Last Poster Wins

[Pub Lover]

Go post in the Postcount Fight thread.

[Marc Summers]

Oh I don't want to spoil the fun. Whoops, I just realized I'm too late :tear

[Pub Lover]

Hey buddy, you're better than some.

Hey Kelly. :rolleyes

[Marc Summers]

Self-deprecation is always good for an easy compliment :conspiracy

[Pub Lover]

Only because I like you, there are alot of people here that would tell you to shut up at every post. ;)

[Guitar Woman]

I scrolled to the bottom of the page to check mock wars, and it wasn't there, and I was all "wait, what :("

[Pub Lover]

This is the true home of The Mock Wars forum. If you read the Postcount Fight thread, it talks about the forum being moved to the bottom of the page, & how it was scary.

Oh, & hey! :)

[kellychaos]

a bit like winning in the Special Olympics, in'nt it? :(

[Guitar Woman]

What is?

[Pub Lover]

This thread.

[The Retro Kat]

There is a slight resemblence.

[Guitar Woman]

Except for the people who don't make fun of retards :o

[kellychaos]

Oh, this is far from over, people! You can bet your bottom-dollar, Daddy Warbucks!! >:

[Guitar Woman]

Man fuck you, i was about to win and everything. >:

[Dr. Fu]

Watch an mod come in here and spoil all the fun.

HILARITY WOULD ENSUE LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

[bigtimecow]

WIN

LOCK NOW WWWWWW

[kellychaos]

GW,

You are like an angry grizzly bear all wailing and flailing around and stuff after being caught in a bear trap. You are angry because you realize that it was Goldilocks who set the bear trap and because you do not have opposable thumbs to un-spring the trap and you can't read the bear-trap instructions even if you did because you're a bear and you can't read ... and Goldilocks is human ... and I am Goldilocks.

[Guitar Woman]

So you're a little 5 year old girl who walks into random houses and eats the stuff she finds in them?

[kellychaos]

And you're still writhing in excruciating pain. Whateva. Give it a name, right?

I win.

[Guitar Woman]

ONLY UNTIL I GNAW MY OWN FOOT OFF THEN COME AFTER YOU IN AN ANGRY RAGE, YOU BITCH

[kellychaos]

I've already thought of that. My air of superiority is matched only by my cowardice. I jumped into my Barbie corvette and had fled the scene hours ago. At a spry 2 mph, I estimate that I should have been safely away @ 5 hours time. Bon appetite!

[Guitar Woman]

TOO LATE I'M ALREADY ON YOUR TRAIL
THIS WILL BE YOU IN HALF AN HOUR
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/VICTIM.jpg

Edit: lol I had to make it so his winky didn't show

[Chojin]

shouldn't you be in mock wars

[kellychaos]

That was SO wrong! :lol

Good luck in Mock Wars.

Why are his pants around his ankles? An horrically aborted attempt at beastiality? :(

[kellychaos]

shouldn't you be in mock wars

She seems to be motivated by an all-consuming force outside her control. I think she has some sort of venedetta against me. Perhaps it's because I called her a "big fat cow" a time or two? :shrug

[Guitar Woman]

Why are his pants around his ankles? An horrically aborted attempt at beastiality? :(
The bear most likely had to tear them off to get at the meaty meatness of the poor soul's leg.

[kellychaos]

I'm not a perrrrrfect persooooon :(

but I AM perfectly in the lead once again. XXX OOO :kthxbye

[Marc Summers]

I think you're obsessing about winning a little too much. Unhealthy competition, if you will :posh

[Jeff The Ninja]

Im in lead after entering the race really late.

