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whoreable
May 2nd, 2003, 01:03 PM
You should join my army and we can start harassing people.


This might be considered spam...but If someone has a problem with it I will remove it.
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673719

Honestly I dont understand shit about this game. But some people from another board I hate are doing it. I must crush them >:

here is the rest of the army..give them a click to help em :)


www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673948 mr adventure
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673963 Italian stereotype
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=674200 timrpgland
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676180 psycho squid
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676368 SNK
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677055 Zorak790
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677246 electric shellfish
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=680827 Rongi
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=681627 liquidstatik
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=683883 Spectre x
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=681140 jin
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=684145 Captian Bubba
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=689389 poopeebrains

whoreable
May 2nd, 2003, 01:17 PM
If you join you should post your link here so I can click on it and get you guys.

MrAdventure
May 2nd, 2003, 01:17 PM
I AM NOW A MIGHTY DWARF UNDER COMMANDER WHOREABLE >: LOL

BOY AM I A SUCKWER OR WHAT?!

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673948

whoreable
May 2nd, 2003, 01:31 PM
You can click your own link once a day by the way.

We need to find new people to attack.

ItalianStereotype
May 2nd, 2003, 01:45 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673963

whoreable
May 2nd, 2003, 01:51 PM
Your army is attacking KaliGuy02!
Your 12 soldiers attack causing 407 damage!

KaliGuy02's army counterattacks!

KaliGuy02's 10 soldiers counter-attack causing 372 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 450
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0


EAT THAT ASSHOLE!

James
May 2nd, 2003, 02:04 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=674166

whoreable
May 2nd, 2003, 02:07 PM
Jamesman didnt join our army :( Time to Kill him.

James
May 2nd, 2003, 02:08 PM
I didn't join, yet. :(

ItalianStereotype
May 2nd, 2003, 02:09 PM
so was that battle that you fought the result of all of our combined forces?

timrpgland
May 2nd, 2003, 02:10 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=674200

whoreable
May 2nd, 2003, 02:11 PM
No. I think we all have to try to attack the same person at the same time....but i am not too sure :/

Ihach
May 2nd, 2003, 06:16 PM
seems cool.......ill join

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=675336

ill bend my bow to your will sir!

whoreable
May 2nd, 2003, 06:21 PM
excellent. but you didnt join my army :( oh yea be sure to click your own link too..

Ihach
May 2nd, 2003, 06:25 PM
i thought i did join your army......time to try again.....

EDIT: it says i was recruited by you, but im still not an officer, you join by clicking the link right?

Psycho Squid
May 2nd, 2003, 09:27 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676180

whoreable
May 2nd, 2003, 09:44 PM
thanks for joining me.

Ihach, I dont know why but you dont show up under me :( it should have just done it if you signed up after you clicke don my name. oh well :(

CrapOnAStick
May 2nd, 2003, 10:22 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676368

I don't like that site. >:(

CastroMotorOil
May 3rd, 2003, 01:14 AM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677055

Thsi is like utopia only really really gay

Sam
May 3rd, 2003, 02:44 AM
Alrighty

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677246


My name on that is electric_shellfish

James
May 3rd, 2003, 07:00 AM
Your army is attacking captainjack!
Your 7 soldiers attack causing 242 damage!

captainjack's army counterattacks!

captainjack's 4 soldiers counter-attack causing 130 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 874
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0

Pwned!!!!111

And you fuckers need to start clicking my link too. I clicked all of yours.

And Ihach, make sure you click "Join the War" on the screen where it says you've been recruited.

timrpgland
May 3rd, 2003, 12:43 PM
Your army is attacking pijama!
Your 14 soldiers attack causing 588 damage!

pijama's army counterattacks!

pijama's 10 soldiers counter-attack causing 387 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 1532
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0

ItalianStereotype
May 3rd, 2003, 12:46 PM
where do you go to attack people?

timrpgland
May 3rd, 2003, 12:47 PM
Just attack on the left and then find some unexpecting victim.

ItalianStereotype
May 3rd, 2003, 12:49 PM
i figured it out, thanks tim.

Your army is attacking zarkpro!

Your 13 soldiers attack causing 480 damage!

zarkpro's army counterattacks!

zarkpro's 10 soldiers counter-attack causing 387 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!

Money gained: 4063
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0

timrpgland
May 3rd, 2003, 12:58 PM
Your army is attacking EThoLim!
Your 14 soldiers attack causing 539 damage!

EThoLim's army counterattacks!

EThoLim's 12 soldiers counter-attack causing 505 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 4249
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0


Ouch, at least I won.

ItalianStereotype
May 3rd, 2003, 01:04 PM
this one same fagmo keeps attacking me over and over. click my link people, i need soldiers for defense. >:

James
May 3rd, 2003, 01:08 PM
No. Not until you guys click mine. I'm not handing out freebies without any support in return. >:

Besides, I already clicked your link yesterday, so I can't click it again for a couple more hours.

ItalianStereotype
May 3rd, 2003, 01:09 PM
same here, i click your link as often as possible, but i can't be recruited again for 2 more hours.

James
May 3rd, 2003, 01:14 PM
This half hour thingy is kind of annoying. I find myself sitting here waiting for the time to change, just so I can get my 100 gold. :(

Anyway, when it comes to web games, my favorite is still Archmage. Not sure if any of you played it, but it was MASSIVE. You'd build a town, choose a magical specialty, learn spells, train troops, pillage others, attack others, find, auction and bid on magical items, buy mercs, etc etc etc. I used to play it off and on, and I think it's even greater than most video games.

Unfortunately, it got so big, it had to become a pay-to-play game. But I think it's a one-time cost. :(

Zomboid
May 3rd, 2003, 03:58 PM
I registered a while ago and forgot about it so when I went to check it out today I saw that my guy had built a decent sized army. So now I'm gonna kill you all >:

Edit: I just succesfully attacked whoreable since he was the only one not too weak so now I'm gonna join.

timrpgland
May 3rd, 2003, 04:06 PM
what is your profile?

Zomboid
May 3rd, 2003, 04:20 PM
Zomboid

James
May 3rd, 2003, 04:56 PM
Give us a link. >:

whoreable
May 3rd, 2003, 05:48 PM
Zorak790
electric_shellfish
S N K

Need to post their links. :)

FUCK YOU ZOMBOID >:

JERK >:

Zomboid
May 3rd, 2003, 06:47 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=360884

whoreable
May 3rd, 2003, 07:08 PM
Your army is attacking DarKVipeR12!
Your 67 soldiers attack causing 2604 damage!

DarKVipeR12's army counterattacks!

