NEW MINIMOCK: "HORRIBLE HULK PLUSH TOYS!" [Archive]

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Mockery

Mar 2nd, 2006, 02:10 AM

During a recent search for an Incredible Hulk toy that I had taken a photo of, I discovered a disturbing trend of poorly constructed Hulk plush toys, some of which barely even looked like him. So, I did what any sensible person would do... I created a gallery of the most amusing ones I've found so far!

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/boxes/incredible-hulk-toys-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/incredible-hulk-toys)
NEW MINIMOCK: "THE INCREDIBLE HULK AND THE TOYS THAT MAKE HIM ANGRY!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/incredible-hulk-toys

Enjoy!

Poringez

Mar 2nd, 2006, 02:47 PM

the green shlong thing really freaked me out...those crazy italians *slaps knee* HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK

red8ge

Mar 2nd, 2006, 02:55 PM

It just goes to show as long as it's green and frowning, it's the hulk. :/

mburbank

Mar 2nd, 2006, 03:02 PM

that was HILLARIOUS!!

I have always rejected the very notion of the plsuh superhero toy, and have never really even looked at them closely. I don't even have any in my massive action figure collection. Okay, one Batman. But now I see how very wrong I am.

Thanks RoG, for showing me I was wrong.

NES Boy

Mar 2nd, 2006, 03:39 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/incredible-hulk-toys/3.jpg

Y'know, that looks a bit like Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1b/Tv_family_guy_peter_hulk_green.jpg/320px-Tv_family_guy_peter_hulk_green.jpg

Doesn't it?

pjalne

Mar 2nd, 2006, 03:47 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/incredible-hulk-toys/12.jpg

http://i2.tinypic.com/outc1l.jpg

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

MarioRPG

Mar 2nd, 2006, 04:11 PM

The very idea that the hulk has a plush form is hilarious on it's own.

Poringez

Mar 2nd, 2006, 04:51 PM

I don't even have any in my massive action figure collection. Okay, one Batman. is that the batman forever plush, if so i have a batman forever plush batman... yay

darkvare

Mar 2nd, 2006, 06:59 PM

Staxeon

Mar 3rd, 2006, 06:50 AM

The Hulk is just angry his agent didn't get him a bigger cut on all this merch they're pushing in his visage.

Mockery

Mar 3rd, 2006, 02:40 PM

this is great work but i'm sure not only hulk has ugly toys. what about making some articles about other crappy toys. just last week i saw some cool starwars knockoffs, with light axes not light sabers, axes . :lol
Don't worry, when I was doing this piece I already had planned on doing some followups, I just gotta take the time to look for the stuff. There's a whole wide world o' plush toys out there, and lots of them are absurdly awful.

Anyway, thanks for the comments all, glad ya dig the gallery.

Oh and lol @ pjalne :P

Pharaoh

Mar 3rd, 2006, 05:07 PM

Hey, this one looks like mbutwank! :lol

http://i2.tinypic.com/qnwrrl.jpg

mburbank

Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:05 PM

Wow. You can photoshop boobs. A guy who can photoshop boobs will NEVER run out of masturbation material. Good luck with the blisters!

Guitar Woman

Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:07 PM

What the hell is with all the NSFW shit lately?
I almost got in trouble for that and the pickleman thing :(

Staxeon

Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:56 PM

Wow, hulk/max's got a nice rack.