guilty cos they aren't capable of cooking a meal (let alone a healthy meal) for their kids. So many people should be spayed. Apparently these are some of the most regular customers. Not that pizza hut is anyway near as bad as McDonald's, but it's still junk.

[MarioRPG]

Yeah, it's not like it's fair for someone that is a lazy/incompetent (pick one) parent to blame someone else for not making an effort. :/

[MLE]

i'm not saying the food isn't crap, but they are paying for that service. it's their right as a customer to lodge a complaint where they see fit. that's just how company to client goes regardless of how bad the product is.

[MarioRPG]

Still, people should be more patient, even if they ordered crap.

[Schimid]

I think I am the only person on the entire Internet that thinks that a large Double Quarter-Pounder (no pickles, no onions) meal is awesome AND cheap.

I'm 5'10" and weigh around 155, just for the record >:

[Bod]

I don't doubt that the delivery should turn up on time. And that a customer has a right to complain about tardiness. By all means make the staff feel guilty for being piss-poor at their jobs, but don't dare try to lay on the guilt 'because of the children', when they as parents should be feeling far more guilt.

[Bod]

I think I am the only person on the entire Internet that thinks that a large Double Quarter-Pounder (no pickles, no onions) meal is awesome AND cheap.


I can only make presumptions that like many Americans and Europeans that your palette has been ruined by a lifetime of too much junk. It's not impossible to stay slim on such a diet, especially if still young. But if one lives entirely on this crap, obesity is only one small side effect. My lodger is skinny and hasn't met a vegetable that wasn't on a pizza in her entire lifetime. She's very sluggish though, inactive, low concentration span and not very bright. I don't blame this all on junk, but it's a key factor of a shit lifestyle.

[kahljorn]

Starvation takes a few days to die from. I used to be a waiter ;( I know these kinds of things.

[AChimp]

Sometimes I eat at McDonald's twice in one day. :yum

[sadie]

i vote for more mcdonald's threads if only bod will post in them. :P

[Bod]

i vote for more mcdonald's threads if only bod will post in them. :P

Bring it on!

[lumpisan]

Whew, I am back. Okay, now for my responses....... first, i like to spell it like Macdonalds because I think it looks cooler. Two, I am being forced to work at mcdonalds by the demons that live inside of my mind.

And to Bod...... You Rock so hard that if a person whos not cool read this there eyes would melt like so much grease in a fryulator. Oh, and if you think mcdonalds is healthy because you're a dumb fuck, go look near the dumpesters: we have a huge bin that we put our grease into. Its usually halfway full( or empty for you emo folk) . Thats one weeks worth of grease.

Oh, and thanks to fat pepole makeing burgers with like 7 peices of meat, We DONT EVEN GET FREE FOOD! Damn you fat pepole! You all need to be melted down for fertilizer so e can grow healthy food dammit!

[lumpisan]

DAMN YOU MCDONALDS!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!! Although, your powerranger toys do kick ass.

[Alive]

Face it, the stuff's like crack.

[Bod]

Ah no, crack doesn't vlog up your arteries and make you fat.

[Supafly345]

I've never not disagreed more than I am with Bod in this thread.

[Bod]

yes

[liquidstatik]

McDonalds tastes good to me. :o

[TwinkieFace]

Jesus christ now I won't be able to use exclamation points for a week since you've been hoarding them all

thanks alot jerk >:



Ok but seriously, to the topic of mcdonalds

I always thought the conspiracy was to make us fat then charge us out the ass for diet pills and fat reducing surgeries.

Didn't they use to sell workout clothes?

[Bod]

McDonalds tastes good to me. :o

As I said before,I can only make presumptions that like many Americans and Europeans that your palette has been ruined by a lifetime of too much junk. This is the only reason that McDonalds can taste good to you.

[Archduke Tips]

McDonalds has made great strides in improving the quality of their food.

Also, if you look at some of the internation McDonalds, they have some amazing menus.

[Bod]

You can improve dog-do all you like, it's still a pile of crap. They've only extended their menus slightly and they're all still full of additives and fat.

[Jomb]

McDonalds is a conspiracy.. one vaster than we'll ever know. They have a top-secret underground base where Ronald lives. Its from here that he plots world-domination. Mayor McCheese is only a figure-head, a yes-man bought and sold by the Machivellian Ronald. The Ham-Burglar is actually an assassin sent out by Ronald to murder anyone who gets in his way. Grimace is not actually one person, but the name of a new species genetically-engineered in the underground lab. They have entire pastures full of grazing Grimaces down there, they are like cattle, and they are the source of the meat in McDonald's food. Birdy is just the hyper-active and spastically moronic product of eating too much Grimace meat.