DarKVipeR12's 55 soldiers counter-attack causing 1826 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 53731
Casualties sustained: 1
Casualties inflicted: 1



Or, click here to find someone else to attack!


hells yea I made some moneys this time.

James
May 3rd, 2003, 07:10 PM
How did you get your troops built up so fast?

whoreable
May 3rd, 2003, 07:15 PM
I think i get more troops when people under me get more too.
And I guess I help defend them too.
You should join us.

and I kick ass.


We will have revenge Zomboid >: You will pay. >:

Zomboid
May 3rd, 2003, 07:25 PM
Your army is attacking WHOREABLE!
Your 37 soldiers attack causing 22646 damage!

WHOREABLE's army counterattacks!

WHOREABLE's 65 soldiers counter-attack causing 6435 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 2039
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 2


Join me or die! >:

whoreable
May 3rd, 2003, 07:34 PM
JERK >:

Zomboid
May 3rd, 2003, 07:40 PM
Jooooiiin uuuuussss....

Rongi
May 3rd, 2003, 07:41 PM
Who should I join :(?

whoreable
May 3rd, 2003, 07:41 PM
All the cool people join me.

Rongi
May 3rd, 2003, 07:43 PM
I'm sold :(

whoreable
May 3rd, 2003, 07:44 PM
Oh you wont regret it :)

Zombfag will DIE. >:

oh and dont forget to post ur link

Zomboid
May 3rd, 2003, 07:48 PM
My fortress has free beer and nachos. WHORE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FORTRESS!

Beat that, bitch >:

Rongi
May 3rd, 2003, 07:51 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=680827

whoreable
May 3rd, 2003, 07:53 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=680827

this is actually the link you need Rongi.
dont forget to click your own.

Rongi
May 3rd, 2003, 07:58 PM
Your army is attacking SSJ4 GoKu 2003!
Your 2 soldiers attack causing 91 damage!

SSJ4 GoKu 2003's army counterattacks!

SSJ4 GoKu 2003's 2 soldiers counter-attack causing 63 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 22
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0

He deserved it for having such a gay name >: :)

whoreable
May 3rd, 2003, 08:00 PM
Your army is attacking The_Undead!
Your 69 soldiers attack causing 3773 damage!

The_Undead's army counterattacks!

The_Undead's 61 soldiers counter-attack causing 1840 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 108367
Casualties sustained: 1
Casualties inflicted: 1

And I spent all the money! FUCK YOU ZOMBIOD!


Here are the clicks for the COOL people. >:

www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673719
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673948
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673963
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=674200
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676180
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676368
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677055
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677246
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=680827
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=681140
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=681627

Rongi
May 3rd, 2003, 08:38 PM
I'm the only one on the team with officers :p

Besides whoreable

whoreable
May 3rd, 2003, 08:44 PM
Nice work Officer Rongi!

ItalianStereotype
May 3rd, 2003, 09:22 PM
i've been clicking on all of your links, so quit jewing out on me. >:

jin
May 3rd, 2003, 09:30 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=681140

WELCOME TO THE ARMY, JIN*.

whoreable
May 3rd, 2003, 09:32 PM
Kick ass. :)

Our Rein of Terror Begins soon!

Rongi
May 3rd, 2003, 09:34 PM
don't forget to click our links, jin ;)

Ninjavenom
May 3rd, 2003, 11:30 PM
I'm in.

liquidstatik
May 3rd, 2003, 11:32 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=681627

I HAVE JOINED THE ARMY!!!
I really dont know what the point in the game is yet, but I guess ill go click all of the links posted :/

Rongi
May 3rd, 2003, 11:34 PM
Join the side of Whoreable >:

liquidstatik
May 3rd, 2003, 11:43 PM
I dont know how :(

Character name: liquidSTATIK
Race: Orc
Commander: WHOREABLE
Army Size: 2 Orcs
Your Current Wealth: 0 Gold
Money you will get next turn (every 30 mins): 24 Gold
Attack/Defend bonus: 0 / 0
Your fortifications: Camp
Your sieging capability: None
Attack turns: 0
Unit Production (one more unit every 24 hours): 1

It says im under commander WHOREABLE

whoreable
May 3rd, 2003, 11:44 PM
hells ya welcome to the team

CrapOnAStick
May 3rd, 2003, 11:52 PM
Your army is attacking The_Undead!
Your 69 soldiers attack causing 3773 damage!

The_Undead's army counterattacks!

The_Undead's 61 soldiers counter-attack causing 1840 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 108367
Casualties sustained: 1
Casualties inflicted: 1

And I spent all the money! FUCK YOU ZOMBIOD!


Here are the clicks for the COOL people. >:

www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673719
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673948
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673963
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=674200
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676180
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676368
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677055
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677246
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=680827
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=681140
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=681627

You have 8 more soldiers than him, and yet you manage to deal double the damage. Is 69 special or something? :/

Zomboid
May 4th, 2003, 12:02 AM
I have a lot less than whore and I always kick his ass into the ground. It's not just the number of soldiers.

CastroMotorOil
May 4th, 2003, 01:28 AM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677055


Thought i posted it already but here it is again :/

James
May 4th, 2003, 07:32 AM
Err... I just saw a guy with -160,000 wealth.

Does anyone know how you use weapons? I just bought a handful of knives, so I assume they're just factored into the attack, right?

ItalianStereotype
May 4th, 2003, 12:11 PM
some of you fuckers are being sheisty with the link-clicking >:

James
May 4th, 2003, 12:19 PM
Tell me about it. >:

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=674166

I can only click around 3:30EST, and I click you IS because you click me.

whoreable
May 4th, 2003, 12:29 PM
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673719 me
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673948 mr adventure
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673963 Italian stereotype
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=674200 timrpgland
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676180 psycho squid
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676368 SNK
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677055 Zorak790
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677246 electric shellfish
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=680827 Rongi
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=681627 liquidstatik
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=683883 Spectre x
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=681140 jin
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=684145 Captian Bubba

These are all the links for people that deserve clicks >:

I guess you can click jamesman if ya want though :/

Mystic_Powers
May 4th, 2003, 01:10 PM
Here's my link >:
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=682076

Spectre X
May 4th, 2003, 01:47 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=683883

I joined Whoreable :)

whoreable
May 4th, 2003, 01:48 PM
Kick ass. Now click all your teamates links too.

dont forget to click your own

CaptainBubba
May 4th, 2003, 02:50 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=684145

Zomboid
May 4th, 2003, 03:26 PM
Know what's funny? I built my army WITHOUT having to whore out my link and get a bunch of officers.

That's really, really funny :lol

whoreable
May 4th, 2003, 03:33 PM
Yea but you probayl saved up money for months....

welcome to the team bubba

Zomboid
May 4th, 2003, 03:41 PM
No I didn't.

