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Jixby Phillips
Sep 11th, 2003, 11:34 PM
(BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS PROBABLY EXACTLY LIKE ME)

I'll call them as I see them

1. When People make threads that have subjects like "ATTENTION EVERYONE" or "IMPORTANT" and then have the message be something "random." It's a joke that everybody thinks of and uses because they think "OH, WELL ITS ABOUT TIME I MADE A NEW THREAD" or "I NEED SOME ATTENTION :)". I prefer genuinely unapologeticly pointless threads to threads where that's the "joke."

THIS THREAD WILL BE UPDATED BY DEMANDS!

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THIS LIST

HERES A FEW TO GET YOU GUYS STARTED:

2. ppl who think they care what we think (JIZZBY FAGLIPS)
3. ppl who type all caps that shit iistn funny

(PS THIS IS FOR A BOOK I'M WRITING)
Cap'n Crunch
Sep 11th, 2003, 11:35 PM
ppl who make abbrev sux
MrAdventure
Sep 11th, 2003, 11:52 PM
http://www.catskittysgatos2.homestead.com/CHEER.html


oh yeh, it bothers me when folks think they are hilarious because they read stuff out loud in a crazy voice
Comrade Rocket
Sep 12th, 2003, 12:05 AM
I hate it when people post song lyrics and think its SOOO funny



ha, everybody hates me :lol :) :( :suicide
Stabby
Sep 12th, 2003, 12:10 AM
People who still think bodily noises are funny outside of church.
Evil Robot
Sep 12th, 2003, 12:15 AM
Duh.... Huh huh huh aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.....People who still think bodily noises are funny outside of church.yeh uhhhhh huh .......... I will hug him and squeeze him and name him george.
Supafly345
Sep 12th, 2003, 01:04 AM
When people constantly use that damn hacker language.
"Ph43r, l331, teh!!111!!!1" What the fuck you dickheads? Grow the fuck up. I can't undertand a damn thing you write.
MK IV
Sep 12th, 2003, 02:26 AM
People who cal me a damn liar even after Iv thrust proof at them , to get beyond reasonable doubt in a court of law .
Command Prompt
Sep 12th, 2003, 02:44 AM
I BELIEVE THIS WAS A BOTHER THREAD AND NOT A HATE THREAD

PS I HATE EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD EXCEPT FOR JIXBY AND MR ADVENTURE

PSS AND YOU ALL BOTHER ME TOO >:

PSSS I WISH ACHIMP WAS IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW >: >: >: >:
Skulhedface
Sep 12th, 2003, 03:41 AM
I hate people that ruin threads.

(cues Max Burbank)
Professor Cool
Sep 12th, 2003, 03:46 AM
appreciation threads >:
Daphne
Sep 12th, 2003, 11:37 AM
People who lie and say they dream about Jixby's icon and Giget, just to proove how outrageous they are for dreaming of such a "random" guy :lol

People who post 'outrageous' pictures instead of responses.

People who try to be shocking and dark
Les Waste
Sep 12th, 2003, 12:27 PM
http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/1GorillaBat.txt
Les Waste
Sep 12th, 2003, 12:28 PM
Nobody understands me! I'm gonna make an entry in my live journal about how much I HATE YOU ALL >:

I can't believe my mom makes me call her boyfriend Gary "Dad." Gary's not my dad! :(
FartinMowler
Sep 12th, 2003, 12:35 PM
I hate myself for making suggestions that I know will be ignored by "veteran" mockers. :( comic book reading dickheads anyway
Bennett
Sep 12th, 2003, 12:43 PM
Fartin, why did you change your name?
Bennett
Sep 12th, 2003, 12:45 PM
Fartin, why did you change your name?
Les Waste
Sep 12th, 2003, 12:54 PM
Fartin, why did you change your name?
Les Waste
Sep 12th, 2003, 12:55 PM
Fartin, why did you change your name?
Bennett
Sep 12th, 2003, 01:07 PM
Fartin, why did you change your name?
Helm
Sep 12th, 2003, 01:11 PM
Besides daphne and les this thread is full of idiots. THIS REALLY TICKS ME OFF.
Schimid
Sep 12th, 2003, 02:12 PM
Hey guys. :(
FartinMowler
Sep 12th, 2003, 03:50 PM
Fartin, why did you change your name?

