Some Gay Web game.

[Zomboid]

My dumbass friend attacked someone with my name and got close to that much and I only lost about 6 guys. Your defence must suck.

[whoreable]

the less guys you have the less you lose.

[liquidstatik]

The most ive ever made was a little over 296k and I used 15 attack turns.

[Mockery]

:bacos

[Sam]

If any of you guys have around 210 troops, could you please attack Ashiro? He's been after me for almost the whole month.

And corrupt_gorilla who has 150 troops.

Please.

:begging

[whoreable]

:bacos !!!

[whoreable]

Your army is attacking Ashiro!
Your 159 soldiers attack causing 428787 damage!

Ashiro's army counterattacks!

Ashiro's 210 soldiers counter-attack causing 113981 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 133344
Casualties sustained: 6
Casualties inflicted: 6

[Sam]

:love whoreable

[liquidstatik]

I was gonna attack Ashiro, but after whoreable, he had a wealth of 0. :(

[Sam]

Don't worry liquid... you'll have your chance when Ashiro attacks me and steals my money again. That ass. Unless whoreable wipes him out again :pray

[AChimp]

So? When someone goes below 0 gold, they start losing gear.

WHOREABLE, YOU MUST ATTACK INCABULOS :(

[liquidstatik]

HOLY FUCK! I USED 15 FUCKING ATTACK TURNS AND WHEN I ATTACKED I GOT THE 'SORRY ASS SERVER IS TOO FUCKING BUSY, YOUR ATTACK TURNS ARE NOW GONE!' AND NOW I HAVE NO FUCKING ATTACK TURNS.

[whoreable]

Your army is attacking incabulos!
Your 153 soldiers attack causing 557131 damage!

incabulos's army counterattacks!

incabulos's 97 soldiers counter-attack causing 46660 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 80241
Casualties sustained: 5
Casualties inflicted: 0


outta attacks on that account :(

[Sam]

Your army is attacking Claudis!
Your 264 soldiers attack causing 135936 damage!

Claudis's army counterattacks!

Claudis's 265 soldiers counter-attack causing 18662 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 216510
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 9

and then

Your army is attacking shadow_4545!
Your 264 soldiers attack causing 101817 damage!

shadow_4545's army counterattacks!

shadow_4545's 265 soldiers counter-attack causing 80782 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 476362
Casualties sustained: 8
Casualties inflicted: 7



that is a big score for me

[timrpgland]

so it's like I'm falling backwards.

heh, so it's not like

[AChimp]

Whoreable, you are the best! :love

Now we must keep attacking icabulos and his officers... revenge... yes... preciousss...

[Sam]

I want to get spied on. I can't tell if I'm doing all that well or not.

[ItalianStereotype]

whore, would you spy Moooooooo8 for me? he keeps attacking me and taking ALL of my fucking money.

[timrpgland]

Wow, I just lost 37 soldiers today (inflicted 0) from 3 winning attacks. That truly pisses me off since they weren't even close to hitting as hard as I was and my defense isn't bad.

16095/14720

[whoreable]

Intelligence
You found the target.
Name: Moooooooo8
ID Number: 426467
Army Size: 368

Your spy efficiency: 225131.
Moooooooo8's Security Rating: 71431

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 368
Attack Rating: 36260
Defense Rating: 16320

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 354 201

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 186 50.5%
All Purpose 5 1.4%
Defense Duty 177 48.1%
Spies 354 97%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Knife 30
Chainmail 122
Shield 16
Helmet 16
Battle Axe 36
Warhammer 20
Mace 12
Hatchet 43


damn hes pretty good. wierd he is wasting his power on you. 36k boinus should let him attack ppl much higher



sam what is ur account name?

[Sam]

My user name is electric_shellfish.

I forgot that I made it with a different name. :(

[whoreable]

Intelligence
You found the target.
Name: electric_shellfish
ID Number: 677246
Army Size: 277

Your spy efficiency: 92036.
electric_shellfish's Security Rating: 196

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 277
Attack Rating: 14955
Defense Rating: 9110

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 3 21

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 39 14.1%
All Purpose 205 74%
Defense Duty 33 11.9%
Spies 3 2%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Sling 9
Knife 9
Chainmail 57
Shield 5
Helmet 8
Warg 14
Warblade 4
Club 3


not too bad. I woudl train more all attackers and all defenders though

[Rongi]

Spy me, whore :(

[whoreable]

You found the target.
Name: RONGI
ID Number: 680827
Army Size: 168

Your spy efficiency: 267162.
RONGI's Security Rating: 120

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 168
Attack Rating: 12440
Defense Rating: 3260