Rongi
May 4th, 2003, 04:29 PM
Your army is attacking Avenade!
Your 25 soldiers attack causing 1345 damage!

Avenade's army counterattacks!

Avenade's 25 soldiers counter-attack causing 760 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 6089
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0

Sam
May 4th, 2003, 05:15 PM
I gave everyone a click and whupped some ass. YAY!

Your army is attacking ssj4python!
Your 12 soldiers attack causing 346 damage!

ssj4python's army counterattacks!

ssj4python's 9 soldiers counter-attack causing 300 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 1399
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0


btw, I cheated and make another guy:
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=684962

Zomboid
May 4th, 2003, 06:50 PM
Join Zomboid and crush whore and his pathetic friends >:

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=360884

timrpgland
May 5th, 2003, 01:42 AM
BOO! Join WHORE where the leadership is unmatched!!! You'll only win if you are on the WHORE's side!! Come on, everyone is doing it!

Now click my link and support the cause ;) http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=674200

paradym
May 5th, 2003, 02:35 PM
wow this game kicks ass.....

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=686526


my commander = ElectricShelfish

ItalianStereotype
May 5th, 2003, 02:42 PM
just make sure that you click everyones link.

whoreable
May 5th, 2003, 02:50 PM
I gave you guys a good many links this morning

ItalianStereotype
May 5th, 2003, 03:09 PM
so i saw, i can't click your link for a few more hours though...

whoreable
May 5th, 2003, 05:39 PM
Haha zomboid you dumbass you have wasted like 50 attacks on me and only got like 20k.

Zomboid
May 5th, 2003, 05:40 PM
Know what else is funny? I've got another 800.

ItalianStereotype
May 5th, 2003, 05:43 PM
help defend your people, whore. zomblow is ravaging my treasury. >:

Rongi
May 5th, 2003, 05:47 PM
Haha zomboid. You attacked me 15 times and only got 6987, you greedy slut :P

whoreable
May 5th, 2003, 05:51 PM
he would pay. but i cant even attack him :( I suggest spending your money :(

Zomboid
May 5th, 2003, 05:56 PM
Whore, I would kick your link whoring ass so badly it isn't even funny.

Spectre X
May 6th, 2003, 05:51 AM
Your army is attacking Lindblighter!
Your 24 soldiers attack causing 657 damage!

Lindblighter's army counterattacks!

Lindblighter's 15 soldiers counter-attack causing 632 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 8890
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0



DAMN, those 15 soldiers are strong.

timrpgland
May 6th, 2003, 10:53 AM
grrr Zomboid

CastroMotorOil
May 6th, 2003, 05:04 PM
This site always runs EXTREMLY slow for me, is this happening to anyone else?

Zomboid
May 7th, 2003, 04:11 AM
Ha, rongi you fucking retard. Wasting 15 attacks and 2 guys only to get your ass handed to you. What makes it even funnier is that you're new so you don't have anywhere near as many attacks as me.

Krythor
May 7th, 2003, 11:07 AM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=696674


I don't understand this game at all :(

n00bward
May 9th, 2003, 04:25 AM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=704034
Your army is attacking Makildur!
Your 1 soldiers attack causing 60 damage!

Makildur's army counterattacks!

Makildur's 1 soldiers counter-attack causing 48 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 1
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0

Wow! I got 1 money! :(

whoreable
May 9th, 2003, 01:13 PM
welcome to the team. It is a good Idea to save your attacks till you can beat someone with alot of money.

Krythor
May 9th, 2003, 01:32 PM
Hmm, I clicked on MrAdventure first and Whoreable's link second.. make any difference at all?

timrpgland
May 9th, 2003, 01:55 PM
Just that you are Mr Adventure's officer and not whoreable's

CaptainBubba
May 9th, 2003, 03:37 PM
5/9 LB-Otch
Attacks used: 15
Money Taken: 110185
Enemy losses:1
Your losses: 0

liquidstatik
May 9th, 2003, 08:31 PM
Your army is attacking Draghkar!
Your 71 soldiers attack causing 4530 damage!

Draghkar's army counterattacks!

Draghkar's 71 soldiers counter-attack causing 2562 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 99927
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 1

KriptiK
May 13th, 2003, 01:00 AM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=692954

I'm back. :) I doubt anyone remembers me.

CrapOnAStick
May 14th, 2003, 04:01 PM
Your army is attacking stussy666!
Your 75 soldiers attack causing 13554 damage!

stussy666's army counterattacks!

stussy666's 75 soldiers counter-attack causing 2542 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 91611
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 1

:picklehat

KriptiK
May 14th, 2003, 06:03 PM
My friends passed me in soldiers about the 3rd day they played. :(

timrpgland
May 14th, 2003, 06:20 PM
liquidSTATIK is sure getting alot of soldiers lately.

Our group looks pretty tough.

CrapOnAStick
May 14th, 2003, 06:37 PM
I just lost about 12 soldiers today. :( But I won a lot of moola.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676368

KriptiK
May 14th, 2003, 06:56 PM
liquidSTATIK is sure getting alot of soldiers lately.

Our group looks pretty tough.


Liquid and a group of our friends (we live in the same town) help each other out everyday. AND the computer lab is always nice for clicks.

whoreable
May 14th, 2003, 11:47 PM
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673719
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673948
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673963
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=674200
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676180
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676368
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677055
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677246
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=680827
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=681627
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=683883
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=681140
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=684145
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=689389
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=704034
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=721569

here are the links of me and all my officers. We need to get to the ass kickin

Krythor
May 15th, 2003, 10:40 AM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=770962 I've given in to peer pressure :tear

timrpgland
May 15th, 2003, 11:40 AM
Liquid and a group of our friends (we live in the same town) help each other out everyday. AND the computer lab is always nice for clicks.

Well fucking click on our links too then, sheesh! >:

liquidstatik
May 15th, 2003, 06:40 PM
Yes ma'am >:
My moms clicking on all of our links(everyone on imock) too :) YAY GO MOMMY! :(

n00bward
May 15th, 2003, 11:07 PM
The only thing I really don't like about this game so far is how they do mercenaries, it'd be nice if you could buy them whenever and not have to go into some made dash to get a few before the "limited quantities" run out and you have to wait another half an hour to get another chance. :/

Sam
May 16th, 2003, 01:35 AM
Your army is attacking The Pouncer!
Your 151 soldiers attack causing 55809 damage!

The Pouncer's army counterattacks!

The Pouncer's 152 soldiers counter-attack causing 33704 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 233043
Casualties sustained: 4
Casualties inflicted: 0




SCORE!

CastroMotorOil
May 16th, 2003, 03:14 AM
jeez how much money did he have saved up?

