CAPTION THE AVATAR ABOVE YOU GAME!

[GADZOOKS]

I'm incredible.

[Angryhydralisk]

Spare some change, if you please?

[EisigerBiskuit]

There are fingers growing out of my pants!

[sadie]

OH NOES!

[DuFresne]

Pre-captioned for your convenience.

[DuFresne]

I'm an asshat for requiring the lighter background for my avatar to work!

[Noodles]

Its a Jackasshat

[Angryhydralisk]

Awwwwww idn't dat the cutest widdel stickman ah ever SEEEN!

[Supafly345]

wtf not funny

[Angryhydralisk]

wtf period.

[BlueOatmeal]

Public wetting is hot. I like it when a girl is all like "I gotta pee but the line for the bathroom is soooo long. Hummm, its kinda dark in here and I'm wearing black jeans so I'll just pee myself."

[SLjimbolian]

I got a giant caption over me wherever I go.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I look like Bob Saget if he was on herion. Kind of.

[eggyolk]

i suck real bad

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I deliver milk.

[Noodles]

I made Link ot of legos THEAT TRULY MAKES ME ZEDLAS BIGGEST FAN!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I look like a rejected Tim Burton doodle.

[Noodles]

I look like a rejected steven speilberg character.

[Angryhydralisk]

Tim Burton.

[SLjimbolian]

Fireman Dave tests out the new urinary system to fight fires.

[DuFresne]

I was almost known-of in the 90's!

[WhiteRat]

Who's ready for a donkey show?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I like to blend things.

[sadie]

my biggest fan cross-stitched me 'cause he likes doing sissy things like that.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/nycpidgeonav.png

[MarioRPG]

I'm an upset liar.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

My parrot is my only friend. Want some crystal meth?

[Uncle_Sham]

Dont breathe this

[DuFresne]

Changing my avatar from a pic of Uncle Sam to a still from a cheesy horror movie will hopefully garner support from this site's regulars who hate me but love cheesy horror movies :) .

[kahljorn]

Sombreros are comfortable for the head :)

[Uncle_Sham]

im sorry kahljorn but i havent got slightest fucking idea of whats going on in ur av.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

im sorry kahljorn but i havent got slightest fucking idea of whats going on in ur av.

It's a snake masturbating into a sombrero.

Groovy. (sorry)

[Uncle_Sham]

oh man thats trippy

[DehydratedPorkMan]

oh man thats trippy

My rake?

Um....groovy.

[kahljorn]

GARDEN KING, I SALUTE YOU!

my avatar is from the smash hit french animation film by Rene Laloux called, "Fantastic planet".
She's falling asleep with a human being inside her hand.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

GARDEN KING, I SALUTE YOU!

my avatar is from the smash hit french animation film by Rene Laloux called, "Fantastic planet".
She's falling asleep with a human being inside her hand.

Actually now it looks like a crater.

Whacky French. Their best creation was mustard.

[Grislygus]

Spatula City now carries yardware!

The only thing I remember about fantastic planet was the blue alien. I need to watch it again.

[Uncle_Sham]

BEWARE! im am gus the giant mechanical furnace!!!

[Fathom Zero]

"Look! A ham!"

[kahljorn]

IF IT QUAKS LIKE A DUCK!

it is a crater, actually.. they sleep in craters.
PS actually they aren't aliens they are the ones who live on that planet :O :O the humans or OMS are aliens.

[Uncle_Sham]

wow so thats what a zit looks like up close.

[SLjimbolian]

OH NOES

[BIRTH DEFECT]

SKINNY DICK

[Bubsy]

i'm so bald my head is a mirror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol

[DuFresne]

This one really BLOWS your hair back!

[that's the only one-liner from the game that I can remember :( ]

[Sethomas]

Asshat.

(Has that been said yet?)

[bigtimecow]

tobaccy am stay in da pipe no matter what the gravitational pull

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I'm gay.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I knew it.

"I have a rake!"

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I knew it.

"I have a rake!"

I totally walked into that one I know.

But it looks like I found a little faerie companion. And he's the "biggest."

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Juttin?

[Dire Flamingo]

Pixel Blocks are nerd legos. >.>

[Zomboid]

I'm the main stoner from dazed and confused!

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I'm a gorilla named Daisy.

OMG. I CHANGED MY AVATAR COMPLETELY RUINING ALL OTHER POSTS ABOUT ME. COMPLETE CHAOS.

[Sacks]

None too interesting!

[FartinMowler]

I'm a bad drawing of the guy from the White stripes

[bigtimecow]

strip plz

[DuFresne]

strip plz :lol

[bigtimecow]

i live in mexico

[Sacks]

I get all my leg gear from the Thunderdome.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

And here if you look to the left in scrapped video game charecter designs, You will see a mentally retarted version of Silver Snake.

[Fathom Zero]

Guess where I keep my Master Sword.

[DuFresne]

This globe makes ME SO ANGRY!!!!!!!



And zelda, please don't ever insinuate any negative ideas regarding Charles Bronson. He doesn't like that very much. >:

[DehydratedPorkMan]

This globe makes ME SO ANGRY!!!!!!!



And zelda, please don't ever insinuate any negative ideas regarding Charles Bronson. He doesn't like that very much. >:

I'm one hooker away from a fucking party!

[Dire Flamingo]

http://southpark.xf.cz/epizode/epi105e.jpg
<3 :(

[Sacks]

NOW THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN WORLDS COOLLLLIDDE

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I'm still a gay Solid Snake.

[GADZOOKS]

I am closing this thread to the public.

[FartinMowler]

the eighties called and want there avatar back

[kahljorn]

I want sex but can't get any I guess I'll just have to settle for a sexy avatar.

[Emu]

Sinead O'Connor in her pupal stage.

[kahljorn]

i might stab you with my hair

[Grislygus]

Inside Tim Burton's Womb: Part One

[Jixby Phillips]

nair side, foam side

[noob3]

this weed has me hella high i shouldnt of came to this extreme gallery!!

[Bubsy]

squidbillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol :rock

[Juttin]

This shirt gives me an extra life.
BUT THIS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SHIRT GIVES ME INVINCIBILITY

[Emu]

I'm glad Juttin's back!

[liquidstatik]

rokasu, nooo!! ;_;

[Grislygus]

Designed specifically to make it look like Grislygus visits furfag sites.



Emu doesn't help.

[Juttin]

GIGANTOR! GIGANNNNNNNNNNN-TORRRRR!

[Emu]

I'm really not sure what your avatar is!

[Juttin]

^_^ KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE




(My avatar is from Fable. Long story.)

[xbxDaniel]

Domestic abuse is fun guys!

[DuFresne]

FROM A MAN!!!!!!!!hahahahaah:lol :lol :lol hahahahahaha!!!!!1111
I didn't know Juttin lives in Massachusetts!!!!!!!

EDIT: this is for juttin, obviously.

[Juttin]

DONKEY SOMBRERO LOL

[eggyolk]

banned lol

[Guitar Woman]

i'm the milk man

[eggyolk]

thats the kind of creativity we need here at imock

[W01fman]

Hi, I'm your Dad

[xbxDaniel]

Don't fuck the children.

[Goat Cheese]

This is political. It must be funny. My instincts have never failed me before!

[Guitar Woman]

I'm frequently featured on 4chan!

No, seriously, I see that picture there like 5 times a day, idk mabye you got it from somewhere else

[Grislygus]

Pink cartoon hair and fetishes are the only thing that can make Japanese sex interesting.

[Goat Cheese]

GIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNTOOOOOO OOOOOOR!

[DuFresne]

(I was going to make a joke about how this noob's avatar is an obvious attempt to be "the wacky new guy," but then I remembered what picture the joke would be next to :( )

[Guitar Woman]

HORALE, MUCHACHOS

[Goat Cheese]

This show looks cool. I should watch it if I wanna be cool like Guitar woman.

[Guitar Woman]

The guy who uses me doesn't get the joke

[eggyolk]

hey do you guys like manga

[W01fman]

I masterbate with this hand.

[SKATERMONKEY]

I wanna be Jenna Jamieson when I'm older.

[W01fman]

Bubbles: Post Michael Jackson

[SKATERMONKEY]

I pull this face whenever I go to imockery

[Tropical]

I'm an ADHD monkay!

[W01fman]

Quick, pull my finger

[SKATERMONKEY]

"This is what happens to your ass in prison"

[Guitar Woman]

My user made this thread SUCK

[SKATERMONKEY]

"Im skatermonkeys stalker and I will post in every thread he posts in and be really really gay about it (I like furrys)

[Guitar Woman]

Seriously, my user fucking sucks ass I hope someone puts me out of my misery

[SKATERMONKEY]

hi! I pretend to be a woman in one forum and a man in the other. Im in fact neither. Good day!

[Guitar Woman]

PS MONKEYS AREN'T CHIMPS JACKASS

[SKATERMONKEY]

"Hi. I pretend to hate maddox but I was a regular poster and moderater for one of his sites but then everyone started being mean to me so I left."

[Guitar Woman]

SERIOUSLY THAT'S A CHIMP NOT A MONKEY

[SKATERMONKEY]

"Hi. I look like an emo psul mccartney/ spock crossover I like holding plastic katanas while watching furries on 4chan. And I hate skatermonkey cos he humiliates me in front of entire forums"

[Guitar Woman]

HI I'M SKATERMONKEY EVERYONE HAS ME ON THEIR IGNORE LIST BECAUSE IGNORE REALLY MEANS I LOVE THIS GUY

[W01fman]

I hate monkeys

[SKATERMONKEY]

i pull faces at transvestites"

[Goat Cheese]

ima do a 900 and eat a banana. I am so cool.

[W01fman]

My spidey sense is tingling down there... :x :x :x :x ..........:melt

[Goat Cheese]

hey check it out, if i type a colon with a p it totally looks like this. :p

[SKATERMONKEY]

"if the wind changes and my face stays like this I may not have to go to school"

[W01fman]

http://www.theguys.org/Monkey/Months/September/pix/ani-SyncSwimming-3c.gif

swimmingmonkey > skatermonkey

[SKATERMONKEY]

is that monkey swimming it looks like its drowning...

That mean old dentist took all my teeth!

[Goat Cheese]

my gym partner's a monkey is such a cool show. i wish I had a monkey.

[Dixie]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Goat Cheese]

I wish i won American idol.

[SKATERMONKEY]

"in breaking news. spiderman reveals penchant for dressing up"

[Colewolf]

Helmets are for humans.

[Goat Cheese]

with mah sword I can stop them cattle rustlers

[Colewolf]

Woooo hoooo I got asked to be the new Robin. I hope batman lets wear pants.

Bad thing is my avatar picture is acctually me.

[W01fman]

Hick? Check... Knife? Check... Let's roll

[Goat Cheese]

ONE COUNTRY FROM THE PEOPLE'S HANDS.

[Dixie]

OMG!!1!!1! RAP BATTLZ!!!!1!!!1!!!!

[SKATERMONKEY]

"wow! my hand looks totally trippy dude. I knew I shouldn't have
done that line off that hookers *censored* before this performance"

[Dixie]

Dude. I'm a chimp. LOOK AT ME!

[Colewolf]

And now I shall show you the TRUE meaning of life. Just stand in line and drink the Kool-aid.

[Dixie]

I eat mountain oysters

[Colewolf]

These public rectal exams hurt.

[Dixie]

Where's them sheep! I'ma gonna give 'em a serenadin' they wont forgets!

[Colewolf]

I welcome you to the first annual deep throat the microphone contest!!!

[Dixie]

I bet you'd love to see what's under my hat.