[ziggytrix]

this thread is message board cancer >:

[MetalMilitia]

Started by the resident message board AIDS.

p.s. Winning

[Guitar Woman]

Damnit kelly, every time I think I'm about to win this thread you have to bump it and fuck everything up. I hate you and everything you stand for. >:

[kellychaos]

Might I suggest some labia-plasty to tighten things up a bit, you flapping cunt? :posh

[xbxDaniel]

Kelly, does every insult you use to attack Guitar Woman have to use such flavorless laungauge. Try "I would like to request that you engage in the impossible act of fornicating yourself with a slender, long, smooth iron cylinder". Just because you use :posh <---- this doesn't mean your insults have more class.

[nothing4buddha]

kelly made me laugh :(

[xbxDaniel]

I have to take back what I said about Kelly...somewhat. I just saw your I-mockery bard thread. Like I said, I take back what I said. :|

[Guitar Woman]

5 dollars says kelly can't come up with an insult directed at me that contains no reference to sex, genetals, breasts, the digestive tract, or any other part of my body.

[Pub Lover]

I'm not saying he can't, but really, why would he want to? The vein is so deep after all.

[Guitar Woman]

I think he's just jealous because I'm prettier than he is. ;)

[Pub Lover]

No, he probably thinks that is how you woo a woman over the internet.

It's certainly why I've been so abusive to you recently.

[kellychaos]

5 dollars says kelly can't come up with an insult directed at me that contains no reference to sex, genetals, breasts, the digestive tract, or any other part of my body.

Guitar Woman is so stupid that when I said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon! :lol

[xbxDaniel]

Damn, he made five dollars. I think the costs are greater than the payout this time though.

[kellychaos]

My very soul, sir ... my very soul ... :(

[kellychaos]

Guitar Woman's so stupid that she got fired from the M&M manufacturing plant for throwing away the W's. :highfive

P.S. I'm winning.

[Pub Lover]

Double posting cancels out the win, so you effectively handed it to xbxMCj.

[MetalMilitia]

:giggle

[Pub Lover]

Only fags & little fags giggle. :smirk

[Marc Summers]

http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/5065/carbonprone7vf.jpg
I rode my bike to school today!


http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/2346/bbq9cake56jx.jpg
But when I got there I realized I had forgotten my precious notebook!


http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9132/specialednotebook6yj.jpg
There was no way in hell I was leaving it behind, since I need it to learn!


http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/7828/200502168bp.gif
My special lady friend held back her tears. "But Marc..." she pleaded. "You won't make it on time...you'll miss the lecture on Hellenistic Roman Architecture..." She threw herself at me like a two-dollar whore on Black Friday. "Don't worry about me..." I replied soothingly.


http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/6213/kuramadetermined5xs.jpg
"You go to class, I think I'll make it!" The sheer look of determination on my face seemed to somewhat calm her...at least her spastic convulsions had stopped.


http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/3152/teenonphone7cs.jpg
"Why hello fellow roommate! I had the misfortune of misplacing my absolutely precious collection of notes! Could you be a benevolent young man and fetch them posthaste?"


http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3880/mini44arinonthephone8rs.jpg
"Oh my goodness how awful for you! Unfortunately I am indisposed with my mistress presently, however I would be most willing to send them along after we have terminated our current love making session."


http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4060/b000068phe08sclzzzzzzz3yn.jpg
"Oh that is too bad my fellow roommate, for I will just have to throw away this brand new Vanessa Carlton CD because nobody is here to appreciate her music!"


http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3880/mini44arinonthephone8rs.jpg
"Oh shit be right there"


http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/8302/aprkadalsadukudu013dn.jpg
Long story short, I got my notebook, my roommate got his Vanessa Carlton CD, and my lady friend continues to bump into things when it's dark.

[Pub Lover]

Only fags & little fags giggle.
How aptly Freudian. I had meant to say fags & little girls. :(

[Guitar Woman]

what happened to you marc, you used to be cool >:

[kellychaos]

Gut instinct tells me that you can burp and fart with the best of them ... really. Are you up to this challenge to your honor? *throws gauntlet*

Methaneously yours, Kellychaos


still winning

[Guitar Woman]

And now for another exciting episode of...

BITCHFIGHTS ON I-MOCKERY.NET!!!

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8958/announcer2xb.jpg
Hi everyone, Random Announcer Guy Who Has a Name That's Supposed to be Funny here to bring you yet another episode of Bitchfights on I-Mockery.net! On today's episode, we have a rather interesting matchup of two incredibly boring and unfunny people that's sure to result in tears and bloodshed from both contestants. Not that anyone around here ever cares.

Now, let's meet our pasty-faced internet gladiators! First up, we've got a guy who likes Calvin and Hobbes so much that he has to express his sexual desire for the characters through a retarded dancing avatar that he hasn't changed since before 2004! An ever frequent face in dumpsters and sewer grates everywhere, it's kellychaos!

http://xtreme1.myveo.com/~myveo/amember/thumbnails/14829.Picture%20003.jpg
Hey there Random Announcer Guy Who Has a Name That's Supposed to be Funny! Let me just tell you, it's an honor to finally be on this show for real, fighting someone I hate a whole lot!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/untitled2.jpg
That's great, kelly! Now, before we get started, we're going to have to know a little more about you, so as always our crack team of crackheads has compiled some data on you!

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/aberge3/hobs.gif
kellychaos
Age: 12.
Gender: Male.
Height: 4'6.
Ethnic group: American.
Forum status: That one piss-guzzling bucket of fly shit who thinks he's funny with his messed-up limericks and won't shut up, no matter how hard we try to make him.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/untitled2.jpg
Well, that was interesting. Oh wait, no it wasn't.
Now that we know a little bit more about kellychaos, it's time to meet our second contestant! She's an aptly named guitarist with pink hair who, until recently, was romantically involved with Pub Lover, another frequent contestant here on our show! She can usually be found in her basement either crying her eyes out because she doesn't have any friends in real life, or on the internet doing the exact same thing! Please welcome... Guitar Woman!

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2701/gw4tf.jpg
Hello Random Announcer Guy, thanks for having me on the show! I plan to show no mercy in my fight with kellychaos today, and hope to make him leave the forums in a fit of prepubescent rage.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/untitled2.jpg
That's great! That guy annoys me shitless!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/I-Mock%20crap/fisto.jpg
You mean he annoys you without shit?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/untitled2.jpg
I sure as hell hope so!
OK, now before we take a look at your stats, I need to ask you a quick question - Why did you send us a wood carving instead of a real picture of yourself?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/I-Mock%20crap/fisto.jpg
Because... uh... If people knew what I looked like, they'd come to my house with, like, a gun!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/untitled2.jpg
Ok, whatever floats your boat I guess. Now let's have a look at those stats!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/I-Mock%20crap/fisto.jpg
Guitar Woman
Age: 18
Gender: Female.
Height: 5'6.
Ethnic group: German.
Forum status: The last single chick on the boards, which is why we put up with her like this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/untitled2.jpg
Well folks, this sure does look like it's going to be an exciting match-up today! Now, since kellychaos was the one who requested this fight take place, our rules state that he must throw out the first insult. Kelly?

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/aberge3/hobs.gif
Um... well... I uh....

There once was a girl named Guitar Woman
Said to be from Sasquatch-ewan
She looks like a cow
And it's rumored that how
She udderly wow, but she weighs a ton!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/untitled2.jpg
Wow. That was the worst thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Come on, everyone knows you can do better!

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/aberge3/hobs.gif
Well I uh

http://www.pukeplanet.com/images/barf.jpg
*BLAOIAWH;OHFGOAH*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/barfedon.jpg
OH MY LORD! KELLYCHAOS JUST BARFED ON ME!