Kurodo
May 19th, 2003, 06:34 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=680955

I'm under Rongi though. D:

liquidstatik
May 20th, 2003, 02:57 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/viewprofile.php?id=682076
He's one of my officers, hes gay :(
Attack him nonstop

ItalianStereotype
May 20th, 2003, 09:47 PM
geez, a lot of you peoples armies suck. especially yours, whore. one would think that my 170 some odd soldiers wouldn't have come within a few points of beating your massive army.

Rongi
May 20th, 2003, 09:50 PM
My army is pretty damn built

I can take on people with a 120 soldiers :o

Zomboid is going DOWN >:

Cap'n Crunch
May 20th, 2003, 10:07 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=762595

Capn Crunch, I just started. :( I am under WHOREABLE.

Zomboid
May 20th, 2003, 10:46 PM
My army is pretty damn built

I can take on people with a 120 soldiers :o

Zomboid is going DOWN >:

Like the last few times you've been defeated?

whoreable
May 20th, 2003, 11:13 PM
You found the target.
Name: Zomboid
ID Number: 360884
Army Size: 503

Your spy efficiency: 26109.
Zomboid's Security Rating: 340

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 503
Attack Rating: 6310
Defense Rating: 7050

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 2 19

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 27 5.4%
All Purpose 274 54.5%
Defense Duty 202 40.2%
Spies 2 1%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Sling 3
Chainmail 40
Shield 1
Warg 4
Club 2


LOL


Yea my main account kinda sucks. but it will get better.

AChimp
May 21st, 2003, 12:04 AM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=762971

I have joined whoreable. :(

Zomboid
May 21st, 2003, 12:54 AM
Heh, whore cheats at an online game. That right there shows REAL skill folks ;)

Edit: Now that everyone's seen what I have, please attack me. Ask rongi how successful he's been.

Rongi
May 21st, 2003, 03:28 PM
Shut up, pseudo frenchy >:

whoreable
May 22nd, 2003, 12:19 PM
Yay for chimp!


here is everyone on my teams links

www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673719 me :) :) :)
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673948 Mr Adventure
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673963 ItalianStereotype
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=674200 timrpgland
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676180 Psycho Squid
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676368 S N K
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677055 Zorak790
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677246 electric_shellfish
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=680827 RONGI
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=681627 liquidSTATIK
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=683883 Spectre-x
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=681140 vagrantjin
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=684145 Cptbubba
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=689389 poopeebrains
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=704034 IronCodpiece
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=721569 Sebra
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=762595 Capn Crunch
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=762971 AChimp

whoreable
May 22nd, 2003, 12:31 PM
ah poor poor zomboid :(

Your army is attacking Zomboid!
Your 129 soldiers attack causing 128335 damage!

Zomboid's army counterattacks!

Zomboid's 535 soldiers counter-attack causing 103290 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 58675
Casualties sustained: 8
Casualties inflicted: 16

looks like my 2nd account kicks ass.

Zomboid
May 22nd, 2003, 03:55 PM
Multiple accounts is cheating, scooter, but yeah, keep feeling superior for not being able to beat me normally.

whoreable
May 22nd, 2003, 04:05 PM
:wah

Rongi
May 22nd, 2003, 05:53 PM
Multiple accounts is cheating, scooter, but yeah, keep feeling superior for not being able to beat me normally.

http://kidshealth.org/parent/medical/brain/images_27925/crying_baby.jpg

liquidstatik
May 22nd, 2003, 07:34 PM
Italian attacked me :(
Im trying to buy a fortress but its so hard 'cause people attack me nonstop and I can barely get over 200000 before i get my ass kicked back down to 20000 :( But once I get a fortress I wont get my ass kicked as bad as I do now... I guess :/
Italian attacked me :(

whoreable
May 22nd, 2003, 07:41 PM
Italian tried to attack me too :( I hope he realizes that I can make him pay >:

ItalianStereotype
May 22nd, 2003, 07:46 PM
quit your bitching, i didn't attack to cause damage. i wanted to see the condition of your armies.

liquidstatik
May 22nd, 2003, 07:51 PM
I had like 290000 and then http://www.kingsofchaos.com/viewprofile.php?id=682076
attacked me and I lost most of it :( When you have free time, attack him >:

timrpgland
May 22nd, 2003, 07:51 PM
I've been saving alot of attacks. I'll be ready to build my army soon.

whoreable
May 22nd, 2003, 07:55 PM
I can spy people if anyone needs. I have level 1021 spys, I have been able to spy everyone I have tried except the number 1 guy.

whoreable
May 22nd, 2003, 07:57 PM
You found the target.
Name: Tylenol Addict
ID Number: 682076
Army Size: 319

Your spy efficiency: 207263.
Tylenol Addict's Security Rating: 211

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 319
Attack Rating: 410
Defense Rating: 1700

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 0 6

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 172 53.9%
All Purpose 11 3.4%
Defense Duty 136 42.6%
Spies 0 0%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Chainmail 2
Short Bow 1

Kurodo
May 22nd, 2003, 08:21 PM
Pub was attacking me for a while and I didn't know.

Then I attacked him and took all his money. :o

Time to see if he's been at it again. :(

Edit: He was attacking me again last night. >:(

:rascallyrabbit

ItalianStereotype
May 22nd, 2003, 08:22 PM
SPY ME, WHORE

whoreable
May 22nd, 2003, 08:27 PM
Intelligence
You found the target.
Name: ItalianStereotype
ID Number: 673963
Army Size: 194

Your spy efficiency: 64664.
ItalianStereotype's Security Rating: 155

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 194
Attack Rating: 6530
Defense Rating: 4040

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 1 19

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 50 25.8%
All Purpose 108 55.7%
Defense Duty 36 18.6%
Spies 1 1%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Sling 26
Knife 20
Chainmail 9
Shield 2
Helmet 2
Warg 2
Warblade 3
Club 18



THERE YOU GO :)

ItalianStereotype
May 22nd, 2003, 08:32 PM
UH-HUH, OH YEAH, CHICKY-BAH THAT IS WHAT IS WAITING FOR YOU PEOPLE. BOOYAH.

liquidstatik
May 22nd, 2003, 08:44 PM
You found the target.
Name: Tylenol Addict
ID Number: 682076
Army Size: 319

Your spy efficiency: 207263.
Tylenol Addict's Security Rating: 211

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 319
Attack Rating: 410
Defense Rating: 1700

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 0 6

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 172 53.9%
All Purpose 11 3.4%
Defense Duty 136 42.6%
Spies 0 0%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Chainmail 2
Short Bow 1

Now all attack... please. :hielhitler

EDIT: :(

Rongi
May 22nd, 2003, 08:46 PM
HIELHITLER >:

MORON >:

CastroMotorOil
May 23rd, 2003, 12:14 AM
liquid, in order to get the money do not try and save it, that makes you a target, to get the money save up attack turns for a day or so, then attack a bunch of fat people. You should sue liek 90 turns or so, and should get pleanty of money. build up all of the money at once, so that you are not attacked back down. raise the money fast and then use it fast. Always use all of the money you have.