[SKATERMONKEY]

"All together now SHE WAS THE DANCING QUEEN YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17"

[Dixie]

Nyeeeeeruuuuummmmmm

[SKATERMONKEY]

"ok everyone I'm not really a rock singer I just wanted an excuse to take my shirt off in front of heaps and heaps of people "

[Dixie]

I'm not as cool as Lancelot Link.

[SKATERMONKEY]

" I like seranading my hand"

[Dixie]

Yall gonna make me lose my mind up in here up in here

[Colewolf]

My kingdom for a shirt!

[SKATERMONKEY]

"I will protect my precious town of wyoming"

[W01fman]

Look at me. I'm an attention whore.

[Colewolf]

Can someone grab me a beer and a chisel?

[Dixie]

Hawnky Tawwwwwwwnk Badonkadonk!

[RaNkeri]

Hail Satan!

[Colewolf]

Just like the children on the play ground, this is how I show that I like you.

[Dixie]

FEAR THIS!

[eggyolk]

FREEEEEEEEDOM

[Colewolf]

If you want free candy just get in the van.

[SLjimbolian]

A cowboy samurai....type...thing.

[DuFresne]

Hi! This is the only face I ever made during my entire career!

[SKATERMONKEY]

"what are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a donkey wearing a sombrero before?"

[Jixby Phillips]

achimp :lol

[Colewolf]

I wonder if it is scratch and sniff?

[Goat Cheese]

all those guys at the anime forum will be jealous.

[SKATERMONKEY]

get forked.

[Colewolf]

Quit moving that damned banana!

[DuFresne]

Silly caucasian boy likes to play with samurai swords!

[SKATERMONKEY]

"i had a starring role in shrek and all they gave me was this stupid hat"

[Goat Cheese]

Ha ha! its a monkey on a skate board! no one has thought of that before! MOM come quick! I FOUND A PICTURE OF A MONKEY ON A SKATEBOARD! I am so cool.

[Colewolf]

Who took my cake? Damn you skatermonkey!!!

[Dixie]

This hat gives me the special power to NEVER GET LAID.

[W01fman]

Anyone seen my shirt?

[SKATERMONKEY]

"wish they'd hurry up and draw the other side of my face"

[W01fman]

Can anybody stop this thing......!

[SKATERMONKEY]

"everyone says i'm a good poker player cos im stone faced..."

[W01fman]

Tony Hawks: Chimp Skater 4

In stores now.

[SKATERMONKEY]

"i dont get it im a work of art but i still can't get laid"

[EisigerBiskuit]

How do I get off this thing haha

[SKATERMONKEY]

"my mum warned me this would happen if i sat too close to the t.v."

[Fathom Zero]

THIS IS ONE CHIMP THAT DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES.

[W01fman]

I'm a pirate, no I'm a business man, no I'm a putz

[Guitar Woman]

I'm an idiot

[Goat Cheese]

Do I make you hot, Mr. Bond?

[SKATERMONKEY]

jon! I wanted lasagne and I wanted it five minutes ago!

[Goat Cheese]

Jane, STOP THIS CRAZY THING!

[Guitar Woman]

IIIIIIIIIIIIII'm a cowboy

[DuFresne]

Too many Foster's avatars!!!!!:x

[SKATERMONKEY]

too many tequilas

[Idi Amin]

Up next on The Wonderful World of Disney Skate Monkey 4: The Halfpipe Primate

[SKATERMONKEY]

up next on where are they now: James Earl Jones

[Idi Amin]

Monkeys sk8 better than people 'cause of their aposable thumbs on their feet, and prehensile tales

[DuFresne]

Hi! I'm am evil dictator who doesn't know that chimps don't have tails!

[SKATERMONKEY]

"why oh why won't people take me seriously? Is It the hat?"

[kahljorn]

Cowabunga dude!!!!!!!!!! :(

[DuFresne]

I feel stickey :(

[Goat Cheese]

donde estas, don ramon?

[Noodles]

Rodney Dangerfeild SHAVED!!!