TO BE CONTINUED

[Pub Lover]

I'm crushed! Crushed I tell you! :(



Now I'm gonna get drunk & fuck Seth. >:

[Marc Summers]

what happened to you marc, you used to be cool >:

Sorry, I've been kinda busy, and I've been posting without precariously editing the shit out of all my posts and reading it as if somebody I hated had wrote it.

wtf I'm apologizing too much GUITAR WOMAN >: >: >: >: >:

[kellychaos]

Guitar woman has no friends! :lol :fatbitch

[kellychaos]

It's a shame that you were knocked out of Mock Wars so soon that you were forced to use all these surplus graphics on one so lowly as myself. Good luck next year, btx.

[The Retro Kat]

:lackofhilarityensues

[Guitar Woman]

well what did you expect, this is the postcount fight for extreme faggots thread >:

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.alancaseyentertainment.com.au/Clown%20-%20Mr%20Happy.jpg

Well what do you expect, you post here.

[kellychaos]

I do not even know how to respond to that other than:

"You're a big, fat cow!!"

It seems to be becoming my mantra lately and ... what the hell ... it works for all occasions. :/

[xbxDaniel]

So what you're trying to say is

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/mock-cowGW.jpg


Yeah, yeah, I know it looks like shit.

I hope I remembered my symbols correctly.

[nothing4buddha]

the cow is lesser than or equal to or equal to?

[xbxDaniel]

I should've put GW on the left side. It would've been better that way, but hey, I'm lazy.

EDIT: Yeah, I guess I got the lesser than symbol right then.

[kellychaos]

Actually, the "is" would imply equality ... i.e. "=". :/

Like a cow, GW tends to regurgitate the same old lame business, again and again. The similiarities are astounding!

[xbxDaniel]

So, my good sir, whould equate her to that of a domestic ungulate or would you consider our peer (i.e. GW) to be greater than that of any farm animal we can associate with her?

[kellychaos]

less than a pig, at any rate :(

[MetalMilitia]

whats going on here? >:

[xbxDaniel]

Damn, it's the feds!!

[MetalMilitia]

I think its about time for you to fess up, mr!

[kellychaos]

The summoning dark hath seized your soul and bid you lay down to slumber with the rest of the losers. Will you not hear its call?! >:

[MetalMilitia]

/Puts on wizard hat

[kellychaos]

/rolls 17 :/

[MetalMilitia]

/ha! "Go directly to jail. Do not pass go"
/Rolls 5

[xbxDaniel]

The summoning dark hath seized your soul and bid you lay down to slumber with the rest of the losers. Will you not hear its call?! >:

THE CONTESTANTS!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/hobbesdance.jpg
Kelly- Known to bitch about GW and occasionally makes an amusing joke. Known to hang out with a little blonde haired boy.



http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/01_white_cat_in_ia.jpg
MetalMilitia- Posts a lot of cat pictures. Has a decent sense of humor. Has no known boy associates.


MM starts off with the deadly scratch of death!
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/Cat_Scratch_Fever_2.jpg


Kelly comes back with some dancing, and a poem insulting GW.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/calvin-hobbes_dance.gif
"OH GW HOW MUCH DO YOU SUCK, SOMETHING SOMETHING SUCK"

Commentator 1-How will MM come back with something like that? That was a deep cut with the scratch, but dancing with boys?!?
Security Tator- I'm a security potato, please come with me.


MM COMES BACK WITH A HAT ON A CAT! DAYOM!!!
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/cat-duckhat.jpg
I know it's not a wizard hat, but I'm lazy and don't have photoshop.


Who comes out victorius? You vote France! Call 859-802-8407, piss off my ex-girlfriend!





NOW MONOPOLY!!!! DOES YOUR REACH HAVE ANY BOUNDARIES?!?!?
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/MONOPOLY.jpg
Damn, I need a girlfriend

[Marc Summers]

At least you aren't making a lame attempt at humor by rewording the phrase "why won't you die"

[xbxDaniel]

Hey, I'm trying to train for next year's mock wars. I don't want to suck completely at it. :/

[Guitar Woman]

Thanks for ripping off my TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME post, you cunt.

[xbxDaniel]

I'm glad you have something witty and sharp to insult me with. You're so tactful.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh sure, try to draw the public's attention away from the fact that you ripped off my post. :rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

Hey guitarwoman why dont you piss off

[Guitar Woman]

Hey metalmilitia why don't you piss on

[Guitar Woman]

[yourself]

[Marc Summers]

GOD THIS PAGE SUCKS AND IT SHOULD DIE >: >: >: >:
http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/8772/fatcutavatar0ao.gif
Pub, use your mighty powers to help us move onward into a bright and exciting new page. Let us forget the atrocities that have happened recently and move on.

[ArrowX]

I'm going to fucking ROCK the 06 mock wars!

[Marc Summers]

I'm going to fuck the 06 mock wars!
Fixed.

[Dr. Fu]

I'm going to fuck the 06 mock wars!
Fixed.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[ScruU2wice]

I honestly thought this thread would just be a bunch a people posting "I win" one after another..

[Orange Juice Bruce]

I win!

[GADZOOKS]

Congratulations!

Whoops!

[Orange Juice Bruce]

Fuck you for ruining my supremem victory and....

wait.

YAY! I win again!

[Marc Summers]

Oh I'm so sorry but I do believe that I have taken the lead again :weirdstare

[Orange Juice Bruce]

I can keep this up allllllll day

BECAUSE I WIN!!!

[Marc Summers]

It's nighttime right now so I guess I win because it's your bedime isn't it?

[Orange Juice Bruce]

I go to sleep at 8 in the morning....it's 11:53 here. It'll be a long night.


Also, I win.

[Pub Lover]

I win at being a loser! >:

Pub, use your mighty powers to help us move onward into a bright and exciting new page. Let us forget the atrocities that have happened recently and move on.
I signed-in just for you. :kiss

[Guitar Woman]

Damn you Pub, I can't play KoL anymore because that's where you stalk me from. >:

[Dr. Fu]

LoL

[GADZOOKS]

http://cbs.sportsline.com/images/ref.gif

Penalty on Dr. Fu, Incomplete Post, Loss of 3 threads.

http://cjonline.com/images/112304/25772_270.jpg

keep walking asshole

[Dr. Fu]

LoL @ Gadzooks

[Rongi]

i win

[Dr. Fu]

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/5627/niger2zy.png

[Pub Lover]

This thread is too long. >:

Damn you Pub, I can't play KoL anymore because that's where you stalk me from. >:
What's that Bitchcakes? You think I'm stalking you? Get over yourself lady, we broke up! >:

:lol

Seriously, I'm too busy trying to assemble a star key to be interested in whatever you're doing. :( [/blog]

I win.

[GADZOOKS]

I Juan

http://www.kidlink.org/english/career/art/Juan.jpg

[Rongi]

Ipod

also, Come On Eileen was a good song

[GADZOOKS]

Gary Glitter is going to be executed in vietnam for screwing pre-teens.

Every time he gets shot he's going to be all "HEY!!!!"

[Dr. Fu]

Gary Glitter is going to be executed in vietnam for screwing pre-teens.

Every time he gets shot he's going to be all "HEY!!!!"

lol

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/5681/sesamestreetlol7kx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Rongi]

come on eileen...doo doo doo doo

[nothing4buddha]

this thread makes my vagina hurt.

[Dr. Fu]

un
deux
trois
quatre
cinq
six
sept
huit
neuf
dix

[Mr. Fugo]

Son, it looks as though you have a tragic case of GET THE HELL OUT, SLUT

[Mr. Fugo]

No. That was rude of me. I will go think about what I've done now

[Dr. Fu]

Son, it looks as though you have a tragic case of GET THE HELL OUT, SLUT

What's a slut?

[Seven Force]

Gary Glitter is going to be executed in vietnam for screwing pre-teens.

Every time he gets shot he's going to be all "HEY!!!!"

More like DIEtnam.

Also, i'm truly disgusted with Gary Glitter.

Also, I win.