(that was actually to be the plot of my second hack, it was going to be of McDonaldland, but when i discovered the text to be compressed in that ROM i made Little Remo instead.)

[red8ge]

you see the movie supersize me? if you didn't there was this one guy talking about having kids remember, tha happy meal, the warmfeeling, being there with your parents. that stays with you and you'll remember those feelings and keep going back.

[Bod]

My parents loved me so they never took me there.

[Archduke Tips]

So then if you never go there, why are you qualified to talk about the food served at McDonalds?

[Alive]

I used the example "crack" as in that's how bad some people's addiction with fast food get's (and that's sad) as i can remember i never really liked fast food much as a kid myself beside's pizza. but .99 cent double cheese burger's do make it an easier solution for lunch (and snack) not to mention wendy's dollar menu. and there lies the problem because when they were still 1.79 a few year's ago i would have had to have an urge for a Mcdonald's double cheese burger because i would have just gone to burger king anyway's :)

[AChimp]

There's nothing wrong with eating fast food in moderation. It's not going to kill you any faster than the shit in the air you breathe everyday.

[Seven Force]

Or in everything else. :chatter

[MetalMilitia]

I heard that in some extreme cases bicycling can lead to cancer.

[Dr. Boogie]

you see the movie supersize me? if you didn't there was this one guy talking about having kids remember, tha happy meal, the warmfeeling, being there with your parents. that stays with you and you'll remember those feelings and keep going back.

Oh yeah, that movie was mind-blowing. Before it came out, I had no idea that fast food was unhealthy. I was disappointed to learn that the creator has less success with his follow-up film, "Smokescreen", in which he shows that smoking can be hazardous to your help. Still, I have high hopes for his next film "Shocking!", in which he shows audiences the dangers of sticking a fork in an electrical outlet.

[maggiekarp]

I used to eat at McDonalds all the time as a child, but I still loved veggies. And not just the ones smothered in cheese :(

I agree that McDonalds is crap, but alot of it is strangely tasty crap. Would people become addicted to it if they didn't like the way it tasted?

[Seven Force]

Oh yeah, that movie was mind-blowing. Before it came out, I had no idea that fast food was unhealthy. I was disappointed to learn that the creator has less success with his follow-up film, "Smokescreen", in which he shows that smoking can be hazardous to your help. Still, I have high hopes for his next film "Shocking!", in which he shows audiences the dangers of sticking a fork in an electrical outlet.

i see what you did there

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I haven't eaten at a Mcds in years. Why torture yourselves?

[Bod]

So then if you never go there, why are you qualified to talk about the food served at McDonalds?

I went there as a teenager thinking it was good. Then my first boyfriend's parents used to take us there thinking it was a treat. I soon realised it wasn't. There's so much info out there about how shit McDonalds is, you don't need to eat there to know it.

I agree that McDonalds is crap, but alot of it is strangely tasty crap. Would people become addicted to it if they didn't like the way it tasted?


Good food is not and should not be addictive! Come on, have you never been to a decent restaurant where you had a real good meal? I'm sure you didn't feel the need to eat more and more of it only hours afterwards. Fast food is addictived not due to the taste but the high sugar and salt contents.

[the_dudefather]

heres a tip:

you dont have to eat at mcDonalds.

unless of course you are HORRIBLY ADDDICTED beyond recovery because they got you HOOKED as a kid. its all mcdonalds fault, im the victim etc.

[Geggy]

I've read the book "fast food nation. I've seen the movie "supersize me". I read all of Bod's posts in this thread. I've worked in a McDonald's for 3 years. I've had numorous philisophical/political/conspiracy discussion on fast food joints over the years. Yet I still eat at Mcdonald's to this day.

:love one dollar menu :love

[MrAdventure]

jesus mc 900 foot jesus has really let himself go haha

[Womti]

Yet I still eat at Mcdonald's to this day.

yeah, gee, you'd never guess from the looks of your avatar. :/

[sadie]

way to get it, dale.

[The One and Only...]

The problem is that food, literally, forms addictions. So if you've been eating double cheeseburgers, you're going to want to continue. Of course, the industry plays off of this, but there is healthy fast food out there for those who look for it.

There are some things I just can't eat anymore. Many sodas I used to drink all the time now feel like burning acid going down my throat. Certain deserts are just too rich for me to handle. Quite a few brands of fries just lack any taste beyond grease. It kinda sickens me to think about my old eating habits.

