View Full Version : We should make clever, terse insults and share them!
Sethomas
Nov 7th, 2006, 05:53 PM
I used to insult people by throwing out words I knew they didn't understand, usually having nonsensical results. But it was fun! One example I remember, I think, was "dactylic haberdasher".
But earlier I realized that a good one would be "coprophagous fomite", which I really like now. The more obtuse, the better, I say. We should all share ours for future reference! Like, "halitosis-laden gong farmer".
FartinMowler
Nov 7th, 2006, 07:10 PM
How about,get bent you pompous tie spinning curly haired pipe smoking tea bagging, how many years have you been in College? yuppie piece of educated poop.
GADZOOKS
Nov 7th, 2006, 07:11 PM
yikes :eek
FartinMowler
Nov 7th, 2006, 07:15 PM
Thanks Seth I've been holding that in for a few years... :)
executioneer
Nov 7th, 2006, 07:17 PM
that wasn't very terse
Sethomas
Nov 8th, 2006, 12:23 AM
Fartin!!! I sang to you, don't you remember??
FartinMowler
Nov 8th, 2006, 08:03 AM
http://indymedia.us/icon/2005/09/10917.jpg
the_dudefather
Nov 8th, 2006, 08:40 AM
"Your mom's a fag"
seems to work on Xbox love
Crimson Ghost
Nov 8th, 2006, 02:56 PM
"Piss off, you bloody sod."
executioneer
Nov 8th, 2006, 03:10 PM
hydrocephalic assbag
RectalWart
Nov 8th, 2006, 03:46 PM
syphalitic douch-weasel.
Grislygus
Nov 8th, 2006, 03:58 PM
You carpetbagging haberdasher.
kahljorn
Nov 8th, 2006, 04:09 PM
Savage cuntley is my favorite :(
executioneer
Nov 8th, 2006, 05:44 PM
antediluvian fogey
executioneer
Nov 8th, 2006, 06:54 PM
PAIR O' PATHETIC PERIPATETICS
Emu
Nov 8th, 2006, 07:11 PM
decadent rat-groomer
Supafly345
Nov 8th, 2006, 07:51 PM
Uh, goths may think that is hard to understand and terse, but its just silly.
Grislygus
Nov 8th, 2006, 08:26 PM
PAIR O' PATHETIC PERIPATETICS
I do hope you all realize that this wins.
Zen444
Nov 9th, 2006, 06:05 AM
You're a dished up sowerkraut.
Dole
Nov 9th, 2006, 07:33 AM
MONGTACULAR GITSPAZ
die_coke
Nov 9th, 2006, 10:16 AM
terse (tûrs)
adj. ters·er, ters·est
Brief and to the point; effectively concise: a terse one-word answer.
ie: cunt
Mockery
Nov 9th, 2006, 10:57 AM
If you're going to insult somebody, chances are you think they're an idiot, so why insult them with words they'd have to look up in a dictionary? Insult them with something that they'll understand right there on the spot so you can have the pleasure of watching them cry before your very eyes, rather than when they get back home and look up what you said on dictionary.com. I'm not saying don't be creative with your insults; I just think that coming off like some thesaurus-hugging, holier-than-thou, supreme douche from Harvard can be just as bad as coming off as a toothless, uneducated, moonshine-swillin' redneck from the hills. In other words: find a nice middle ground.
Esuohlim
Nov 9th, 2006, 11:58 AM
Strong words coming from a boorish insipid gibbon!
Mockery
Nov 9th, 2006, 12:05 PM
Esuohlim, you ignorant slut.
die_coke
Nov 9th, 2006, 12:06 PM
Insulting people is so gay!! You're all so gay for doing this...
http://static.flickr.com/41/84162951_bdc7fe87bf_m.jpg
Mad Melvin
Nov 9th, 2006, 12:31 PM
oh I get it! you're being ironic! You crack me up diet soda!
liquidstatik
Nov 9th, 2006, 01:33 PM
OKAY
FartinMowler
Nov 9th, 2006, 02:57 PM
My favorite insult that I witnessed was some teens on a bus calling a kid that obviously his mother dressed "a fucking bar of soap". Terse jerks.
Yggdrasill
Nov 9th, 2006, 04:50 PM
What the hell? Seriously I have no idea what any of that meant.
Supafly345
Nov 9th, 2006, 05:10 PM
This thread reminds me of Lost in Space.
zeldasbiggestfan
Nov 9th, 2006, 08:43 PM
I was called a fanny bandit during wrestling practice today.
Grislygus
Nov 10th, 2006, 02:17 PM
Either you're in a school that redefines the term "squeaky-clean", or that was actually an invitation.
RectalWart
Nov 10th, 2006, 03:23 PM
I was called a fanny bandit during wrestling practice today.
That's what happens when you get a stiffy and mash it against your opponents ass, Zelda. :/
noob3
Nov 11th, 2006, 12:20 PM
for some reason i keep thinking rectal wart is jeanette X, and i was laughing at the post and i was like "score 1 for jeanette X" but apparently it was some guy named rectal wart
maybe you should change your name for so i'll find you funny ok?
ps - good job zelda on the raging hard-on during wrestling
RectalWart
Nov 11th, 2006, 10:41 PM
Hm...what should I change it to?
Yes, I know I'm opening myself up for some "good-ones". :/
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