[Rosenstern]

Hey, Seven! What's with the only-marginally-attractive asian chick in your avatar, today? Did you really run the internet out of smokin-hot ones?! :(

[MetalMilitia]

they ran out of tinsel in vietman this year so they are hanging glitter instead haha

[Pub Lover]

Hey Cool, we're now in the Anime forum! This thread, that I'm winning right now, is almost gaining Postcount Fight proportions. :)

[Guitar Woman]

I went to the mockwars forum, and this thread wasn't there, and I almost died. :(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, that's how all the losers felt when the Mad-Libs got bounced around the boards.

I win, however.

[sadie]

did i tell you yet how much i truly love being in gw's signature? >:

[Pub Lover]

You've got to remember that it's uniquely pertinent to GW as she was once attacked by Glowbelly at a school play. It was that trauma that led to her being so unfunny. :(

I Win!

[Seven Force]

Yeah, it's not like she's naturally as funny as a salt-water enema.

I win.

[Pub Lover]

Or do you?

I win!

[Seven Force]

Yes, actually I do.

Win, that is.

[Pub Lover]

Really? Oh. :(

[Seven Force]

Wait, I just realized something. If we keep posting back and forth and take up most of the page, we could BOTH win!

[Pub Lover]

Wait, I just realized something. If we keep posting back and forth and take up most of the page, we could BOTH win!
No, I think that would make us both losers. :(

[Seven Force]

But I don't want to be like GW. :(

[Pub Lover]

Too Late! :lol

[Seven Force]

Jeez, I sure hope that's really you in your avatar and not some hot chick from a stupid TV show. :lol

[Pub Lover]

Why don't you just use one of those random scripts that changes your avatar everytime the page reloads, or better you could hold your asain (contraction of ass pain, as we all know that those orientals are kinky) love to your private moments?

[Seven Force]

How do you know it's not a random script?

[Pub Lover]

Get it? Ass Pain? :eek :eek :eek

[Seven Force]

Yes I do get it Pub, but i'd rather not talk about ass pain as it's a touchy subject with me. :(

damn saigon whores...

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, just roll with the punches & soon you'll be part of the gang. Right, Tex?

[Seven Force]

I have no prepared response for that. :lol

[Pub Lover]

Following the forum guidelines you're meant to call me a fag. :(

[Seven Force]

I guess i'm just not ready for the big leagues yet. :(

I haven't updated my site in a long time.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, maybe you shouldn't move out just yet.

Does anyone go to your site?

[Jeff The Ninja]

I AM BETTER THAN YOU BITCHEZ, I POSTED ON A MESSAGE BOARD.

[Pub Lover]

Yes!

...BUT I WIN!

[Seven Force]

I think i'm ready to move out on my own. If I somehow have to go back home, at least i'll have the experience and try again next time.

I usually get 50+ hits a week. I don't know now. Haven't touched it since early November. I'm looking for other writers too.

[Pub Lover]

...BUT I WIN!

[sadie]

ahem.

[Jeff The Ninja]

LeT uS eAt BaBiEs.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, eating babies is funny, but only if they're black. Right, Jeff The Racist?


>:

[MetalMilitia]

I bet black babies would make Jeff feel i'll because he's so racist!

[Rosenstern]

So... why did this thread get moved, again?

[Pub Lover]

Because I... um, 'Chojin' doesn't like us gaying up the forums.

[The Raging Brute]

i win

[Seven Force]

I win.

[Seven Force]

"Your search - Overweight Gay Matrix - did not match any documents."

Well, thank god for that, I guess.

[Jonathan Clement]

BUMP

[xbxDaniel]

He's back!

[The Raging Brute]

i win again

[Pub Lover]

Yes, you are a big loser, but I win this losing battle.

[MetalMilitia]

not so fast!

[ziggytrix]

oh fuckin christ, is THIS why this forum has been lit up as containing new posts every day?