[Seven Force]

<<<<A joke about OAO goes here>>>>

[Womti]

>>>yet Seven Force is so unfunny he cant think of one<<<

[Supafly345]

<<I AM FAT>>

[Juttin]

Yet I still eat at Mcdonald's to this day.

yeah, gee, you'd never guess from the looks of your avatar. :/


Yes,because we all know that Geggy is the fat guy on Bloodhound Gang's Hefty Fine CD.....

[Matt Harty]

They're always there for you whenever you're hungry! No matter where you're located there's a Mc Donalds 1 Mile from you.

[maggiekarp]

Good food is not and should not be addictive! Come on, have you never been to a decent restaurant where you had a real good meal? I'm sure you didn't feel the need to eat more and more of it only hours afterwards. Fast food is addictived not due to the taste but the high sugar and salt contents.

I'm not saying McDonalds is good food, I'm saying that sugar and salt are tasty to people. You use them to season good food, but too much is definately bad. White powders, y'know.

Also, Chinese restaurants have good food and people get hungry for it an hour later. But I guess that doesn't work for the argument if you just eat sweet and sour stuff and egg rolls(sugar and salt!) but what about stuff like mushrooms and sushi?

[Matt Harty]

If you saw what they cook mc donalds burgers in, i'm not sure why you wouldn't at least side with BK for your fast food cravings.

[liquidstatik]

Actually, it was pretty gross when I worked at BK. When the truck brought in all the food boxes, half of them would come in dented up, or with holes in them. About half the meat we cooked had been freezer burned or whatever. And, they told us that if we drop a pattie, to just wash it in the sink because they didn't want to record it as waste. :/

[Matt Harty]

Well i'm a Dominoes/KFC guy myself :(

[MetalMilitia]

I ate KFC today!!!

[Womti]

They're always there for you whenever you're hungry! No matter where you're located there's a Mc Donalds 1 Mile from you.

yeah, even when you're 400 pounds overweight, THEY'RE THERE FOR YOU. :(

[MetalMilitia]

you should know >:

[Womti]

actually, I am just overly disgusted by morbidly obese people, as they tend to not only be perverts, but also happen to be thoroughly disgusting as well. myself, I am quite thin.

[Fathom Zero]

I make good fried chicken. I'd rather eat Burger King than McDonald's, because, from what I've seen, they're equally disgusting and it really comes down to taste. I used to work at a KFC where the manager smoked pot and we'd pick up chicken that fell on the floor and put it in the "special" tray. Whenever we'd get a customer that was acting like a dick, he'd get a bucket of chicken made special with love.

[MetalMilitia]

actually, I am just overly disgusted by morbidly obese people, as they tend to not only be perverts, but also happen to be thoroughly disgusting as well. myself, I am quite thin.

What about Santa, are you trying to say he's a PERVERT? Or fat Albert? Or... that other fat one on TV.

[Matt Harty]

actually, I am just overly disgusted by morbidly obese people, as they tend to not only be perverts, but also happen to be thoroughly disgusting as well. myself, I am quite thin.

You're fucking ignorant.

[Womti]

no, I'm not.

[Matt Harty]

oh ok

[sadie]

um. yes, dale. i hate to break it to you, but you are indeed ignorant.

[Womti]

no, I'm not.

no, I'm NOT.

[GADZOOKS]

Dale, was your abusive father fat, is that why you hate them?

[Womti]

actually, yes. but no, the fatness is only visual. I hate fat people because they're too lazy to date so they sit around jerking off in their apartments and spend all their time in public eating and staring at anything female like its the god damn antichrist fuck >:





EDIT: no, my father wasnt abusive. just oblivious.

[MetalMilitia]

Just because you enjoyed it it does not make it non-abusive. :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

no, my father wasnt abusive. just oblivious.

oblivious to the fact he was beating you

[Matt Harty]

And Dale since you seem to be a male model, i'm sure everyone looks forward to seeing your pic in the PYOP thread.

[Womti]

as soon as I get a camera. as to whether or not I am a "male model", you can all decide whether or not you think so. I dont intend to post any pictures until the next secret santa event anyway.

[GADZOOKS]

You won't stick around that long.

[sadie]

no, I'm NOT.
denial is yet another sure sign.

[maggiekarp]

Dale likes fat people porn :o

[Skulhedface]

My lighter is out of fluid and I'm forced to light my cigarettes with a fireplace lighter.

It's offtopic but it's much more interesting than Dale.

[Womti]

so have you burned your face yet or WHAT
for serious :x

[Skulhedface]

Don't speak.

It scares the children.

[Womti]

and your sig reeks of perversion. >: