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Samfucius
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:39 PM
Navi.

Navi.

Navi.

Goddamn, motherfucking Navi.


I seriously spent half of that game wishing that there was a "Backhand" command whenever I heard "Hey!"

Guitar Woman
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:43 PM
I like Navi.

Esuohlim
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:47 PM
Navi is really the only annoying character I think of off hand

Guitar Woman
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:53 PM
http://membres.lycos.fr/jujulm/ISlippy4.jpg


WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

Fathom Zero
Mar 18th, 2008, 10:59 PM
The bigger irritant is FALCO. Whom I enjoy, but everyone else seems to loathe.

Esuohlim
Mar 18th, 2008, 11:01 PM
Oh yeah and Mr. Game & Watch especially but I'm usually the one the plays as him and therefore the reason that he's annoying

Not that I'm good at Smash Bros. but I am good at pressing up on the D-pad a thousand times :lol

Emu
Mar 18th, 2008, 11:11 PM
I just started playing through OOT again.

fuck navi

Zomboid
Mar 18th, 2008, 11:22 PM
I opened this thread thinking emu would be defending navi because navi sucks, but I agree with him and everyone else who hates her. I remember getting really annoyed with all the "HEY"s when I played it for the first time.

LISTEN!

Girl Drink Drunk
Mar 18th, 2008, 11:24 PM
Maglir from Oblivion would be my runner up next to Navi.

DuFresne
Mar 18th, 2008, 11:35 PM
:lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTVkOyp1vxI

GADZOOKS
Mar 19th, 2008, 03:22 AM
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7299/aoooooooooqm3.gif
AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Pentegarn
Mar 19th, 2008, 06:43 AM
I found Wakka from FF10 a bit irritating.

Same can be said with Quina from FF9.

Guitar Woman
Mar 19th, 2008, 11:08 AM
JRPG's shouldn't count because all of them are scripted by 5 year olds.

Otherwise I would have said "every character from Tales of Symphonia," and the thread would have ended instantly.

argonath
Mar 19th, 2008, 11:15 AM
I hate the fucking eggplant wizards from Kid Icarus. Their attacks would turn you into an eggplant, and you'd have to find a hospital to return to normal. Of course, an eggplant can't fire any arrows, so you're forced to go back through all the rooms you narrowly escaped death in...unarmed. The worst part about them is that there were usually two in a room, and their attacks were completely random (as far as the arc and speed of them).

Mr. Noodlehead
Mar 19th, 2008, 01:13 PM
Navi. easily
"Hey... Hey... Hey... Listen... Listen... Hey..."

MLE
Mar 19th, 2008, 03:33 PM
Everyone hates Ivy except for me because she's a cheap ranged bitch :<

Emu
Mar 19th, 2008, 03:43 PM
I <3 Ivy :<

I hate Necrid though

Pub Lover
Mar 19th, 2008, 06:29 PM
I liked Navi's yattering for the full five minutes of the game that I had the sound on at all.

Guitar Woman
Mar 19th, 2008, 06:44 PM
I'm disgusting as Taki, but I also fucking hate her constant BATTLE SCREAMING

with every fiber of my soul

Roggs
Mar 20th, 2008, 03:40 PM
Foremost on my mind right now are Mack and Cooke from Lost Odyssey. "Oh, let's go off on a journey by ourselves to find our dead mother... again! I know it will set this game back another eight hours and bring the plot to a screeching halt again, but I want to see my mommy some more!"

darkvare
Mar 20th, 2008, 05:47 PM
i hate linebeck from zelda ph

10,000 Volt Ghost
Mar 20th, 2008, 06:29 PM
I didn't mind Navi, played with with the sound down and music playing instead though. Tingle to me always was worse. You couldn't turn the volume down on that loud of an outfit!

XtinaxFan
Mar 21st, 2008, 06:49 PM
The instant I saw the thread title I was like "navi.."
Wonder if theres a support group for all those who have been mentally raped by that animated bastard
Speaking of Zelda surprised no ones mentioned that zora princess Rutu. With her whining, nagging, nudity and marriage proposals. >:

Guitar Woman
Mar 21st, 2008, 06:57 PM
What the fuck is with this vendetta against Navi >:

EisigerBiskuit
Mar 21st, 2008, 07:53 PM
It's hard to choose an annoying character, unless you are the annoying one or they're accompanying you, but it comes down to Raiden, the shadow prince from Prince of Persia, and the Grim Reapers from Kid Icarus.