[Seven Force]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

oh fuckin christ, is THIS why this forum has been lit up as containing new posts every day?
Yeah, I'm just waiting for this thread to be moved to General Blabber & subsequently dying. :(

[The Raging Brute]

this will go on forever

[ArrowX]

make your gay avitar(gayvitar) smaller or I will consume your dog!

[The Raging Brute]

i dont have a dog

[The Raging Brute]

BURNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ArrowX]

The I'll just have to consume you















.....with my asshole!

[The Raging Brute]

u sick motherfucker. lol

[Seven Force]

AHEM!

I do believe I win!

[Marc Summers]

I hope you enjoyed the hour in which you were in the lead...

[Seven Force]

I'm sorry, what was that?

[Marc Summers]

I dunno it was all over so quickly!

[Seven Force]

I'm sorry, I can't understand you.

[Marc Summers]

Maybe because I just talk circles around you and you can't keep up...

[Seven Force]

You're going to have to speak LOUDER, sir, if you want to be understood.

[Marc Summers]

I REALLY REALLY WISH I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON IN YOUR AVATAR

NOT REALLY

[Seven Force]

I have no idea, it's not a cute Asian woman. That's all I can tell you i'm afraid. :(

[ArrowX]

I <3 NECROPHELIA!

[Misdemonar]

>: :) >: :) >: :) >: :) >: :)

[red8ge]

:boot

[Pub Lover]

Get It? :lol

[Seven Force]

No? :(

[Pub Lover]

That my friend is because you are a newb, despite being here for a day shy of a year. ;)

[Seven Force]

Oh man, that's right. I nearly forgot! :)

I've been here two years! I'll drink to that!

I love you guys.

[Pub Lover]

I hope you feel as dirty as I do. :(

[Supafly345]

I've been here two years! I'll drink to that!This really puts into perspective as to how much of my life I have wasted here.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, you're not alone. :(

[Seven Force]

First stupid fucking non-sequitur wacky sounding quasi-racist post of 2006. And from someone called BIRTH DEFECT. (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=374285#374285)

This is indeed the high point of 2006. Fuck the rest of the year folks, it's all over. Nothing to see here, go on home and just wait patiently for 2007.

Back on-topic, I wouldn't really call it a waste. I mean, it's not like you're on 24/7 and you've lost your job cause of it. I like it here.

[Pub Lover]

Sometimes I wonder why I hang around here, but not too loudly incase Chojin hears & bans me again. :(

I bet if I was a real person I wouldn't be on this board! >:

[sadie]

then i'm glad you're imaginary!

[Pub Lover]

Even imaginary people feel pain. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Ha ha, what is this doing in DDAAF :(

[maggiekarp]

Well, it was rotting peacefully :(

[Guitar Woman]

I felt the need to post in it again, so I could win >:

[maggiekarp]

Not on my watch >:

[Seven Force]

What the fuck is this shit?

[xbxDaniel]

Pub Lover so won this, this isn't cool guys.

[Pub Lover]

Oh no, not this thread again! :tear

[Marc Summers]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4215/firefox4su6ri.gif
Chojin has to convert now.

[Pub Lover]

This isn't an anime forum. :(

[executioneer]

i'll firefox YOU

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/firefox.gif

[Pub Lover]

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

I didn't know firefox was an anime browser :(

[Marc Summers]

It used to belong to the furries before the merger happened.

[Guitar Woman]

I call post 1000 in this thread because I'm not cool enough to call a significant post in the other postcount thread :(

[Pub Lover]

Come on guys! This thread? Seriously? :(

[Esuohlim]

I call post 1000 in this thread because I'm not cool enough to call a significant post in the other postcount thread :(

I'm cool? :rolleyes

[Marc Summers]

You're, uh, internet cool.
Yeah, that's it! INTERNET cool.

[Pub Lover]

Circle Jerk cool.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Im not cool, but I do have a shiny penny in my pocket :)

[ArrowX]

A bag full of kittens cool!