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 0 1

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 147 87.5%
All Purpose 1 0.6%
Defense Duty 20 11.9%
Spies 0 0%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Sling 22
Knife 20
Chainmail 1
Shield 2
Helmet 3
Warg 8
Warblade 8
Club 23

[Rongi]

Haha

My army sucks

[AChimp]

HACKED. :(

[ItalianStereotype]

see, my problem is that i started going offense, then switched to upgrading defense. now i have something like 11,000/12,000 and an apathetic attitude towards the game :/

[AChimp]

MOVING. :(

[AChimp]

BACK. :picklehat

[n00bward]

Just logged back on KOC after the servers came back up. Looked at my attack log and found that two people had attacked me with one attack turn each for approx. 90,000 gold, I proceeded to attack them both back with one attack each and came out with about approx. 400,000 gold (No casualties either side). That's my best two attack turn winnings yet. (Usually two attack turns would net me 80,000 at best) :picklehat

[CrapOnAStick]

I wanna know how I'm doing. Could you spy on me Whoreable? :(

[timrpgland]

I just keep losing soldiers when I attack people, non-stop.

16845/16320

[AChimp]

Your army is attacking JimboHB703!
Your 82 soldiers attack causing 79482 damage!

JimboHB703's army counterattacks!

JimboHB703's 82 soldiers counter-attack causing 2223 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 211243
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 2

:picklehat

[ItalianStereotype]

whore, please help me with Moooooooo8. he has attacked me at least 15 times today.

is anybody else still having a problem with losing troops when attacking? i lost 50 god damn men today. 50.

[AChimp]

If I was big enough, I would help you, Italian. :(

[timrpgland]

Yea, Italian, I'm losing a bunch of soldiers when I attack also. Even if I totally destroy them. It doesn't really make sense.

[AChimp]

I've been fairly lucky, but I guess I'm still at the point where you only loose 1 or 2, but lately I've only be causing causalties.

[whoreable]

Your army is attacking Moooooooo8!
Your 244 soldiers attack causing 414090 damage!

Moooooooo8's army counterattacks!

Moooooooo8's 377 soldiers counter-attack causing 258900 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 71040
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0

I took all the money he had.

Justice has been served. for now....

[ItalianStereotype]

thanks bubby!

[HickMan]

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=849349

[AChimp]

If you attack him when he has no money, he loses weapons. :(

Anyways, was anyone aware of the fact that you can spy on yourself? I tried to spy on myself and I executed my own spy because my spies couldn't beat my security rating. :O

[n00bward]

Damn, I need to log on more. This asshole Ahiro has raped my treasury in the ass, leaving a broken bloody pile. He's taken atleast 400,000 gold over about 6 different attacks. If only I could catch him in the act of farming then revenge could be mine. >:

[ItalianStereotype]

odd. Ahiro keeps attacking me as well.

[ItalianStereotype]

know what's gay? I just lost 15 attack turns because the damn server is experiencing high traffic. fuckers.

[Sam]

odd. Ahiro keeps attacking me as well.

Do you guys mean Ashiro? I searched for Ahiro, but couldn't find that name. I ask because I was having problems with him earlier, but he stopped and one of his little lackeys keep raping me.

If it is him, he might need a "mega I-Mockery don't fuck with us" beatdown.

[ItalianStereotype]

yeah, Ashiro.

I can't touch the guy because he doesn't have enough soldiers.

[timrpgland]

same here, Ashiro has attacked me 3 times. Someone with less soldiers take him out.

Edit:
know what's gay? I just lost 15 attack turns because the damn server is experiencing high traffic. fuckers.

ARGH same thing just happened to me when I was trying to attack. Switching to the "faster" server really helped the cause :rolleyes

[Sam]

I don't know if I am in range of Ashiro, but I'll give him a shot, and see if I can whack him.

edit: Damn high traffic. I have lost turns. I'll attack him in a bit.

another edit: my attacks on him failed, but I'll whup him when I get stronger. But I did manage to kill like 10 of his guys.

[AChimp]

Someone spy on Ashiro. >:

EDIT: He has 232 soldiers, so I doubt I'd be able to attack him effectively. :(

EDIT: DragonStriker, one of his lackeys, now has no gold. :picklehat

[ItalianStereotype]

Name
Moooooooo8

Attacks Used
2

Result
Money Lost: 2130692

Enemy Losses
2

Your Losses
26

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK

[n00bward]

Yea, that last one certainly didn't look to good. And I've just found out that I'm now to big to attack Ashiro! What Joy! And I had caught him just before he spent his huge "just got from farming" treasury! I'll have to get my officer help out with him. >: As soon as I get my attack rating to 40,000 (which won't be to much longer) it'll be time to overhaul the old defense.

