ASKING PERMISSION THREAD

[Jixby Phillips]

This thread is where people may ask other people for Permission.

This is an all-purpose "asking permission" thread, so don't be afraid to ask permission to anybody for anything anywhere anytime you want!

Also, just because you don't have somebody's permission doesn't mean you are obligated to ask for it if you don't beleive that you should have to ask for permission.

Also, this isn't the only place you may ask permission, I am mearly suggesting that, to avoid cluttering up the forums with persmission asking, that you keep it in this thread. There is certainly no rule against asking people's permission for things in threads where it's relevant to the topic! If you aren't sure what to do, feel free to ask for permission twice; once in here, and once in the other thread (should one exist). It's also a good idea to PM the person whom you're asking permission from to let them know that you've asked for their permission.

To post in this thread, all you need to do is have my permission.

[Tropical]

Can I ask Rog who this girl is? http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Peeps/13.gif

While making comments about how she looks innocent and sad deep inside?

[Jixby Phillips]

Yes you may, but for future reference you don't have to tell me the nature of your asking for permission, you only have to ask if you can ask. Sometimes I might ask you what you want to ask permission for and to whom, but generally it's not necessary.

[James]

Post a new picture of yourself, Fagby Jizzlips. >:

PERMISSION REQUESTED TO HAVE YOU POST A NEW PICTURE.

PERMISSION REQUESTED TO CALLED YOU FAGBY JIZZLIPS.

And that gardener from The Screaming Skull (was on MST3K today) always reminds me of you. >:

I did not get this thread. ;)

[Spectre X]

can I?

[Jixby Phillips]

I think I should make myself clearer that you need to ask permission to post in this thread at all, even if you don't want to ask permission.

You both may ask for permission.

[Professor Cool]

can i have permission to start casual fridays ?

[Jixby Phillips]

you were supposed to ask me before you can ask that.

[Skulhedface]

May I ask permission to ask permission?

[Geggy]

Can i have your permission to ask you if i could punch you in the mouth?

[Jixby Phillips]

Yes you may, Skulhedface.

Yes you may, Geggy.

[Geggy]

Can I punch you in the mouth right now?

[Jixby Phillips]

Who are you asking?

[Skulhedface]

Alright, may I have permission?

[Jixby Phillips]

for what

you guys need to clarify your requests for permission!

[Skulhedface]

Anything, really.

Nothing specific.

I just need permission is all.

[Nerd]

I request permission to jack off. :(

[O71394658]

Where's Mr. Burbank when you need him. >:

[Jixby Phillips]

Anything, really.

Nothing specific.

I just need permission is all.

Who are you asking.

I request permission to jack off. :(

Nerd didn't you read the thread you have to ask for permission before you can ask that

Where's Mr. Burbank when you need him. :)

do you think you don't have to ask permission to post or something

[Command Prompt]

Permission to erase this thread >:

[HickMan]

Jixby, do I have permission to ask you something?

[Nerd]

Nerd didn't you read the thread you have to ask for permission before you can ask that

I request permission to request permission to jack off. :(

[Drew Katsikas]

:bestthread

[CaptainBubba]

May I have permission to ask for permission to tell Drew that he makes me wish that I could trade my soul to the devil to see him bathe and eventually drown in his own luke warm ejaculate?

[Professor Cool]

THIS IS NO TIME TO PLAY AROUND JIXBY

i hate wearing a suit and tie to visit this site all the time.

[Jixby Phillips]

Permission to erase this thread >:

you have to ask before you can ask this, C:\. Didn't you read the thread?

Jixby, do I have permission to ask you something?

You have to ask me before you can ask this, unless you are asking to ask my permission, Hickman. If that's the case then go ahead.

I request permission to request permission to jack off.

You may ask permission! :)

:bestthread

youre not allowed to post in this thread.

