It's my BIRTHDAY on wednsday

[Guitar Woman]

What did you guys get me >:

[Emu]

red mega man

[Esuohlim]

In a few more years you'll be old enough to vote

[Terra]

You want some money? Gimme your address. I'll send money.

Oh. Happy Birthday on Wednesday.

[xbxDaniel]

Fuck, GW, if you post your address I will write you a letter, a friendly one too.

[WhiteRat]

Give me your address and if i'm not lazy I might send you something from Japan.

[Zomboid]

Give me your address and I will send you a bomb lolololol

[WhiteRat]

Give me your address and I will send you a bomb lolololol

Make sure that the package is ticking and has wires sticking out of it.

[xbxDaniel]

Happy Birthday

[nothing4buddha]

What did you guys get me >:

NOTHING >:

[sadie]

i was gonna say "exactly what you deserve," but "ditto" will work here.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

The male stripper I hired is at the door ;)

[Chojin]

I DON'T WISH BIRTHDAY TIDINGS ON JERSK

[executioneer]

HONKY BIRTHDAY (HONK HONK) :eek

[Sam]

I WILL WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE YOU BUY ME MY FUCKING T-SHIRT YOU SAID YOU WOULD BUY ME YOU BITCH >:

[xbxDaniel]

I made you a damn card GW and you're not even going to visit the boards, you insensitive jerk!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/B-DAYRESIZEGW.jpg

[Terra]

Mine is here. I'm not signing his card because I don't like him any more. >:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=402689#402689

[Marc Summers]

Wait so how old are you now

20 questions:

1. Is it more than 15?
2. Is it a prime number?
3. Is it less than 30?
4. Is it an even number?
5. Do its digits add up to a multiple of 3?
6. Is it divisible by 5?
7. Is it associated with something? (like 69 :o )
8. Is the first digit larger than the second one?
9. Can you flip the number and still have it be readable assuming that 10. you can't read upside-down?
11. If you subtract 82 from it, will the answer be -82?
12. Can you make the number with your hands without being one of those freaky hand manipulating professionals?
13. Can you now be considered "barely legal"?
14. How many countries is it legal for you to drink in now?



I'm going to stop and say 21 because this is getting gay >:

[Mad Melvin]

My birthday is next monday, but Im too modest to make a thread about it, so im just going to steal this thread right here.

[Terra]

Happy Birthday for Monday. We'll make a card for you too. I need to make note to do that on Monday.

[Sethomas]

The only thing important is the fact that Swamper's birthday is on Sunday.

[executioneer]

oh shit really :(

[Guitar Woman]

Gee thanks for all the NOTHING you sent me you fucking pricks >:
Except for xbx that was nice :(

[Emu]

hey bitch, i prayed to Ra for you

[Fathom Zero]

I psychokinetically hugged you from my terminal, did you feel it?
Happy One Day Late Birthday.

[Guitar Woman]

If you guys were really my friends you would've imported Metal Gear Solid Integral from Japan for me >:

[Terra]

Well WE did. But WE don't have your address.

And I made you a nice card too. Talk about a fucking kick in the teeth.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

What the fuck are you talking about!?!? I held Hideo hostage at gunpoint to get that game released for you in the US. Bastard. Of course now that I think of it......it was one of those Justifiers that you play Konami's Lethal Enforcers with.....

[Terra]

Yeah. What he said.

[Sethomas]

GW, I think our greatest gift to you was NOT giving whatever it is you want to you. You'll understand eventually.

[Marc Summers]

It's the gift of learning how to not get what you want
and KNOWLEDGE :themoreyouknow

[Sethomas]

I was going more for the slant that video games suck.