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Rongi
Dec 18th, 2004, 07:26 PM
i was in the parking lot of some independent music store waiting for my friend. she pulls up i lean on the window and plop some bird feces lands right on my head :(
Jixby Phillips
Dec 18th, 2004, 07:31 PM
th-th-th-then what :eek
Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 18th, 2004, 07:32 PM
That's supposed to be good luck. I was on a boat on the Thames river and a bird shit on me, and the lady in the seat behind me said that it was good luck...I didn't feel real lucky.....:(
MetalMilitia
Dec 18th, 2004, 07:56 PM
How come you get good luck when a particularly unlucky thing happens to you?
it must unbalence the luckyness in the universe meaning you will definetly be luckyer in furture as excess bad luck has been used..... or something. :/
Rongi
Dec 18th, 2004, 08:05 PM
th-th-th-then what :eek

a ghost came out!
Rongi
Dec 18th, 2004, 08:06 PM
and i think that whole being lucky thing was just made up to make people feel better about getting shat on by an animal
Sethomas
Dec 18th, 2004, 08:08 PM
One time a lion pissed on my sister.
Rongi
Dec 18th, 2004, 08:10 PM
where did that happen?
GADZOOKS
Dec 18th, 2004, 08:16 PM
Hell, i would take a shit on you too if I saw you coming out of an independent music store
Rongi
Dec 18th, 2004, 08:35 PM
what's wrong with an independent music store? everything is cheaper here than target or tower records or whatever

asshole >:
GADZOOKS
Dec 18th, 2004, 08:43 PM
Did you enjoy the witty banter between John Kusack and Jack Black while you were there.
Rongi
Dec 18th, 2004, 08:53 PM
you're so gay sometimes
Ninjavenom
Dec 18th, 2004, 09:03 PM
A bird shit on my favorite shirt when i was in ocean city. On one hand, i had to wash my shirt. On the other hand, a bird shit on me. I thought it was pretty fucking hilarious.
Jixby Phillips
Dec 18th, 2004, 11:20 PM
Did you enjoy the witty banter between John Kusack and Jack Black while you were there.

omfg lol. I hate that movie ;_;

Rongi theres nothign wrong with going to INDEPENDANT record stores, just dont mentiion they are independant when you're telling the story about getting shit on. If you got shit on after walking out of Tower Records or a Virgin Megastore, would you have said "I WAS TALKING OUT OF A CHAIN RECORD STORE"
Rongi
Dec 18th, 2004, 11:27 PM
alright i guess i could understand that. if i got shit on after coming out of a mcdonalds i woundnt say "I WAS WALKING OUT OF A FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENT" :lol
Seven Force
Dec 19th, 2004, 02:21 PM
A bird shat on you. Move on.
Rongi
Dec 19th, 2004, 03:01 PM
i wish i could shit on you
Esuohlim
Dec 19th, 2004, 03:53 PM
Have any of you ever watched KEVIN SMITH'S Dogma?
Brandon
Dec 19th, 2004, 03:59 PM
A seagull shit on my dad's head at Cedar Point years ago.

Fortunately, he's bald.
GADZOOKS
Dec 19th, 2004, 04:55 PM
I once got shat on by a bird when I was about 12 at summer camp. We were in a canoe too.
Rongi
Dec 19th, 2004, 05:12 PM
Have any of you ever watched KEVIN SMITH'S Dogma?

:(
kellychaos
Dec 21st, 2004, 03:39 PM
Everybody's a critic. I wouldn't worry about it as long as you have mass appeal. That's were the money's at. Fact.
Rongi
Dec 21st, 2004, 03:41 PM
Hush, fatty.
kellychaos
Dec 21st, 2004, 03:51 PM
Eye kant reed. :tear
HickMan
Dec 21st, 2004, 03:55 PM
A seagull shit on my dad's head at Cedar Point years ago.

Fortunately, he's bald.

Were you in a line for a ride? My brother was waiting to ride the MAGNUM XL200 and he got bird poop on his thumb :(. He whined like a sissy boy.
Brandon
Dec 21st, 2004, 06:09 PM
Yeah, I think he was in line for the Mad Scrambler or the Matterhorn or one of those rides in the middle of the park. He had to jump out of line so he could wash his head off in the nearest bathroom.
Guitar Woman
Dec 21st, 2004, 06:57 PM
Have any of you ever watched KEVIN SMITH'S Dogma?
Yes. :(
HickMan
Dec 21st, 2004, 08:13 PM
Yeah, I think he was in line for the Mad Scrambler or the Matterhorn or one of those rides in the middle of the park. He had to jump out of line so he could wash his head off in the nearest bathroom.

:( My brother brought wet naps
Evil Bastard
Dec 21st, 2004, 09:31 PM
i was in the parking lot of some independent music store waiting for my friend. she pulls up i lean on the window and plop some bird feces lands right on my head :(

Understandable. It sore a pile of shit and decided to add to it
HickMan
Dec 21st, 2004, 09:36 PM
DAAAMN NEGRO BACKUP!
Esuohlim
Dec 21st, 2004, 11:32 PM
Have any of you ever watched KEVIN SMITH'S Dogma?
Yes. :(

Did you misunderstand the meaning of that post and answer my rhetorical question for cool points or something? >:

Understandable. It sore a pile of shit and decided to add to it

Hahaha DID IT SORE ANYTHING ELSE?
Rongi
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:35 PM
Understandable. It sore a pile of shit and decided to add to it

jerk :tear