Your army is attacking Tylenol Addict!
Your 229 soldiers attack causing 67450 damage!

Tylenol Addict's army counterattacks!

Tylenol Addict's 311 soldiers counter-attack causing 40950 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 32309
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 9

Zomboid
May 23rd, 2003, 06:25 AM
Multiple accounts is cheating, scooter, but yeah, keep feeling superior for not being able to beat me normally.

http://kidshealth.org/parent/medical/brain/images_27925/crying_baby.jpg

You can taunt when you can beat me. Until then, you're just the idiot that gets his ass kicked whenever he tries.

Anonymous
May 23rd, 2003, 06:43 AM
when did you turn into such a maximum butthole?

liquidstatik
May 23rd, 2003, 07:43 AM
Thanks for the tip Zorak :) Now I just gotta sit and wait for my turns to increase. :(

Rongi
May 23rd, 2003, 08:42 AM
You can taunt when you can beat me. Until then, you're just the idiot that gets his ass kicked whenever he tries.

You do realize it's just a game, right? If you think otherwise, you are a moron :|

timrpgland
May 23rd, 2003, 10:41 AM
Time to use some attacks.

Edit: Now I'm looking quite a bit stronger. Lost alot of soldiers in the process though. Spy on me :)

Zomboid
May 23rd, 2003, 01:25 PM
You can taunt when you can beat me. Until then, you're just the idiot that gets his ass kicked whenever he tries.

You do realize it's just a game, right? If you think otherwise, you are a moron :|

Of course I realize that. I check in to it a maximum of about 3 times a day to buy shit before someone attacks me. You're the guy who started calling me a prick and dumbass on aim when he attacked and got defeated.

Chojin: I don't know :(

Rongi
May 23rd, 2003, 01:27 PM
I don't remember saying that at all :/

timrpgland
May 23rd, 2003, 03:50 PM
What I want to know is why the fuck do I always lose soldiers on practically every attack I do even if I attack for 3X damage of their attack??

ItalianStereotype
May 23rd, 2003, 04:27 PM
i have the same problem, tim. it isn't ever just a few soldiers either, most of the time i will lose 6 or 7.

timrpgland
May 23rd, 2003, 04:42 PM
Yeah I don't get it, it's really starting to piss me off. I wish I knew why cause it doesn't seem to matter who I attack. I can see if I lose a fight that I should lose soldiers but that doesn't happen. Spy on me whore, check out the newfound greatness.

whoreable
May 23rd, 2003, 04:51 PM
You found the target.
Name: timrpgland
ID Number: 674200
Army Size: 228

Your spy efficiency: 51459.
timrpgland's Security Rating: 195

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 228
Attack Rating: 9345
Defense Rating: 4720

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 1 5

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 85 37.3%
All Purpose 53 23.2%
Defense Duty 90 39.5%
Spies 1 1%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Knife 3
Chainmail 17
Helmet 1
Steed 8
Pike 1
Short Sword 9


Not bad.

I lose alot of guys when I go into battle too. I think defense might have alot to do with it, but i am not too sure

whoreable
May 23rd, 2003, 04:53 PM
damn the number 3 ranked guy sucks.

You found the target.
Name: Seidaku
ID Number: 141761
Army Size: 39848

Your spy efficiency: 114806.
Seidaku's Security Rating: 350

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 39848
Attack Rating: 81260
Defense Rating: 251650

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 0 82

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 0 0%
All Purpose 39598 99.4%
Defense Duty 250 0.6%
Spies 0 0%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Chainmail 741
Shield 3491
Steed 104
Crossbow 1
Short Bow 2

timrpgland
May 23rd, 2003, 04:55 PM
Yeah I need to raise my defense. My attack rating is already up there but I put quite a few of my soldiers on defense duty and it doesn't seem to help much.

Rongi
May 23rd, 2003, 05:27 PM
The number of attacks only effect how much money you get, tim

timrpgland
May 23rd, 2003, 05:33 PM
uh...your point??

Rongi
May 23rd, 2003, 05:38 PM
Oh wait...nevermind :(

CrapOnAStick
May 23rd, 2003, 10:27 PM
Your army is attacking lopeste!
Your 193 soldiers attack causing 32445 damage!

lopeste's army counterattacks!

lopeste's 191 soldiers counter-attack causing 6676 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 42018
Casualties sustained: 3
Casualties inflicted: 4

Very annoying >:

ItalianStereotype
May 24th, 2003, 12:53 AM
whore, would you kindly spy Captain Bubba? he has taken it into his head to attack me and not in a friendly, 1-attack, testing kind of way.

Rongi
May 24th, 2003, 12:59 AM
Somebody kill S N K. He attacked me on unreasonable grounds. Stupid fuck lost a soldier in the process too.

Zomboid
May 24th, 2003, 05:04 AM
The number of attacks only effect how much money you get, tim
Does that sound familiar? You were calling me "dumb fuck" when I laughed at you for getting defeated when you attacked me and said that if you used one more attack you would've won. I called you an idiot and told you what it says above.

whoreable
May 24th, 2003, 09:41 AM
You found the target.
Name: Cptbubba
ID Number: 684145
Army Size: 269

Your spy efficiency: 112515.
Cptbubba's Security Rating: 292

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 269
Attack Rating: 4710
Defense Rating: 4100

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 0 1

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 77 28.6%
All Purpose 0 0%
Defense Duty 192 71.4%
Spies 0 0%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Chainmail 11
Steed 2
Short Bow 1


damn hes got alot of defense




Intelligence
You found the target.
Name: S N K
ID Number: 676368
Army Size: 188

Your spy efficiency: 47171.
S N K's Security Rating: 75

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 188
Attack Rating: 3025
Defense Rating: 2130

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 0 1

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 0 0%
All Purpose 188 100%
Defense Duty 0 0%
Spies 0 0%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Knife 7
Chainmail 4
Shield 3
Helmet 4
Longbow 5
Crossbow 2
Short Bow 6



STOP THE FIGHTING GUYS!

timrpgland
May 24th, 2003, 10:52 AM
I thought we were supposed to be part of the same fucking group anyway.

Rongi
May 24th, 2003, 01:10 PM
Ok zomboid, but what is your point?