May I have permission to ask for permission to tell Drew that he makes me wish that I could trade my soul to the devil to see him bathe and eventually drown in his own luke warm ejaculate?

yes you may! :)

THIS IS NO TIME TO PLAY AROUND JIXBY

i hate wearing a suit and tie to visit this site all the time.

youre supposed to ask permission before you say this

[Cap'n Crunch]

Can I post this sentence? :lol :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Yes you may! :)

[Skulhedface]

Alright Jixby, may I have permission to have hideously kinky sex with the girl in your sig?

[Cap'n Crunch]

Can I post THIS sentence? :lol :(

OMG, I FORGOT TO SAY MOTHER MAY I. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Alright Jixby, may I have permission to have hideously kinky sex with the girl in your sig?

yes you may.

I should remind you all yet again that you don't need to tell me what you are planning to ask after you've been granted permission to ask permission! You may simply just ask for permission!

Can I post THIS sentence? :lol :(

OMG, I FORGOT TO SAY MOTHER MAY I. :(

Yes to the first sentance, but the second one you'll should have asked first!

[Command Prompt]

PERMISSION TO POST THIS PICTURE I TOOK OF YOU AT MY PARTY LAST THURSDAY

Edit: Pic removed. Use context clues.

I DIDN'T MIND YOU GUYS DOING THAT AT MY PARTIES BUT THATS LIKE THE THIRD GUY YOU WERE WITH THAT NIGHT? WHATS THE DEAL? >:

JIZZBY FUCKLIPS >:

[Skulhedface]

Alright Jixby, may I have permission to have hideously kinky sex with the girl in your sig?

yes you may.

I should remind you all yet again that you don't need to tell me what you are planning to ask after you've been granted permission to ask permission! You may simply just ask for permission!



The only reason is because you asked me to be specific about what I was asking permission for :(

May I have permission to ask more permission?

[Jixby Phillips]

PERMISSION TO POST THIS PICTURE I TOOK OF YOU AT MY PARTY LAST THURSDAY

(RUDE pornography)

I DIDN'T MIND YOU GUYS DOING THAT AT MY PARTIES BUT THATS LIKE THE THIRD GUY YOU WERE WITH THAT NIGHT? WHATS THE DEAL? >:

JIZZBY FUCKLIPS >:

Okay, I'm breaking character here, but don't people get banned for posting porn?

May I have permission to ask more permission?

Okay, I'm breaking character here, but don't people get banned for asking for more permission?

[Skulhedface]

Well, if I had more permission, I could get away with a lot more.

But then again, maybe you should do like handgun shops and institute a 3 day waiting period for permission.

[glowbelly]

can i ask permission from jixby?

[Jixby Phillips]

yes you may! :)

[glowbelly]

can i ask permission from jixby to thank him for giving me permission to ask permission?

[{{{K}}}]

THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST FUCKING GAY THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!MY GOD SREW U ANDUR PERMISSION ASKING NAZI WAYS I HATE YOU , NOW JIXBY YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO GO AND KILL UR SELF

[Anonymous]

Jixby, may I ask your permission?

[Spectre X]

may I have permission to ask you permission to gain superpowers in some kind of industrial accident which thusly renders me unstoppable so I can do good and give everybody food for free and so that I can also give you a Ginat Robot of Doom just so that I can have a nemesis, even if that nemesis is far more witty than I could ever be?

[HickMan]

Jixby, all I want to ask you is, Can I give you a cyber hi-five?
So I guess I'm asking permission to ask permission to give you a cyber hi-five. PLEASE.

[Nerd]

I request permission to request permission to jack off.

You may ask permission! :)

I request permission to jack off. :(

[Krythor]

CAN I HAVE PERMISSION? :picklehat I WARN YOU THOUGH IT IS QUITE CRAZY WHAT IM PLANNIGN

[Anonymous]

Unfortunately, C:\ did not obtain a parent's signature on his permission slip, and has been banned for a month.

[Professor Cool]

may i have permission to have casual fridays, or even TGIFridays

[Jixby Phillips]

can i ask permission from jixby to thank him for giving me permission to ask permission?

Yes! :)

THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST FUCKING GAY THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!MY GOD SREW U ANDUR PERMISSION ASKING NAZI WAYS I HATE YOU , NOW JIXBY YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO GO AND KILL UR SELF

I'll let you off with a warning, but you really need to ask permission before posting in this thread! Thanks!