Pentegarn
Mar 21st, 2008, 07:56 PM
Navi was admittedly poorly planned. You have to wonder if they even tested the game with sound if they let it go live with that bit of repetitive voice acting in it. Though I only found Navi to be a mild annoyance. Like many others, I just listened to music instead.

EisigerBiskuit
Mar 21st, 2008, 08:01 PM
The problem with most people is that they most likely ignored her advice and had to endure the shrill every 5 seconds until they caved. I did not notice this often because I was a witless twat, and needed her to hold my hand.

King Hadas
Mar 22nd, 2008, 02:00 AM
"hey listen" was pretty annoying but I liked how if you locked on to an enemy and "HEY LISTENED" she'd tell you interesting little factoids about all the various monsters in the game.

Dr. Octogonopus
Mar 22nd, 2008, 11:12 AM
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff142/alexdpny/Tingle.jpg

Why choose Navi when there's this SOB? Admittedly the cosntant "HEY LISTEN" was annoying, but a thirty something year old guy who constantly believes he's a child? That's plain scary.

BurntToShreds
Mar 22nd, 2008, 01:57 PM
Atlas from BioShock.
"NUTHIN LOIK A FIST FULLOUGH LOIGHTNIN', IS THERE?"

"MOIRA!!! PATRICK!!"

"WEEL FOIND ROYIN, AND TAYR 'IS BLEEDIN' HERT OUT!!"

Also, every female fighting game character ever. Taki, Ivy, all the DOA girls, and especially Chun-Li. Her character designer likes thick girls. It said so in a cover story about Street fighter IV.

Poison doesn't count, you'd know why if you've heard "her" backstory >_>

And finally, Death from Castlevania. Those sickles flying through the air get me nearly every time.

EisigerBiskuit
Mar 23rd, 2008, 12:31 AM
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff142/alexdpny/Tingle.jpg

Why choose Navi when there's this SOB? Admittedly the cosntant "HEY LISTEN" was annoying, but a thirty something year old guy who constantly believes he's a child? That's plain scary.
Don't pull that shit with me. Play Rosy Rupee Land and you'll understand the fate given to him. Poor Tingle.

Dommin
Mar 23rd, 2008, 08:36 AM
I didn't immediately think of Navi.

The first thought that popped into my mind was "HI, I'M DAISY!".

Then, I thought of that fucking little kid from Garou: Mark Of The Wolves. I want to hand him over to Mr. Gacy on certain days.

Cedar
Mar 24th, 2008, 01:33 AM
What the fuck is with this vendetta against Navi >:
it's a conspiracy!!

Guitar Woman
Mar 26th, 2008, 06:59 PM
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/9/99/Petey_Strikers.PNG/250px-Petey_Strikers.PNG


jesus fucking CHRIST >:

To a lesser extent, DK, Boo, and Yoshi

Yoshi's not particularly good at anything but he's an annoying faggot who I hate and I love tackling him at full fucking force every chance I get

Kilgore Cod
Mar 26th, 2008, 10:10 PM
BABY MARIO

ElPila666
Mar 26th, 2008, 10:34 PM
Rayden's girlfriend from MGS2

Dr. Octogonopus
Mar 26th, 2008, 10:37 PM
Especially near the end when she's going nuts. "OH GOD JACK I'M PREGNANT"

Cedar
Mar 27th, 2008, 03:05 AM
that was cool IMO

Dr. Octogonopus
Mar 27th, 2008, 07:55 PM
Oh man, the first time I played that, when the colonel's face turns all shrunken and whatnot all of a sudden, it startled the shit outta me.

Girl Drink Drunk
Mar 27th, 2008, 09:19 PM
I thought Raiden's girlfriend was worse than the man of the hour.

MarioRPG
Mar 27th, 2008, 09:33 PM
I'll have to go with HI I'M DAISY

Dr. Octogonopus
Mar 27th, 2008, 09:48 PM
I can't believe nobody's mentioned Otis from Dead Rising, yet. Damn him and his 'transponder'! It's a walkie talkie!