I wanted to hide my identity.
Bennett
Sep 12th, 2003, 03:53 PM
this restraining order means shit to me, hear?
Bod
Sep 12th, 2003, 04:19 PM
It bothers me when I make a sarcastic, yet hilarious post and people take it seriously. I then have to explain the sarcasm and thus the humour is lost.

The closest emoticon to sarcasm is the winky git, but he just doesn't do it for me, know what I mean? Maybe not. ;)
Phil the anorak
Sep 12th, 2003, 04:19 PM
The thing that bothers me the most is having that top up thing on a lifejacket you get on an aircraft.

I personally like to have some confidence in the thing inflating and staying inflated.

Also why can't they have the tie thing on them being a snap buckle? I'm not good at tying knots!
Bod
Sep 12th, 2003, 04:36 PM
OI Phil, where in england?
Rev. Danno
Sep 12th, 2003, 08:19 PM
It bothers mw when people pretend that they are from a country other then their own... Bod, do people in th eUK pretend to be from the USA, Germany, or... France?
I hate stupid Americans walking around speaking w/ a worse british accent then Kevin Cosner in Robin Hood. I hate Teenagers In genral...
Schimid
Sep 12th, 2003, 08:23 PM
:(
Big Papa Goat
Sep 12th, 2003, 08:41 PM
Did Kevin Costner even try to have a British accent in Robin Hood? He suxx0rs so bad though >:
Generator86
Sep 13th, 2003, 03:50 AM
People who use nothing but emoticons as responses.

Also, one word responses.
Anonymous
Sep 13th, 2003, 09:28 AM
gay

*People with big, queer signatures
agroskaterik
Sep 13th, 2003, 09:46 AM
:squigly
Les Waste
Sep 13th, 2003, 02:42 PM
:/
Krythor
Sep 13th, 2003, 02:55 PM
:rolleyes
Esuohlim
Sep 13th, 2003, 03:04 PM
The :) emoticon bothers me. It's the single most insincere emoticon ever. It's suppose to represent friendliness or something just as fucking retarded, and you want to punch it in the face. >:

And people like FartinMowler and kellychaos who seem to use it in every post just adds to the annoyance that they create anyway. >:

AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH USING IT AFTER AN INSULT? IT'S LIKE "I SHOOK UP MY POP UNTIL IT WAS AS FLAT AS YOUR MOM :)". I MEAN COME ON. :explode
xXThE_FooLXx
Sep 13th, 2003, 03:38 PM
What annoys me most would have to be...teachers who want you to be your art teacher and math teacher too. They say stuff like "okay class, we're going to do multiplication, the fun way!" I just wish they would put down the happy cheerful act and teach their class so I can pass it and move on. :die
Jixby Phillips
Sep 13th, 2003, 03:46 PM
I hate when people critique threads IN the thread. Because it stops the thread dead in it's tracks. If the only comment you can come up with is "This thread sucks" or posing that tremendously queer "Best Thread Ever" emoticon, you should just keep it to yourself, because really you're not saying anything. Mock the factors that make the thread suck, or whatever. Saying "This thread SUCKS!" is like saying "HELLO I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHIGN TO SAY BUT I LIKE THE FEELING OF WORDS COMING OUT OF MY BRAIN AND BEING PUT ON THE INTERNET SO I JUST DROP TEHM ALONG BECAUSE IT FEELDS GOOD AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOT DO IT BECAUSE AS I SAID BEFORE IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD AND IT FEELS GOOD AND I LIKE DOING IT AND PUTTING IT ON THERE ON THE INTERNET THERE ON IT." In me and wreck's mock war thread where we play battleship, there's a point where Rongi posts "Best Thread EVER" and it seriously really pissed me off.
CaptainBubba
Sep 13th, 2003, 03:50 PM
I enjoy the random and unpredicatble nature of your uncanny humor? :/ "Best thread ever" was kinda appropriate for that thread because it WAS the best thread ever.