Rongi
May 24th, 2003, 01:21 PM
I just made off with all of S N K's money :)

CrapOnAStick
May 24th, 2003, 03:27 PM
Bah, I attacked you. So what? You attacked me. I don't care. Stop acting like a little girl. >:


Even though we're supposed to be a team I was attacked by some of Whoreable's officers. I didn't care.

ItalianStereotype
May 24th, 2003, 04:25 PM
who did you attack?

Zomboid
May 24th, 2003, 04:53 PM
Ok zomboid, but what is your point?

You said you don't remember the "conversation" we had after you attacked that last time and got defeated and what I posted above was part of it. I asked if it sounded familiar.

liquidstatik
May 24th, 2003, 05:17 PM
Send a spy on me please, whoreable :) Im not doing all that great but, I think im doing "OK."

timrpgland
May 24th, 2003, 05:34 PM
I improved my defense some more, looking not too bad.

Krythor
May 24th, 2003, 09:15 PM
WAR AMONG FREINDS. :tear

CrapOnAStick
May 24th, 2003, 09:48 PM
statik attacked me :(

Your army is attacking liquidSTATIK!
Your 198 soldiers attack causing 43440 damage!

liquidSTATIK's army counterattacks!

liquidSTATIK's 270 soldiers counter-attack causing 22302 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 13067
Casualties sustained: 5
Casualties inflicted: 0

Since my spies died this could teach you something :/

n00bward
May 25th, 2003, 06:55 AM
I feel I'm doing kind of crappy at this point, but whore can spy me and you can give your opinions if you like.

liquidstatik
May 25th, 2003, 10:56 AM
My bad CrapOnAStick :(
SNK attacked me with 15 attack points damnit >:

CrapOnAStick
May 25th, 2003, 03:07 PM
My bad CrapOnAStick :(
SNK attacked me with 15 attack points damnit >:

I am S N K >:

I won't attack teammates anymore. It's good to see I didn't start the whole "War Among Friends" thing though. :(

liquidstatik
May 25th, 2003, 07:01 PM
Well... you deserved to be attacked then damnit >:

timrpgland
May 25th, 2003, 08:30 PM
Zorak, how did you get so many soldiers so quick? DAMN, like 200+ in a day.

whoreable
May 25th, 2003, 08:37 PM
I noticed that too. he needs to help us cheat

liquidstatik
May 25th, 2003, 08:57 PM
:lol my friend has an outwar cheat that also works with kingsofchaos. It sends your link out to around 400 proxy servers. :D But he wont tell me where to download it or what its called. :(

CastroMotorOil
May 26th, 2003, 02:26 AM
Im not cheating at all :(. i just upgraded everything i had so i get minumum 22 soldiers a day, plus any clicks.

:edit just checked it to see what you were talking about and :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek I have no clue how that ahppened but i like it.

AChimp
May 28th, 2003, 07:44 PM
How do you upgrade you camp? :(

Some faggot attacked me a whole bunch of times a few days ago, and took a bunch of my money, so I attacked him a lot and took all of his. >:

EDIT: A good tactic I've found is to attack people that have a lot of gold. They're typically the ones who've created an account, forgot about it and it's just been growing and growing with no defenses. :D

CastroMotorOil
May 30th, 2003, 01:59 AM
you upgrade by going to armory, and then selecting upgrade fortifications, costs a lot of moolah,.

AChimp
May 30th, 2003, 09:02 AM
Ah, I didn't scroll down far enough.

Walled Town in the hizouse! :picklehat

Pub Lover
May 30th, 2003, 09:12 AM
Why didn't anyone tell me about this thread? >:

AChimp
May 30th, 2003, 01:08 PM
Your army is attacking artofwar28!
Your 34 soldiers attack causing 10549 damage!

artofwar28's army counterattacks!

artofwar28's 35 soldiers counter-attack causing 1060 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 6964
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0



BOOYAH! :)

MrAdventure
May 30th, 2003, 01:38 PM
i neglected this for a while and was passed aroun' like a black-eyed money jar, so today i went from walled town to stronghold with dynamite by hittin' richers livin' in camps. :(

i feel like such a bearded jerk, but, the lead fuckass, inktank, has a shitloat of idle rich camps. jus' hope he doesn't notice nothin'. >:

Kurodo
May 30th, 2003, 02:54 PM
Why didn't anyone tell me about this thread? >:

So that means you were attacking me and didn't know I was from I-mock?

That's a pretty wierd coincidence. :(

Unless I misunderstood that. ;(

AChimp
May 30th, 2003, 04:43 PM
We should take out that damn InkTank. >:

CrapOnAStick
May 30th, 2003, 06:56 PM
Your army is attacking Dwarvenman44!
Your 238 soldiers attack causing 48620 damage!

Dwarvenman44's army counterattacks!

Dwarvenman44's 239 soldiers counter-attack causing 32318 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 256533
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 7

:hat

Pub Lover
May 31st, 2003, 02:42 AM
So that means you were attacking me and didn't know I was from I-mock?

Yeah, you were just in my range & looked like an easy target, if I knew: a) you were from here or b) you were going to rape me so badly later, I wouldn't of attacked you. :/

Zhukov
May 31st, 2003, 05:33 AM
Urrg......... still taking recruits?


http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=812481


Some twat took my user name.

AChimp
May 31st, 2003, 08:29 PM
Your army is attacking The Camper!
Your 42 soldiers attack causing 10070 damage!

The Camper's army counterattacks!

The Camper's 43 soldiers counter-attack causing 1040 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 57769
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 1

:picklehat

ItalianStereotype
May 31st, 2003, 09:10 PM
who was it that wanted TylenolAddict attacked so badly?

5/31 Tylenol Addict 5 Money Taken: 26435

5/31 Tylenol Addict 15 Money Taken: 78684

5/31 Tylenol Addict 15 Money Taken: 54000

5/30 Tylenol Addict 15 Money Taken: 61050

5/30 Tylenol Addict 15 Money Taken: 46502

5/29 Tylenol Addict 15 Money Taken: 87616

5/29 Tylenol Addict 15 Money Taken: 100771

5/28 Tylenol Addict 15 Money Taken: 72168

5/26 Tylenol Addict 15 Money Taken: 45528

5/25 Tylenol Addict 15 Money Taken: 84114

each time I took him down to 0 gold. he must be getting pissed since he is now hurling his pitiful forces against my masculine man forces.

Zomboid
May 31st, 2003, 11:51 PM
I deleted my character cause my faggot friend was going into it to attack people. I only checked in a couple times a day to buy armor but I fucking hate when people go into my shit without asking.

