My sister on Oprah.

[Miss Modular]

My sister will be on Oprah.

Check your local listings for showtimes.

[MarioRPG]

Oh yay! I never miss an Episode of Oprah. I'm SO tuning in.

[Terra]

I'm waiting for Oprah to come on now. Are they going to introduce her as "Miss Modular's Sister?"

[Mockery]

Surely you instructed your sister to kick Oprah in the crotch and then hold up a sign that reads "www.i-mockery.com rules!" until the security guards tackle her... right?

[Terra]

So far Oprah received a look alike Barbie doll. Your sis is on tomorrow.

[Miss Modular]

Surely you instructed your sister to kick Oprah in the crotch and then hold up a sign that reads "www.i-mockery.com rules!" until the security guards tackle her... right?

Crap! I forgot about that one. Actually, I was hoping for my sister to relay to Oprah a message from Zod. But I forgot.

Yes. She'll be on Tuesday.

[Miss Modular]

Well, my sister's appearance on Oprah was short. However, the local ABC affiliate did a feature story on her.

Go to http://www.13wham.com/ scroll down, and click on "Fairport Teacher, Guest on Oprah".

[Guitar Woman]

was she the teacher who got her husband to marry her by making Rachael Ray's love pasta?

[Miss Modular]

Yep!

[Guitar Woman]

That burger segment made me want to go on a road trip all the way to florida so I could eat the number 1 hamburger in the country.

In fact, I think I'll make that the bulk of my spring break.

[xbxDaniel]

That's a damn long time to be eating some meat.

[Guitar Woman]

I think the trip would also take a little while. I am on the other side of the country, you know.

[xbxDaniel]

As long as you make a photobook out of your wild and crazy adventure about eating the number 1 burger and share it with us at I-mock, I encourage you to go.

[Guitar Woman]

Then again, it would take more than a week to get there by car so I think I'd have to fly in or something :(

[MetalMilitia]

Pfft, so long as you get into all manner of zany hijynics along the way it will fly by.

[Guitar Woman]

I don't care how long it takes me because I love roadtrips more than any normal person should. However, spring break is only a week long so I would have to get to florida in three days, eat the burger on the fourth, then drive all the way back to portland in the last three. :(

[Terra]

Yeah but think of the assload of hamburgers you can eat between the time spent on the road. :)

[MetalMilitia]

I don't care how long it takes me because I love roadtrips more than any normal person should. However, spring break is only a week long so I would have to get to florida in three days, eat the burger on the fourth, then drive all the way back to portland in the last three. :(

Well if teen comedies staring annoying loosers are anything to go by, spring break should be spent on a beach having sex - not eating burgers. :/

[executioneer]

she could compromise and have sex with burgers