On the topic of hating, I hate the entire Mock Wars forum at all times other than during a sanctioned Mock War.
Jixby Phillips
Sep 13th, 2003, 03:56 PM
I enjoy the random and unpredicatble nature of your uncanny humor? :/ "Best thread ever" was kinda appropriate for that thread because it WAS the best thread ever.

The fact that there was a commentary thread where everybody else was complimenting my thread didn't help. It just takes something out of it. It drains the comedy of the thread. Imagine going to a comedy show that is hilarious, and having somebody run up in the middle of somebody doing a bit and saying "Hi there! I just want to say that this is the best comedy show I've ever been too! Thanks a lot!" and then sitting down? I mean I know it's just the internet but jesus christ it annoys me.
Helm
Sep 13th, 2003, 06:31 PM
I think Jixby fanboys really hurt the boards. It's fucking annoying to see a thread by yet another fucking nobody that reads: "blah blah jixby love me blah blah" every day but at least you can ignore those. What's really pissing me off is when they go in otherwise good threads and they do their one-liner gaying up all together for a page or two. It's impossible to read all that retardedness without getting agitated in the brains. This has been a reccuring trend for as long as I've been around. And they feed off each other. And they're all the same and I'd say they share the same brain but there's not much of a brain involved at all. I don't know why they pick jixby to fantasize about.
roonTing
Sep 13th, 2003, 06:44 PM
I hate when you forget what you were going to say.
Jixby Phillips
Sep 13th, 2003, 06:48 PM
I was going to say that but when I went to make a post I forgot what I was going to say. lol.
Anonymous
Sep 13th, 2003, 07:50 PM
or posing that tremendously queer "Best Thread Ever" emoticon
If I were king, I'd give someone 'Tremendously Queer' as a title :<

And by someone, I mean Kellychaos.
noob3
Sep 13th, 2003, 10:37 PM
:bestthreadever

im so cool. i did exactly what jixby said he hated! wowzers!
noob3
Sep 13th, 2003, 10:39 PM
wait thats not even the right command :(
Ninjavenom
Sep 13th, 2003, 10:45 PM
I hate people that sell faulty items on ebay. Buyer Beware my ass!
Phil the anorak
Sep 14th, 2003, 10:27 AM
OI Phil, where in england?

I'm in Peterborough Bod.

My heartiest comiserations for having to live in Stoke. Living in P'boro is probably worse however.
HickMan
Sep 14th, 2003, 05:34 PM
I hate it when people make threads called "Hi" or HEY I"M NEW". That just pisses me off. >:




:orgasm
Command Prompt
Sep 15th, 2003, 12:50 AM
HELLO I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHIGN TO SAY BUT I LIKE THE FEELING OF WORDS COMING OUT OF MY BRAIN AND BEING PUT ON THE INTERNET

ROFL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL ROFL
kellychaos
Sep 15th, 2003, 01:19 PM
or posing that tremendously queer "Best Thread Ever" emoticon
If I were king, I'd give someone 'Tremendously Queer' as a title :<

And by someone, I mean Kellychaos.

You first! :truthinadvertising

LOVE ME JIZZBOY! :love :love :love

Dear Mr. Jizzboy,

There has to be something of comedic value IN your thread in order for people to detract from it.

Sincerely,

Mr. Tremendously Queer
Krythor
Sep 15th, 2003, 01:53 PM
Fuck. :) Politely asking people to be quiet and politely pointing out that there is no humor in their post is annoying as all fucking hell. :) Just.. christ, shut up. :)
kellychaos
Sep 15th, 2003, 01:57 PM
Telling people to STFU and like graphics are annoying. >:
FS
Sep 15th, 2003, 02:41 PM
OK, the "you hate me :love" routine? Getting old.
mburbank
Sep 15th, 2003, 02:55 PM
I hate when you think something in a thread in joke, but you're not sure and you'd like to appreciate the joke, and show your appreciation by posting something that shows you got it, and that way be on the inside, but you know that if you do that and it wasn't a joke, you look like a complete dick. So you just sit there, staring at your computer, feeling uneasy. I really, really, hate that kind of thread.

Oh, no, wait, that's my favorite kind of thread.

I'm going to blow my brain out.


fuckers.