AChimp
May 31st, 2003, 11:56 PM
Why give him your password? >:

AChimp
Jun 1st, 2003, 12:00 AM
WTF. :(

Your army is attacking Sir Robin the Brave!
Your 44 soldiers attack causing 7372 damage!

Sir Robin the Brave's army counterattacks!

Sir Robin the Brave's 27 soldiers counter-attack causing 184876 damage!

You have LOST the attack!
Better luck next time!

Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0

Stupid dynamite. :(

Zomboid
Jun 1st, 2003, 12:19 AM
I was at his house recently with a horrible hangover and he was at the computer checking his account and said he was checking mine for me so I just told him my pass to end the talking.

That or he just remembered that I used to use the same pw for my hotmail.

Cybernetico
Jun 1st, 2003, 01:29 AM
Isn't loading, ill join later

ItalianStereotype
Jun 1st, 2003, 04:16 AM
how is everyone doing now? whore, get to spying.

AChimp
Jun 1st, 2003, 10:32 AM
incabulos

SOMEONE NEEDS TO KILL THAT GUY. HE JUST TOOK ALL MY GOLD OVERNIGHT BECAUSE HE'S A FAG THAT HAS TO ATTACK PEOPLE WITH 20 FEWER SOLDIERS THAN HE HAS. >: >: >:

CrapOnAStick
Jun 1st, 2003, 11:00 AM
You found the target.
Name: incabulos
ID Number: 747861
Army Size: 59

Your spy efficiency: 147.
incabulos's Security Rating: 101

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 59
Attack Rating: 1485
Defense Rating: 3100

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 0 1

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 1 1.7%
All Purpose 57 96.6%
Defense Duty 1 1.7%
Spies 0 0%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Knife 1
Chainmail 1
Steed 1
Longbow 1
Crossbow 2

He's weak. :/

You found the target.
Name: AChimp
ID Number: 762971
Army Size: 43

Your spy efficiency: 84.
AChimp's Security Rating: 57

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 43
Attack Rating: 775
Defense Rating: 1030

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 0 3

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 9 20.9%
All Purpose 27 62.8%
Defense Duty 7 16.3%
Spies 0 0%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Knife 1
Chainmail 4
Shield 1
Helmet 4
Broadsword 1
Pike 2
Short Sword 4

I couldn't declare war on him. I didn't know you didn't have a lot of soldiers when you said "20 FEWER SOLDIERS".

AChimp
Jun 1st, 2003, 11:13 AM
He used all my gold to buy a stronghold. He didn't have that a few hours ago. >:

There is vicious competition between us little guys. :(

My army is small because no one clicks my link. >:
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=762971

Kurodo
Jun 1st, 2003, 11:16 AM
Now you have 44. :)

I would've beaten that incab guy but he's too weak. :/

AChimp
Jun 1st, 2003, 11:17 AM
:O

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/viewprofile.php?id=772163
THIS HENCHMAN OF HIS ATTACKED ME, BUT I DEFENDED. :picklehat

Kill him anyways, if you are allowed to. :(

liquidstatik
Jun 1st, 2003, 01:43 PM
my spy skill is only 48 :(

CrapOnAStick
Jun 1st, 2003, 02:37 PM
my spy skill is only 48 :(

Better than mine :o!

Intelligence
You found the target.
Name: mudiful
ID Number: 772163
Army Size: 28

Your spy efficiency: 44.
mudiful's Security Rating: 26

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 28
Attack Rating: 900
Defense Rating: 300

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 0 1

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 3 10.7%
All Purpose 24 85.7%
Defense Duty 1 3.6%
Spies 0 0%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Chainmail 1
Steed 1
Crossbow 1
Short Bow 1

:lol

AChimp
Jun 1st, 2003, 02:42 PM
I would attack mudiful, but it might piss off incabulous. 8-)

timrpgland
Jun 1st, 2003, 06:43 PM
My army is doing pretty good and I always have a 100+ attacks ready to go. Go ahead and spy away.

whoreable
Jun 1st, 2003, 06:47 PM
who you guys want me to spy on?

liquidstatik
Jun 1st, 2003, 07:24 PM
Spy on me, I suck :)
I need to uprgrade to Stronghold but I don't have enough money. I had enough money then I accidently hit the wrong button and bought Dynamite instead.

AChimp
Jun 1st, 2003, 07:33 PM
Anyone with an army of 140 or less can attack incabulous for me now. :(

I think. :(

Cap'n Crunch
Jun 1st, 2003, 07:36 PM
Your army is attacking cowboynick!
Your 30 soldiers attack causing 14449 damage!

cowboynick's army counterattacks!

cowboynick's 31 soldiers counter-attack causing 1222 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 23035
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 2

whoreable
Jun 1st, 2003, 07:52 PM
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673719 me
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673948 Mr Adventure
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=673963 ItalianStereotype
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=674200 timrpgland
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676180 Psycho Squid
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=676368 S N K
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677055 Zorak790
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=677246 electric_shellfish
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=680827 RONGI
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=681627 liquidSTATIK
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=683883 Spectre-x
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=681140 vagrantjin
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=684145 Cptbubba
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=689389 poopeebrains
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=704034 IronCodpiece
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=721569 Sebra
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=762595 Capn Crunch
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=762971 AChimp
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=770962 krythor_II
www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=812481 chuikov

here is everyone that needs clicks :)

You found the target.
Name: liquidSTATIK
ID Number: 681627
Army Size: 311

Your spy efficiency: 323657.
liquidSTATIK's Security Rating: 320

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 311
Attack Rating: 4415
Defense Rating: 2470

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 2 48

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 153 49.2%
All Purpose 9 2.9%
Defense Duty 149 47.9%
Spies 2 1%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Sling 11
Knife 17
Chainmail 7
Shield 3
Helmet 6
Warblade 2
Club 13

Rongi
Jun 1st, 2003, 07:53 PM
Haha

Jamesman attacked me five times, so I attacked him six and damaged his army quite well

Then again I damaged mine pretty bad in the process :(

It was worth it :)

James
Jun 1st, 2003, 08:19 PM
You think taking 10 guys and 70,000 gold in your 62 attack turns is devastating? Boy, you take this game too seriously.

Rongi
Jun 1st, 2003, 08:22 PM
Actually I don't take it seriously at all

If anyone is taking it seriously, its you

ItalianStereotype
Jun 1st, 2003, 09:15 PM
spy me whore, i want you all to understand the true magnificence of my army.

whoreable
Jun 1st, 2003, 09:23 PM
Intelligence
You found the target.
Name: ItalianStereotype
ID Number: 673963
Army Size: 309

Your spy efficiency: 107818.
ItalianStereotype's Security Rating: 321

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 309
Attack Rating: 8335
Defense Rating: 10010

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 1 19

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 53 17.2%
All Purpose 54 17.5%
Defense Duty 202 65.4%
Spies 1 1%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Sling 31
Knife 21
Chainmail 67
Shield 5
Helmet 3
Warg 4
Warblade 4
Club 18


damn goin a bit defensive there are we?