Blaster Atoms
Mar 28th, 2008, 07:30 AM
Oh man...*rubs hands together* Carth Onassi from Knights of the Old Republic- If you don't want to talk about your past don't bring it up every five minutes. Ryu from Street Fighter- Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! The Explosive Drone from Duke Nukem 3D- Good god I hated hearing the sound of one coming up... I knew it was going to hit me, because I could never shoot them down. The Medusa Heads from Castlevania- Since when did mythology state that Medusa killed people by having her head fly at them and knock them off of platforms to their death? The Eagle from Ninja Gaiden(NES)- Same thing as above. Liquid Snake from Metal Gear Solid- "Damn you, Snake! I got all the recessive genes! Like that one that makes me a crazy asshole who has to be killed more times than that one guy from Die Hard!" Whisper from Fable- I can't put my finger on what's the most irritating aspect of Whisper, but it could be that noise she makes when you smack her a good one with a power attack. Fargoth from Morrowind- Something made the fine for assault worth it to punch him... That's all I can think of at the moment...

Mintrude
Mar 28th, 2008, 01:55 PM
Oh man, the first time I played that, when the colonel's face turns all shrunken and whatnot all of a sudden, it startled the shit outta me.

Oh God, yeh.

MarioRPG
Mar 28th, 2008, 02:59 PM
Blaster Atoms, your point about medusa heads was spot on.

BurntToShreds
Mar 28th, 2008, 04:36 PM
Then, I thought of that fucking little kid from Garou: Mark Of The Wolves. I want to hand him over to Mr. Gacy on certain days.

I hated Hokutomaru. Him and his gigantic ninja stars. One of the few people fighters in the game with a projectile that doesn't run along the ground. I remember that I only beat him once, with Freeman, my avatar. Then I got raped by Griffon Mask/Tizoc, who has SNK Boss Syndrome.

Symphony of the Belmonts
Mar 28th, 2008, 11:01 PM
Wow, I'm glad I never played Ocarina of Time if Navi's that annoying.

Dagger from FF9...well, that's more USELESS

Annoying? Maria from Symphony.

Zomboid
Mar 28th, 2008, 11:14 PM
FUCK YOUR VERY LONG NAME

Blaster Atoms
Mar 29th, 2008, 02:04 PM
Blaster Atoms, your point about medusa heads was spot on.

I played Castlevania again yesterday, and what do you think the first damn thing that gets me is? I hate having to start back over with the regular short whip... Got to thinking of some more though...

The little missle-hidden-in-a-cloud guys that knock you to your death in Megaman 3, Snakeman's stage

The little flying heads that come out of the bigger heads and again knock you to your death in Megaman 2, Airman's stage

Fortune from Metal Gear Solid 2. Damn was she a whiner...

The black ninjas from Ninja Gaiden who throw the explosive darts at you.

Those flying aliens from Halo 2

Sonic the Hedgehog and his menagerie of friends. I might catch heat for it but I don't care. The lot of 'em get on my nerves.

Ryder from San Andreas- &quot;You just a busta' CJ! I'm a mothafuckin' genius! Straight up ninja! Fo' life, mothafucka! You heard?!&quot; Same for &quot;O.G. Loc&quot;.

BLEU
Mar 29th, 2008, 02:51 PM
Sonic the Hedgehog and his menagerie of friends. I might catch heat for it but I don't care. The lot of 'em get on my nerves.

Isn't Sonic a silent protagonist?

Guitar Woman
Mar 29th, 2008, 03:35 PM
HEY HEY HEY, TIME FOR SOME SUPER SONIC SPEED

Girl Drink Drunk
Mar 29th, 2008, 03:44 PM
Blaster Atoms.

Blaster Atoms
Mar 29th, 2008, 04:14 PM
Isn't Sonic a silent protagonist?

Mimes are silent too but it doesn't stop them from bothering me.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 1st, 2008, 10:37 PM
Didn't Urkle do sonic's voice? Most non silent person I can think of.

layla17
Apr 2nd, 2008, 01:53 PM
The dog in Duck Hunt was my nemesis. I can't stand him. I'm sure I'm with everyone else in saying that I used to try to shoot him.

BongHitMan
Apr 2nd, 2008, 10:15 PM
That pub lover sure is an annoying character lol!

really though prolly the janitor from DeAD Rising.

Girl Drink Drunk
Apr 2nd, 2008, 10:49 PM
Would someone ban this idiot already?

Dommin
Apr 3rd, 2008, 01:09 AM
I hated Hokutomaru. Him and his gigantic ninja stars. One of the few people fighters in the game with a projectile that doesn't run along the ground. I remember that I only beat him once, with Freeman, my avatar. Then I got raped by Griffon Mask/Tizoc, who has SNK Boss Syndrome.

Yeah, with Freeman you can just do the slide underneath his ninja stars, though. The thing he does to piss me off is pop out of the air and slice you with the sword.