[ItalianStereotype]

whore, would you spy on deathwarriors? you might not be able to, he has some hardcore cash and probably a majorly pimped out security rating. i attacked him once and he seems to have taken it personally.

is anyone else getting attacked by someone who is just being an asshole? most of these people that are repeatedly attacking me only walk away with 30 or 40k, but they keep coming.

[AChimp]

Your army is attacking incabulos!
Your 112 soldiers attack causing 139444 damage!

incabulos's army counterattacks!

incabulos's 163 soldiers counter-attack causing 43357 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 58595
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0


SWEET REVENGE. :) :)

[whoreable]

You found the target.
Name: deathwarriors
ID Number: 463952
Army Size: 442

Your spy efficiency: 199776.
deathwarriors's Security Rating: 148

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 442
Attack Rating: 73895
Defense Rating: 82550

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 0 1

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 22 5%
All Purpose 372 84.2%
Defense Duty 48 10.9%
Spies 0 0%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Knife 9
Chainmail 793
Shield 5
Battle Axe 94
Mace 2
Hatchet 7


his security rating sucks but damn he has alot of defense and attack bonus.

[timrpgland]

Damn, he looks pretty tough. So how is everyone doing anyway? I still keep losing soldiers when I attack so I have a bunch of attacks that I haven't used.

20595/20420

[ItalianStereotype]

I do okay when I attack now, I can't decide whether to go defensive or offensive though. my rating is something like 26,000/16,500

I still lose a lot of soldiers when I attack, but when this one fucker attacked me, I lost 26 GOD DAMN SOLDIERS.

[timrpgland]

Yeah I have been raising defense, doesn't seem to be helping me that much and it takes longer than offense so it might be time to start raising my attack more. I wonder if it is because of training placement.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Your army is attacking Milamber ConDoin!
Your 94 soldiers attack causing 41730 damage!

Milamber ConDoin's army counterattacks!

Milamber ConDoin's 96 soldiers counter-attack causing 4696 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 258888
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 2

Achimp:

Your army is attacking incabulos!
Your 88 soldiers attack causing 68373 damage!

incabulos's army counterattacks!

incabulos's 185 soldiers counter-attack causing 53900 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 35602
Casualties sustained: 1
Casualties inflicted: 0


Yeah. :rock

[AChimp]

HA HA, I finally upgraded my spies enough that I can spy on incabulos... he sucks and I guess he's stopped playing or something. Still, I must have my revenge and get back the gold he stole from me.

[n00bward]

Well aside from trying to get my officer to pimp out some cash for upgrades, so he can bitch slap Ashiro pretty soon, I was upgrading defense. Unfortunately seeing as you can only get up to 100 defense per piece of armor the process is rather slow. Though on the side I've been buying weapons to get my attack rating up to 40,000.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Whore, can you spy on me? I think I am pretty bad.

[AChimp]

You found the target.
Name: Capn Crunch
ID Number: 762595
Army Size: 74

Your spy efficiency: 1283.
Capn Crunch's Security Rating: 52

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 74
Attack Rating: 8440
Defense Rating: 1400

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 2 1

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 1 1.4%
All Purpose 73 98.6%
Defense Duty 0 0%
Spies 2 3%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Chainmail 9
Steed 8
Longbow 2
Crossbow 5
Short Bow 14


STEALTHY CHIMP :picklehat

[AChimp]

Italian, are you using mercenaries? I've got a bunch and they always die on me, no matter what, even against really weak opponents.

My regular soldiers are a bit tougher. :(

[timrpgland]

Zomboid, did you quit playing? Scared of the competition?

[ItalianStereotype]

I'm never around in time to get mercs, so no. I'm thinking I might quit though, I'm getting tired of losing 15 troops on a 100k haul.

[whoreable]

I hate how fuckers can take 100k from me with one attack :(

[pickleninja]

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=881145

[Rongi]

I'm not clicking your link because you didn't join the side of whoreable.

Instead, you die >:

[pickleninja]

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=884048

now i joined Whoreable :)

[thomasjkat]

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=921396im here for you my liege

[slain]

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=865313
echaleon
17715 / 5340

[Mike]

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=930961

Mike555

[AChimp]

The guys who created this game are a bunch of gay n00b coders, or someone has figured out some serious hacks for it (in which case, they are still n00b coders for not figuring out how to patch the holes).