[sadie]

rip kellychaos. :(

[MetalMilitia]

its a shame kellychaos' legacy is quite possibly the worst thread on the foum. he is in death as he was in life.

[ArrowX]

kellychaos is dead!?!?!?!? :O

[Pub Lover]

I was in the crowd that didn't like Kelly, but it has been weird not to see him around.

[ArrowX]

wtf I loved kellychaos (in the non ass sex way)

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, but you're one of the few that sucks more than Kelly ever did. :blah

[Guitar Woman]

Hey guys :(

[Emu]

win

[Guitar Woman]

not if i can help it

[Emu]

WIN >:

[Guitar Woman]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00009P51G.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
I hope this is the official boxart for twilight princess because it has to be one of the coolest things i have ever seen >:

[Emu]

if by "cool" you mean "gay" and "furry"

[Guitar Woman]

It's not furry >:

[Emu]

he turns into a wolf. how is that not furry.

[Guitar Woman]

Because werewolves fucking rule?

[Emu]

before the furries, maybe

[Guitar Woman]

At least it's not as furry as that other GC adventure game.

You know the one I mean. >:

[maggiekarp]

Don't fursecute Link >:

[Emu]

i'm gonna assume you're referring to starfox adventures, which STARTED as a furry game instead of becoming one, which puts it a step above this one IMHO

[Emu]

wait a second, does this mean Twilight Princess is going to be on GC after all? i thought it got pushed back to the Revolution

[Pub Lover]

Double posting negates the win, this isn't the Chatroom thread.

[Esuohlim]

Have I posted here yet?

[Pub Lover]

Circle Jerk cool. ;)

[Guitar Woman]

Hey f*ck you guys stop trying to win

[Johnny Couth]

I don't even need to try.

[Guitar Woman]

wait a second, does this mean Twilight Princess is going to be on GC after all? i thought it got pushed back to the Revolution
What retard told you that

[ArrowX]

I dint' see anyone bitching when link turned into a fucking fish person, a tree monster or a Goron thingy. Besides link actually is a complete wolf not a fuckign in between homo. I'm also pretty sure link doesn't turn into a wolf because he thinks hes an animal trapped in a persons body.

BTW WIN!

[Guitar Woman]

None of those had fur. Plus, I think that was before a select few decided to start jacking off to anthropomorphic animal porn.

Also I think the Twilight is a throwback to Link to the Past's "Dark World" in which you turn into the animal that your soul most reflects.

Bunny Link :lol

[Emu]

I dint' see anyone bitching when link turned into a fucking fish person, a tree monster or a Goron thingy. Besides link actually is a complete wolf not a fuckign in between homo. I'm also pretty sure link doesn't turn into a wolf because he thinks hes an animal trapped in a persons body.

BTW WIN!

i don't count that game >:

also GW: furries have been around since like 1983. in the early 90's one fatty stalked Tress MacNeille (then the voice of Babs Bunny) and got a restraining order put on him or something because he was beating off to the character and drawing porn of her. so yeah, furry retardation predates Zelda

[MetalMilitia]

I posted last that means I win.

[Guitar Woman]

furries have to be the most disgusting people in the universe.

[Esuohlim]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/531/poster1gu.jpg

Last poster wins :eek

[Guitar Woman]

I get it :(

[Emu]

i'm glad this thread is active again :)

[maggiekarp]

You never know, there might have been some Egyptians that drew naked dog-head people

[executioneer]

or like some ancient sumerians or something

[ArrowX]

ARROWX FOR THE WIN

[executioneer]

more like arrowx for the whine :lol

[ArrowX]

Foiled again by Super Willie

Oh wait I'm teh winnar! :)

[Marc Summers]

Well I refuse to read "it's a typo but not really because I typed it wrong on purpose because it's funny" crap right now because I'm the winner.

Ass >:

[Pub Lover]

Post Count.

[Mad Melvin]

sup guys? I was just in the neighbourhood and i thought i...what? I won? cool!