Tizoc is easier than hell with Freeman or Jae Hoon (the only people I use.)...especially Jae Hoon. His kick flurry (when held) will block whatever he uses, and then kick him in the face. Only his grabs will go through it.

Also, I'd like to say Rock. But only when a person uses him. CPU is dreadfully easy, but he's a bastard with a human handling him.

Action Ham
Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:51 AM
Sherry Birkin. Goddamn.

Zomboid
Apr 6th, 2008, 03:54 AM
Yeah, I'd agree with that one. I hate having to protect/guide NPCs in games. They always seem to walk right into trouble.

Niolani
Apr 13th, 2008, 08:26 PM
I was about to say Navi but I think Ciela, from Phantom Hourglass, is far more annoying than her. This picture explain a lot.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w127/niolani/7194d7bbaae2b5c2.jpg (http://andrewdickman.deviantart.com/)

MadballChibcha
Apr 15th, 2008, 10:09 PM
Natalya in GoldenEye 007 made me cringe at the screen sometimes. She´s not "actively" annoying like others posted, but she´s really nosy, meddling constantly within massive gunfights with a total disregard for herself, and ONE accidental shot from your gun and mission crapped.

Dr. Octogonopus
Apr 15th, 2008, 10:22 PM
Why do so many new posters refuse to get an avatar? Or sig?

Seven Force
Apr 15th, 2008, 11:48 PM
the red demon from ghouls n' ghosts

do barrels count as a character? :sonic3

MadballChibcha
Apr 16th, 2008, 01:50 PM
The black ninjas from Ninja Gaiden who throw the explosive darts at you.



YEAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! those were a ridiculous pain in the anus!! I got constantly raped by them on my first run.

BTW, their real name is Black Spider Ninjas, in case anyone wondered ;)

Fat_Hippo
Apr 16th, 2008, 03:30 PM
This one guy from Gothic II who you have to escort out of the minevalley past orcs, wargs, scavengers, bloodflies and any other shit that enjoys killing this fucker. I don't know his name anymore...but I sure remeber how much I wanted, and still want, to kill him. It wouldn't be so bad, but if he dies, the quest isn't removed from your active quest list, and I HATE having unsolvable quests lying around in my journal. They could at least have programmed it so that it goes into the failed quest list if he dies but noooooo, they had to piss me off. And you're even FORCED to take his quest because of the main quest! It's impossible to get around it.
Okay, thanks, now I'm pissed off again. I hope you're happy!>:

BurntToShreds
Apr 16th, 2008, 05:58 PM
F.E.A.R. The Assassins that are cloaked and don't move until you get within 2 feet of them. The ghosts that have glowy red eyes and attack just like the Assassins.

stitchfan626
Apr 17th, 2008, 12:20 AM
i have a couple:

The damned birds in Ninja Gaiden for the NES (if being a ninja required a patience test, those birds were that test)

Fortune from MGS 2. when i first encountered her, i just kept wasting my ammo. however when i replayed that situation, i just did 2 things: do cartwheels into the crates, and the other thing was hide in a box and then run while in the box.

Ton-Pooh and her sisters (i think they were sisters) in the anti gravity segment of Strider 1's final stage. trying to hit them was more difficult because they were upright while i was jumping and slashing on the ceiling.

Qwarx
Apr 17th, 2008, 08:15 AM
I hate the swooping snitchbugs from Pikmin, especially when both types (one that gets Pikmin the other seek out Olimar/Louie) are abound.

I also hate Yoshi and Wario.

T-Rex
Apr 17th, 2008, 08:55 AM
For me it was that damned Old Man Sniper Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3. It took me infinity years to kill his bitch ass.

http://www.konami.jp/gs/game/mgs3/fr/pic/chara_end_pic.gif

Also, Fat Man from MGS2 was a brown meaty turd.

Fat_Hippo
Apr 17th, 2008, 09:17 AM
You know, you can defeate that old guy by setting your PS2 clock a year forward, causing him to die of old age; according to Gamespot anyway. Pretty sweet, eh?

T-Rex
Apr 17th, 2008, 10:12 AM
Yeah, I heard about that. Changing your date settings seems like a lot of trouble, though. See? Everything about him is a pain in the ass, even cheating.

Psycho Mantis, however, was a sweet MG boss. Is it possible to beat him without switching ports? I've always wondered.

stitchfan626
Apr 17th, 2008, 04:46 PM
Yeah, I heard about that. Changing your date settings seems like a lot of trouble, though. See? Everything about him is a pain in the ass, even cheating.