Jixby, may I ask your permission?

Go ahead, buddy!

may I have permission to ask you permission to gain superpowers in some kind of industrial accident which thusly renders me unstoppable so I can do good and give everybody food for free and so that I can also give you a Ginat Robot of Doom just so that I can have a nemesis, even if that nemesis is far more witty than I could ever be?

Sounds pretty weird but go ahead!

Jixby, all I want to ask you is, Can I give you a cyber hi-five?
So I guess I'm asking permission to ask permission to give you a cyber hi-five. PLEASE.

Okay!

I request permission to jack off.

Who are you asking, Nerd?

CAN I HAVE PERMISSION? :picklehat I WARN YOU THOUGH IT IS QUITE CRAZY WHAT IM PLANNIGN

Haha, sure don't go TOO crazy though! ;)

Unfortunately, C:\ did not obtain a parent's signature on his permission slip, and has been banned for a month.

lol

may i have permission to have casual fridays, or even TGIFridays

Did you ask if you could ask this? I can't remember... Oh well, I suppose I'll let it fly this one time, since I forgot... who are you asking, Professor?

[ScruU2wice]

Jixby can i ask permission to ask permission later so i dont have to ask permission then?

[Jixby Phillips]

No. Just kidding, I mean yes!!!!

[Mike]

Hey! I WANT PERMISSION!!!! Will you give me some permission? Please?

[agroskaterik]

May I ask permission to ask for four future permissions?

[Anonymous]

Jixby, may I tell {{{K}}} to shut up in this thread?

[Jixby Phillips]

Hey! I WANT PERMISSION!!!! Will you give me some permission? Please?

Permission for what Mike :)

May I ask permission to ask for four future permissions?

No, I'm afraid that you have to ask for each one individually, but you can have one out of three of those permissions! Would you like to ask it now? (remember to specify who you are asking)

Jixby, may I tell {{{K}}} to shut up in this thread?

Yes you may! :)

I just want to let you guys know that I'm considering making asking for permission to post in this thread (for asking permission or whatever else) no longer required! I think I can trust you guys enough, but I want to keep things the way they are for the time being, just to see how it goes. Thanks guys, for making this thread a success!

[Anonymous]

Thanks!

Shut up, {{{K}}}.

[{{{K}}}]

Chojin you have my permission to eat my asshole

[Anonymous]

Jixby, may I ask your permission again?

[Skulhedface]

Jixby, may I have permission to stab {{{K}}} multiple times in the eyeball with a rusty screwdriver?

[Comrade Rocket]

http://www.mallmonkeys.com/comics/021003.jpg

[Cap'n Crunch]

MAY I ASK PERMISSION TO ASK PERMISSION TO ASK PERMISSION? :( [/center]

[kellychaos]

Hurrmph ... like somebody needs permission to eat an asshole. :rolleyes :colonicirrigation

[Jixby Phillips]

sorry everybody, I tried to update this thread yesterday but the board died! :(

Chojin you have my permission to eat my asshole

I'm sorry, but I don't think you had permission to post this. This is your second warning. Third warning and you're officially banned from this thread! So watch it!

Jixby, may I ask your permission again?

Yes you may Chojin, you're very polite :)

Jixby, may I have permission to stab {{{K}}} multiple times in the eyeball with a rusty screwdriver?

You don't need my persmission, that is unless you want to do it in this thread somehow!

http://www.mallmonkeys.com/comics/021003.jpg

You needed my permission to post this, trigger. Please remember this in the future!

MAY I ASK PERMISSION TO ASK PERMISSION TO ASK PERMISSION? :( [/center]

Yes you may! :)

Hurrmph ... like somebody needs permission to eat an asshole. :rolleyes :colonicirrigation

You do not have permission to be alive.

[Anonymous]

Jixby, may I tell {{{K}}} to shut up in this thread again?

[Jixby Phillips]

Yes you may Chojin thanks for asking!

[Anonymous]

Thanks!

Shut up, {{{K}}}.