[Goat Cheese]

i love johen vaquezue-how ever the hell you spell it.

[Noodles]

I serve no major purpose in the show whatsoever and ive only made 4 apperences but im the most popular charater in the show!

(Jhonen Vasquez)

[xbxDaniel]

I serve no major purpose in the comics at all and I've only made several appearances, but I'm the most popular character!

[Jeanette X]

I can whistle through the gap in my teeth. Wanna see?

[Noodles]

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Bager Bager Bager Bager Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

[kahljorn]

i hate that internet thing badger badger.
that's all, I'm breaking this captioning tradition at this point >:

[DuFresne]

Still sticky... :(

[Noodles]

Still an asshat :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Still Italian :(

[Noodles]

Still a Fagot :(

[Goat Cheese]

HEY GUYS! LOOK WHAT I GOT AT HOT TOPIC!

[SKATERMONKEY]

Crappy childrens artwork part 3

[Seven Force]

this is my left, that's my left
this my right, that's my right

[Blue Fox]

...

even bottles like to get crazy every once and a while.

[Goat Cheese]

Young love. even it can get TOO cute.

[SKATERMONKEY]

"this is my SERIOUS face"

[Blue Fox]

coolest chimp since:
http://www.foxnews.com/images/161316/0_21_042205_smoking_chimp_1.jpg

Now that's a rebel goatcheese!:p

[Goat Cheese]

SMOOCH

[Noodles]

Most likley to end up in Bad Art Collection 2

[Goat Cheese]

I HATE EVERYTHING

[SKATERMONKEY]

the fonz after a botched plastic surgery makeover... "ayyyyyyye sit on it!"

[Womti]

random chimp sounds of screeching

[Emu]

old and dead

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Tranime!

[Goat Cheese]

bum bum bum BUM BUM BUM BUM BUUUUUUUM BUM!

[DuFresne]

Ain't nothin' but a ferret, retarded all the time.

[GADZOOKS]

ENOUGH! LOCK THE THREAD

LOOOCK ITTT

[Goat Cheese]

keep on truckin'

[Noodles]

I cant caption Goat Cheese's avatar because he changes it every week.

[Emu]

My taste in comics rivals that of a high school freshman.

[SKATERMONKEY]

HELLO i AM YOUR AVATAR (AND I LOVE YOU)

[Goat Cheese]

Man I never get any air!

[Divisible by Waffle]

Hail to the king, baby. Squeak squeak.

[Idi Amin]

How Beethoven lost his hearing.

[Emu]

Vaginas are great

[Idi Amin]

giant bipedal nuclear sex porn WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:wank :wank

[Grislygus]

We will slaughter them for this blasphemy! We will crush and-

What the fuck are those two doing?

[Colewolf]

Me likey bread sticks!!!!!!

[Blue Fox]

Yu-gi-oh card: Super Blue Flying Super Dragon Reptile Creature

[Goat Cheese]

^_^

:sixcharacters

[Womti]

"that's not cool, yo."

[Blue Fox]

howdy partner!

[SKATERMONKEY]

"whats wrong baby"
"The doctor told me i'm ANIMEic"
"Hold me baby I'm here for you"

[eggyolk]

uh oh here i go again up the vert ramp :lol

[Idi Amin]

Jesus died for your sins

[Goat Cheese]

Dude there is this fly that is totally in my line of vision.

[eggyolk]

i knew i should have packed a lunch! :lol

[DuFresne]

Well I do declare, it be black his'ry monf, I reckon!

[SKATERMONKEY]

You know you've had one tequila shot too many when you wake up next to this in the morning.

[Noodles]

My avatars matches my name, THATS HILARIOUS!!!!

[Seven Force]

i have woman parts where my man parts should be

OR

i have 99 problems but a penis aint one

[Goat Cheese]

follow the bouncing bunny!

[Divisible by Waffle]

I'm sorry, but we think it might be a brain tumor, or ten. You have about five hours to live.