Psycho Mantis, however, was a sweet MG boss. Is it possible to beat him without switching ports? I've always wondered.

it is possible to beat psycho mantis without switching ports, but it will be difficult since PM will anticipate every move you make

Chojin
Apr 17th, 2008, 06:25 PM
Actually, no, you can also break all the statues in the room with mantis and he can't read you anymore for some reason.

Guitar Woman
Apr 17th, 2008, 06:46 PM
I had no idea what to do the first time I fought Mantis, and ended up beating him without switching ports or breaking the statues. It took the better part of 30 minutes.

also my contribution to this thread are Archers from PVK2 stop fucking bunny hopping away from my cannonball shots jesus christ

Girl Drink Drunk
Apr 18th, 2008, 09:05 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT JESUS CHRIST MAN.

Seven Force
Apr 19th, 2008, 09:15 PM
wow dude calm down what the hell happened?

Seven Force
Apr 19th, 2008, 09:16 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhh i have that fag on ignore, no fuckin wonder :lol

not anymore :eek

Trash
Apr 20th, 2008, 05:44 PM
The AI from Killer Instinct

"UH OH LOOKS LIKE I'M LOSING BETTER DO A 5000+ HIT "UNFAIR" COMBO YEAH NOT SO TUFF NOW HUH"

Girl Drink Drunk
Apr 20th, 2008, 10:21 PM
Those scantly-clad women with whips from Battletoads & Double Dragon, that trash you within an inch of your life.

bobinator1992
Apr 26th, 2008, 09:30 AM
Sonic in Super Smash Brothers Brawl

"YOU'RE TOO SLOW!"
"YOU'RE TOO SLOW!"
"YOU'RE TOO SLOW!"
"COME ON, STEP IT UP!"

Then again, I hate Sonic in general, so yeah.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 26th, 2008, 08:28 PM
Lizard Man from Soul Calibur 2. For some reason he could just whoop on me. I had actual skill at that game without mashing buttons.

Guitar Woman
Apr 26th, 2008, 11:25 PM
I thought that mattered until I got beat by a five year old who might as well have been stepping on his controller :<

Emu
Apr 26th, 2008, 11:40 PM
the Soul Calibur series is one of those where the more you practice, the worse you get.

darkvare
Apr 27th, 2008, 01:05 AM
if you use mitsurugi and the block button you never lose in soul calibur

Grimscott
Apr 28th, 2008, 12:52 AM
Those twin flippy girls from Streets of Rage. Words cannot describe how much I hate them. You will never hit them because they are always jumping around or grabbing you. They can even grab you and throw you to the ground while you're jumping. The only way to attack successfully is to get one right after she lands. Of course, unless you've got someone playing with you, the other flippy girl is gonna sucker punch you.

Also, any and every civilian in an arcade railgun shooter. You know what I'm talking about. The ones that always seem to get themselves in a nasty situation and you will probably end up shooting accidently. Argh.

bobinator1992
Apr 28th, 2008, 05:11 AM
Those twin flippy girls from Streets of Rage. Words cannot describe how much I hate them. You will never hit them because they are always jumping around or grabbing you. They can even grab you and throw you to the ground while you're jumping. The only way to attack successfully is to get one right after she lands. Of course, unless you've got someone playing with you, the other flippy girl is gonna sucker punch you.


Argh, I know exactly who you're talking about. The only way I beat them was to keep getting killed so I could use the police car missile over and over, and then you have to fight them again on the last level where you can't use the police car missile.

BurntToShreds
Apr 28th, 2008, 05:18 PM
Raphael in SCII. Bastard always end up using the same attacks in Conquest Mode in the arcade version. I personally blame the 12-year-olds who probably use him.

Zombinatrix
Apr 28th, 2008, 05:52 PM
Largo LaGrande, that mo'fo stole all my scratch at the beginning of Monkey Island 2.

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 28th, 2008, 11:35 PM
Square Tetris block. I'd always end up covering some hole that I didn't want to cover up, and it's just screw up everything. So then I'd have to work to clear the stupid square just so I could get back to setting up my tetris.

Fat Ugly Drunk
Apr 30th, 2008, 06:22 AM
Square Tetris block. I'd always end up covering some hole that I didn't want to cover up, and it's just screw up everything. So then I'd have to work to clear the stupid square just so I could get back to setting up my tetris.
Thinking about your avatar, I can't decide whether or not Minanimoto is annoying as fuck or completely awesome...


Off the top of my head I can't think of an annoying character that well and truly stands out, but my sister fucking hates Ryu from Street Fighter with a passion.