I just found an account that has NEGATIVE GOLD. That's right: This guy has -37,000 gold right now. :lol

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/viewprofile.php?id=674908

It will probably change by the time you see it, though.

[whoreable]

yea they mention that somewere. if someone gets attacked and buys something at the same time it can give negative gold.

[AChimp]

It is super gay.

In other news, k2g6 and [OCUK]DCP keep attacking me, and they have attack/defense ratings of lots. :(

I can't even spy on them, dammit.

[whoreable]

the whole thing is supposed to reset real soon. I am kinda wait ing for that to see how it goes. All accounts and officers will remain the same bu everyone will start at 0. i think then is our chance to kick ass.

[ItalianStereotype]

I'm done with this game. it just doesn't do enough to make me want to start over again.

how's the account working out for you chimp?

[Mockery]

I'm done with this game. it just doesn't do enough to make me want to start over again.

Good, stick with a real game like Warcraft III instead.

[AChimp]

It's okay. I keep getting attacked by that 222 guy. :/

My AChimp account is getting hit with random faggots, too, and I have to upgrade my spies and stuff lots. :(

Your army is attacking twistedmnd2!
Your 559 soldiers attack causing 477516 damage!

twistedmnd2's army counterattacks!

twistedmnd2's 599 soldiers counter-attack causing 115850 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 732990
Casualties sustained: 15
Casualties inflicted: 17

[ItalianStereotype]

don't worry about 2222, he is Matt_the_shark's subordinate and the only reason he is attacking you so much is because I emptied his treasury a few times to get back at his CO. the real jackoff is deathwarriors, you should constantly ping that cunt.

unfortunately, I need to get a cd repair kit for my WC3. it's too scratched to install. :(

[AChimp]

Your army is attacking marc_foggo!
Your 594 soldiers attack causing 594684 damage!

marc_foggo's army counterattacks!

marc_foggo's 595 soldiers counter-attack causing 144462 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 1004409
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 15

:picklehat

[AChimp]

CHEATING. >:

You found the target.
Name: k2g6
ID Number: 914420
Army Size: 162

Your spy efficiency: 16200.
k2g6's Security Rating: 30661

The operation FAILED.

Spies lost: 10

[AChimp]

WTF. It let me attack him, and he's less than half my size. I don't read the message board for KoC, but did they change that rule somewhere so big guys can fight the little faggots?

[Krythor]

I might consider getting back into it when it resets. I sort of forgot to keep checking back and clicking the links, so I eventually gave up.

[AChimp]

Your army is attacking Shadowtiger!
Your 686 soldiers attack causing 1155708 damage!

Shadowtiger's army counterattacks!

Shadowtiger's 686 soldiers counter-attack causing 44775 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 1972372
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0

BEST ATTACK EVER. :picklehat

[whoreable]

not too shabby. Yea i havent been messing with it much, i am also waiting for the reset

[AChimp]

I lost 50 guys today. :(

Yeah, I'm waiting for the reset, too, mostly. Hopefully, my game might be done by the end of summer...

[AChimp]

Your army is attacking joe78148!
Your 1004 soldiers attack causing 1918323 damage!

joe78148's army counterattacks!

joe78148's 1005 soldiers counter-attack causing 173950 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 1881048
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 25


:picklehat

ATTENTION!
My summer course ends in a couple days, after which I will be hard at work trying to get my game finished. SOON.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I forgot all about this game. I hope I still have money. :(

[Drew Katsikas]

Dead Dead
Friggin' thread
It's fun to revive
The dead thread

Copyright Drew Katsikas

[AChimp]

It doesn't count as a Dead Thread if the subject is still ongoing. >:

[Drew Katsikas]

It does when it goes from August 28th to July 16th. But who cares, I've revived 2 month old threads. It's fun. Hence the song.

[Cap'n Crunch]

July 28th to August 17th. Not even a month.

I have like 2,000 attack turns, and a whole mess load of people. All my money is gone though. :/

[AChimp]

I had over 2000 attack turns for a while. I've been checking it periodically, though, and spending my gold.

I'm 171575 / 51030 now. :picklehat

[Darko]

If anyone still plays this, lemme know if it's worth playing. I used to play Utopia so I should be able to get the hang of it. But I'm not playing if all of you quit :(

[AChimp]

AGE 2 THREAD. >:

It's cool. Be sure to sign up under whoreable, or you will be shunned.