Rongi
Jun 1st, 2003, 09:28 PM
I have six wargs :P

timrpgland
Jun 2nd, 2003, 12:01 AM
Spy on me :) Italian ain't got nothin :)

I'll have plenty more when I use my attacks too.

Pub Lover
Jun 2nd, 2003, 02:32 AM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=702939 I could use some clicks. :)
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=726373 & as she's one of my officers, could you click my sister too?

n00bward
Jun 2nd, 2003, 06:43 AM
Is anyone up to/close to a 20,000 attack bonus yet?

whoreable
Jun 2nd, 2003, 07:52 AM
yes.

AChimp
Jun 2nd, 2003, 09:37 AM
as she's one of my officers, could you click my sister too?

I dunno, man. Is she hot? :/

timrpgland
Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:35 AM
spy on me dammit.

Now I just used some attacks (have just under 100 left) so I'm looking even better. SPY

whoreable
Jun 2nd, 2003, 02:21 PM
Intelligence
You found the target.
Name: timrpgland
ID Number: 674200
Army Size: 355

Your spy efficiency: 43138.
timrpgland's Security Rating: 274

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 355
Attack Rating: 13095
Defense Rating: 11820

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 1 9

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 140 39.4%
All Purpose 50 14.1%
Defense Duty 165 46.5%
Spies 1 1%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Knife 3
Chainmail 88
Helmet 1
Steed 13
Pike 1
Short Sword 9


not too shabby.

AChimp
Jun 2nd, 2003, 02:31 PM
:picklehat FORTRESS :picklehat

I wish I could get more attacks faster. :(

Kurodo
Jun 2nd, 2003, 04:44 PM
Well I wish my link was on the important link list. :(

I feel left out. :<

whoreable
Jun 2nd, 2003, 05:03 PM
You shoulda join the army >:

Rongi
Jun 2nd, 2003, 05:04 PM
He did

But he's under my army ;(

Kurodo
Jun 2nd, 2003, 05:24 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=680955

I'm under Rongi though. D:

Oh but I did.

And Rongi made me do join under him. :( ;(

ItalianStereotype
Jun 2nd, 2003, 05:37 PM
whore, could you spy on peterD for me? he seems to be holding a grudge against me...

tim, don't get too comfortable, I have been upgrading and have a lot more planned. besides, you were barely stronger than me to begin with.

AChimp
Jun 2nd, 2003, 05:43 PM
Anyone with an army of around 160 can attack incabulous for me now. :(

Rongi
Jun 2nd, 2003, 05:47 PM
Incabolous or whatever is name is doesn't exist anymore :/ :(

CrapOnAStick
Jun 2nd, 2003, 05:50 PM
You found the target.
Name: peterD
ID Number: 398817
Army Size: 225

Your spy efficiency: 504.
peterD's Security Rating: 100

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 225
Attack Rating: 18795
Defense Rating: 14850

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 0 1

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 0 0%
All Purpose 225 100%
Defense Duty 0 0%
Spies 0 0%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Knife 19
Chainmail 90
Shield 55
Helmet 5
Steed 10
Longbow 20
Crossbow 57
Short Bow 72

:shocked

Your army is attacking peterD!
Your 243 soldiers attack causing 48195 damage!

peterD's army counterattacks!

peterD's 225 soldiers counter-attack causing 174667 damage!

You have LOST the attack!
Better luck next time!

Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 0

:(

CrapOnAStick
Jun 2nd, 2003, 05:52 PM
And I also got enough gold for a stronghold :rave

whoreable
Jun 2nd, 2003, 05:53 PM
ok so I wasted 15 attacks but i showed him whos boss >:

Your army is attacking peterD!
Your 146 soldiers attack causing 353862 damage!

peterD's army counterattacks!

peterD's 225 soldiers counter-attack causing 194075 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 13500
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 6

liquidstatik
Jun 2nd, 2003, 08:32 PM
Name: Tylenol Addict
ID Number: 682076
Army Size: 300

If you have around 300 people attack him. He doesn't like girls :o

AChimp
Jun 2nd, 2003, 09:06 PM
RONGI: I spelled his name wrong. It's incabulos. :(

He has 85 soldiers now. I must have revenge. >:

Cap'n Crunch
Jun 2nd, 2003, 09:21 PM
I really need more people. I have 39 people, and my attacks are around 30,000 each time. I need more clicks, and money. I have to wait it out for 7 days to get more money and attack turns. I am only putting out 6 or 7 people every day. :(

Kurodo
Jun 2nd, 2003, 09:24 PM
What the fuck, incabulos keeps kicking my ass whenever I try to kill him. >:

Maybe it's because I don't log on and what not too often. :/

AChimp
Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:11 PM
How many soldiers do you have? He's probalby pimped out his defense rating now. :(

n00bward
Jun 3rd, 2003, 05:28 AM
Someone spy on me. My defense rating sucks ass, but I do believe I have one of the highest attack ratings among us.

Kurodo
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:55 AM
Chimp, it was my 166 versus his 85. :(

AChimp
Jun 3rd, 2003, 10:40 AM
Yeah, then he probably pimped out his defense rating... plus he has a few officers. :(

whoreable
Jun 3rd, 2003, 12:55 PM
You found the target.
Name: IronCodpiece
ID Number: 704034
Army Size: 283

Your spy efficiency: 135283.
IronCodpiece's Security Rating: 220

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 283
Attack Rating: 29370
Defense Rating: 4180

Intell Status
Type Number Skill
Spies 4 30

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 0 0%
All Purpose 283 100%
Defense Duty 0 0%
Spies 4 2%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Knife 8
Chainmail 11
Helmet 4
Battle Axe 32
Warhammer 6
Mace 12
Hatchet 15


yea thats pretty high. mine is somewere around that too.

timrpgland
Jun 3rd, 2003, 03:14 PM
tim, don't get too comfortable, I have been upgrading and have a lot more planned. besides, you were barely stronger than me to begin with.

I'm not too worried. Barely stronger is still stronger. :) I have plenty of attacks and money waiting so it's like I'm falling backwards.

whoreable
Jun 3rd, 2003, 04:40 PM
Your army is attacking andraus_duurin!
Your 822 soldiers attack causing 385134 damage!

andraus_duurin's army counterattacks!

andraus_duurin's 743 soldiers counter-attack causing 88206 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 364990
Casualties sustained: 32
Casualties inflicted: 21


My biggest winnings yet :picklehat