LordSappington
Apr 30th, 2008, 10:46 PM
That one pink chick with the nipple chains in Ninja Gaiden for xbox. I almost broke my controllers in frustration.

MLE
May 1st, 2008, 01:02 PM
The insurance salesman from Animal Crossing: Wild World.

Logically, the next one is Mr. Resetti, since I always have to see him after the insurance salesman.

EisigerBiskuit
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:19 PM
I think I will take my group out to the courtyard there shouldn't be anyone here and
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/7/2/77223607fa3eeff912d86066115b76a3.jpg
DID I NOT DESTROY YOUR JEEP

Fathom Zero
Jun 12th, 2008, 03:29 PM
For me it was that damned Old Man Sniper Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3. It took me infinity years to kill his bitch ass.

After about seven minutes of observing, I got a headshot on him. Maybe I'm just fly like that.

Dimnos
Jun 12th, 2008, 04:11 PM
http://membres.lycos.fr/jujulm/ISlippy4.jpg


WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

ROFL!! So true

pac-man
Jun 12th, 2008, 04:18 PM
Waluigi bugs the shit out of me. Not because of anything he does in particular; he's just kinda superfluous. Go away, Waluigi.

Lobo Tommy
Jun 12th, 2008, 07:28 PM
Walugi is just stupid. He has never been in a real Mario game. He's pointless.

Dimnos
Jun 13th, 2008, 02:50 PM
Cortana in Halo 3. She never does anything other than spout of some random crap when your trying to get your kill on. And you cant just ignore her and go on about your day... no it slows you down to a crawl and dims your screen to where all you can really see is her crapy transmision that doesnt tell you anything. Wish i could have just left her on the ship to be blown up at the end.

Lobo Tommy
Jun 13th, 2008, 03:26 PM
THE FUCKING WYVERN ON THE AIRSHIP IN FFX.

How did I forget about this asshole? The most aggravating thing ever. It took me a year to beat this bastard.

Guitar Woman
Jun 13th, 2008, 07:24 PM
http://a459.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/69/l_77cd0227584298c1e9b1c24c5c7e7e4a.jpg

pac-man
Jun 14th, 2008, 03:05 AM
Any character who needs to be escorted is annoying.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/issues/issue_124/2644-Escort-Missions-Suck

Guitar Woman
Jun 14th, 2008, 07:39 AM
If it's just escorting then there are way worse characters than Ashley.

NATALYA. >: >: >:

But I actually don't mind half of RE4 being an escort mission, it's pulled off well. I just really, really don't like Ashley.

pac-man
Jun 14th, 2008, 08:16 AM
On a related note, I'd like to submit every retarded-AI teammate that is, was, or shall be. Just knowing you've got all these fuckers on your side, and all they can do is get lost, stand in your way, or die is annoying as hell. Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter, Brothers In Arms, and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas are three that immediately come to mind.

Lobo Tommy
Jun 14th, 2008, 02:10 PM
At least you can shoot Ashley in the head.

Why can't Leon give her a gun anyways? She gets killed so easily, and it's his mission to protect her. Stupid selfish cop.

Guitar Woman
Jun 14th, 2008, 02:57 PM
shooting ashley isn't too satisfying, I think. I just pelt her with eggs.

pac-man
Jun 14th, 2008, 04:07 PM
I just look up her skir.... I mean, I do the egg thing too.

EisigerBiskuit
Jun 14th, 2008, 09:04 PM
The only good escort missions are where the NPCs escort your sorry ass.

I can't recall any, because that's as rare as seeing the other side of the moon.

Girl Drink Drunk
Jun 14th, 2008, 09:53 PM
Oblivion (during that first part)?

Sacks
Jun 15th, 2008, 11:46 PM
Ryu

LordSappington
Jun 16th, 2008, 08:51 PM
Hayabusa? You can go die.

pac-man
Jun 16th, 2008, 09:03 PM
Any character voiced by Kath Soucie, except the chick from Full Throttle. She's got to be the least versatile voice actor, yet she gets all kinds of work.

Sacks
Jun 16th, 2008, 09:21 PM
Ryu as in Ryu and Ken.

LordSappington
Jun 16th, 2008, 09:21 PM
Oh that makes sense. No problem there.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 19th, 2008, 08:47 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25251854/?pg=1#games_top5_080618_UnlikableCharacters

per msn at least.

BurntToShreds
Jun 24th, 2008, 11:49 AM
Those ears... My God, she could have just flown off of the island with them!!